Girls On the Beach

Too Chicks kissing and groping...Fuck Yeah...The one girl is a champ with her two drinks...

Man I can't wait till summer...I love bikini weather...

Feel free to show off your bikinis ladies...I wont get mad from too many submissions...

Man Engulfed in Flames at Gas Station

Man Engulfed in Flames at Gas Station - Watch more Funny Videos

Only in Arizona...

"Im gonna light a Match" Dur dur dur

Khloe Kardashian Licks a Lollipop

Found a Kodak Moment of Kim's Sister Khloe enjoying a lollipop somewhere on some red carpet...

Umm...Trying to be funny without being too sexual and its just not working...

Look at her love that thing...I wonder what other talents she has...?

Sarah Stage Dreaming of Your LINKs

See More of Sarah
SarahStage.com
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Tuesday Here we go....Nothin much to day...I think the Suns are done for the season...It was good to sing some karaoke with the old gang on Sunday...Im a dork...

Desiree You Love My Site

Everyone Follow My Stupid Ass on Twitter

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Hollywood Hoe Wants Some Lovin - Krunk Mode

Andrew Bynum Rehabbing with Playboy - The Dirty

Jenniser Ellison Sideboob in Nuts Mag - The Beer Goggler

Tampa Bay Bucs Cheer Tryouts - Don Chavez

Italian Reality Star Cristina Del Basso - UnCoached

Olympic Silver Medalists Models Bikini - Busted Coverage

Football Players Condo Had Murders - NFL Juice

Alessandra Aroles is a Hottie - On 205th

Bridget and Her Boobies - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Kendra Wilkinson is Launching Her Poles - Celebrity Odor

Pick Your Final Four Team - Cuzoogle

Gemma Sykes is Fine Today - Camel Tap

Awesome Escalator Pic - Dead Dog

Scene From Family Guy Banned From TV

I guess TV doesnt like the idea of Killing all these people...

Stewie says the F Word too...

Good Song

Candid Side Boob of the Day - Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag is purposely not on this site often...Alls she does is parade around everywhere and even gets paid mad money for appearances...But she showed up at Perez Hilton's birthday party showin off her rack nicely...

Look at that awesome sideboob...I love when you can see all the way underneath like that to really get a good idea of the shape and how they stick outward...Its a beautiful thing...

Not a big fan of Heidi...But her rack is just fine with me...

How about THAT side boob...?

And It's Gone

Save Your Money People

Shannon Sky is Hot For You LINKs

See "more" of Shannon at her official website is your over 18
www.ShannonSky.com
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Alright its Monday...My weekend kinda suucked computer wise...I think I got a virus and shit and couldnt really do anything...I have never had a real virus before in all my computer years so it sucked to not be able to do everything...I think I got it all fixed and all the protection shit up to date...Now I can breathe again...

Check out my ass on Twitter

and check out some links bitches...


A Fat Woman Falls - Krunk Mode

"Would You" with this Beauty Queen? - The Dirty

Hot Michigan State Girls - Gunaxin

More of the Buff n Busty Lingerie Quarterback - Busted Coverage

The Best Body at Duke? - UnCoached

Kourtney Kardashian is the Hottest Sis - On 205th

Nikkala Stott In Men’s Health Magazine - The Beer Goggler

Tila Tequila Wears Cheap Shirts - Don Chavez

New Zealand Girls Are Easy - NFL Juice

Vanessa Hudgens at the Kids Choice Awards - Celebrity Odor

Kelly Brook in Her Bathing Suit - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Keeley Hazell Hot 100 Pics - DJ Mick

The Bubba Keg Convection Grill - Tailgating Ideas

Megan Fox at Teen Choice Awards - Cuzoogle

Cougars in Bikinis - The Daily Beast

Anna Kournikova Playing Beer Pong is Sexy

Is this a beautiful site or what...I know you may have seen these pics and all...This one is beautiful...I have never played beer pong with a girl this hot...Jimmy Fallon I hope you're thankful for what you got to so...Yeah fuck having a show...I just want to play beer pong with Anna...

Nik Richie might even have to close his eyes and say yes to this...He is a die hard soldier when it comes to red cups...This might convince him to say Yes for one night with his eyes closed and no kissing...

Megan Fox Wears a Funny Shirt

You may have seen these pics of Megan Fox come up on all the blogs and websites this week...They always photoshop small things out of the pic to make them look more normal and so small businesses don't get promoted for free...

I have obtained an unedited pic of Megan Fox from this week...Shes wearing a shirt that says the funny phrase "I'd Still Hit It"...Its one of her favorite underground clothing brands that just has a few different types of shirts with the same phrase on it...

You can get one on their Official Site
IdStillHitIt.com

The site is basic right now but new design coming soon...

Twitter Hottie of the Day - Nikki Benz

Today my Twitter Hottie is Nikki Benz...

Shes a popular adult film star with a sexy body and great rack...She even post some sexy pics sometimes on Twitter for you to drool over...

You can follow her sexy ass right here
Twitter.com/NikkiBenz

I would love to ride in the Benz someday ;)

My Baby Picture

Yeah it started at an early age...I fuckin love boobs...

Any girl who writes "Phil Knows Best" on their chest will get a free gift from me...

(probably a shirt or something, not something gross...Relax)

Lebron James Sinks Another Half Court Shot on 60 Minutes

This one was father than half court even...Probably about 60 feet...Normal half court it 47 feet...

I hope he doesn't think he can do this in a game someday...

Quit while your ahead King James

Mandy Moore Shows Her O Face

Mandy Moore got caught with her mouth open...

"Just like last night!" dur dur dur....

Yeah I remember when we were both 16 Mandy and I had a HUGE crush on you...You're still aiight to me though...

Vanilla Deville Flashing You Her Sexy LINKs Through The Window

See More of Vanilla at her Official Site if Your over 18
www.VanillaDeville.com
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Yeah I love Vanilla...I have a crush on her....

My only day off today...Dont know what to do with myself...The yard is a mess after some of the hardest winds AZ has seen in a minute...Theres tree branches and leaves everywhere...I guess Im expected to clean some of this shit up...Gotta love it...

Day Off Shmay off...

Follow my ass on Twitter

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Scandalous Bitches in Chicago - Krunk Mode

Dirty Celebrity War - The Dirty

20 Awesome Amateur Style Hotties - UnCoached

Hotties of the Pac-10 - Busted Coverage

Megan Fox in Short Shorts - The Beer Goggler

Eleven Cougars in Bikinis - The Daily Beast

Gemma Atkinson 2009 Bikini Calendar - Don Chavez

The New NFL Rule Sucks - NFL Juice

Anna Kournikova at the NY Stock Exchange - Celebrity Odor

Pamela Anderson Goes Shopping - Drunken Stepfather

Inma Cuesta is a Latina Hottie - Camel Tap

Do The Stanky Leg Dance - Blog of Hilarity

Next on "Girl Eats Dog" - Dead Dog

Chrisy from UofA Gives Me Hope - Tailgating Ideas

Guy Tasers Friend In The Shower

Guy Tasers Friend in the Shower - Watch more Funny Videos

The drama in this is hilarious...If they would've dubbed some scary music...Many awards could have been won...

Bobcat Attacks People in Arizona Bar

Yeah Im glad I dont live in this neighborhood...This would be the only excuse for running behind the bar without getting 86ed..

I dont know about you guys but I dont get close to a bobcat to take a picture of it when theres nothing in between us...Nice one Kyle Hicks...

PETA is probably mad about killing the thing...Cuz they get mad about everything...Everything!...

Piss

I call that the "R. KellY"...

Nice tan lines too sweetheart...

Rihanna's Gun Tattoo

She should put Chris Brown's face next to the gun...Ya know, to stir up that pot a little and make everyone think shes crazy...

Brianna Frost Strips Off Your LINKs

See more of Brianna
www.BriannaFrost.com
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Today is like my 8th or 9th day workin in a row...Thats why the number of posts per day is pretty shitty lately...tomorrow maybe I can step my game up...

Hey Brianna...Love You Too...

Follow my Sexy ass on Twitter

and check out some links bitches...

Husband Wants Fat Wife Pounded - Krunk Mode

Dude Puking Up a Storm - The Dirty

Sugey Abrego is a FINE Mexican - The Beer Goggler

Hude Boobs With Tape on Them - Don Chavez

The HOtter Kardashian Photoshoot - On 205th

Miss April 2005 is Bangin - UnCoached

Cutler Enemy List, Kerry Rhodes - NFL Juice

Skyler is Bo Jackson of Lingerie Football - Busted Coverage

Hands Free Drinking Necklace - Tailgating Ideas

Crazy Stalker Fan Arrested - Celebrity Odor

Rihanna Shows Off Her Gun Tat - Drunken Stepfather

Chris Bish Stars in Deadbeat Millionaire - Cuzoogle

The Original Name for Pedi Paws - Dead Dog

Megan Fox in See Thru Tights - Camel Tap

Shaquille O'Neal's Top 10 Moments of 2009

Its been great having you in Phoenix this year your dieselness...Hopefully the band all gets together next year for atleast one more tour...

60 Foot Penis on the Roof

An 18 year old kid did this work of art in Berkshire...I guess it has been there for over a year...

Homeboy is gonna have some long and high clean up duty soon...

Thats a kodak moment if I do say so myself...

H/T: BBC

Hottie Jennifer Nicole Lee Shooting Guns in Tight Dress

I remember going shooting for the first time a few months ago...I fuckin love it...And I love Jennifer Nicole Lee's Sexy ass in some tight leather... Her story is she used to be fat and lost a bunch of weight and became a fitness model or something...

Check out her Official Website
JenniferNicoleLee.com

Jennifer Walcott in a Thong with Your LINKs

See "more" of the Beautiful Jennifer
www.JenniferWaloctt.com
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Happy Hump Day everyone...Happy Birthday to my homie Travis...It might be strip club time tonight...Im just gonna say Fuck the Utah Jazz now...There I said it...

Follow my happy ass on Twitter

and check out some links bitches...


Brother and Sis Slutting together? - Krunk Mode

Child Playing Beer Pong - The Dirty

Lingerie Football Player Jackie is Fine - Busted Coverage

Izabel Goulart in Sexy Lingerie - The Beer Goggler

Vida Guerra's Birthday Pics - Don Chavez

Lucie from London is Hot - On 205th

New Lions Logo Proposal - NFL Juice

Anna Faris in Arena Magazine - Celebrity Odor

Girls Painted Green - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Sluts Giving the Finger - Camel Tap

Mikaela Castro Sexy in a Thong - Camel Tap

Chris Bosh Leaving Toronto? - Terez Owens

Raptors Dancers vs. Knicks Dancers - Cuzoogle

Tila Tequila's Titties Look Amazing

Tila took this picture and posted it on her Website and on her Twitter the other night...

Do her titties look amazing or what? I never remember them being that big and juicy looking...Does anyone know if she got a boob job...They look big and fake which is not a bad thing at all...Those jugs just really caught my eye and wanted to share with you all...But yeah if u can confirm she got a boob job, thatd be great...

Hey Tila...Make me a sign pic...Thatd be awesome..Thanks

Bridget Marquardt Shows Her O Face

Someone caught Bridget in a funny situation...The O face shot is always a kodak moment...My imagination is running wild...

By the way Bridget your show is funny...When you slid down the dune with your mouth open and got all that sand in your mouth...I LOLed a little bit...Love you too!

MMA Fighter Din Thomas Calls Out Chris Brown

Its good to see some good old fashioned shit talk...

This Din Thomas guy was feeling pretty badass after his win...Rihanna I hope you holler at him...Stir that pot up...

Brenda Lynn Wants You After Class LINKs

See More of Brenda's Sexiness...
www.BrendaLynnOnline.com
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Oh boy what a day...Cop pulled me over in front of my house because I drove the long way thru my neighborhood last night...FUCK YOU I was just driving...Sorry for going 5 over when theres no fuckin cars on the road you jackass...Thanks for noticing I wasnt drunk either...Good luck on your quotas Douche...Next time ILL CALL YOU if I need you...

Follow my angry ass on Twitter Cuz its lotsa fun...All teh Pornstars are on in...

Check out some links bitches...


College Kids Had Too Much To Drink - Krunk Mode

Arika from Purdue is a Hottie - Busted Coverage

Jacklyn from Tough Love - The Dirty

Lingerie Football Chick Gets Naked - Don Chavez

Celeste Star Makes My Pants Tight - The Beer Goggler

Ana Ferreria is a Portuguese Hottie - UnCoached

Michael Vick Wrote a Book? - NFL Juice

Jessica Stroup Makes Tuesday Enjoyable - Celebrity Odor

Claudia Borges Scores Another for Portugal - On 205th

Cindy Crawford All Lathered Up - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Spring Training is Tailgating 24-7 - Tailgating Ideas

One f the More Different Class Photos - Dead Dog

Pretend to Be Homless, Makes 100 Bucks - Cuzoogle

This Gemma Sykes Chick is Banging - Gunaxin

A Rod Was Hittin This Shit - Madden Cowboy

Devin Hester Gives You Wings - Terez Owens

20 Chicks in Whipped Cream Bikinis

One of my favoritest, most sexy things in the world is...The Whipped Cream Bikini...

Yeah ever since the movie "Varsity Blues" where Ali Larter sluts it up and tries to seduce the quarterback...I have loved the whipped cream bikini...Something about a bikini that I can easily just lick off is a beautiful thing...

I had a good lookin friend of mine ask me what I wanted for my birthday 2 years ago and I told her what I wanted and she agreed she would do that bikini thing for me...I mentioned later before it happened that I would expect at least a lick or two...She got butt hurt and just said no...Lets just say that's not the first time in history a woman has changed her mind and un-promised something...Whatever though...

Now check out more amateur and semi-famous chicks in one of the greatest things ever...The Whipped Cream Bikini...The first pic is one of my faves Brianna Frost by the Way...Yeah the Hedsor Hall Chick...














That last pic is just hilarious...I had to add it in...

Lebron Tosses Up Another Half Court Shot

I think he may be better at this shot than the regular three pointer...Skip Bayless would probably say something like that...

Woman Leaves Gas Nozzle in Van and Drives Off

This soccer mom had other things on her mind...Since gas prices aren't as high now, people dont even notice or think about gas...

Just like this chick...

My Crush - Kaden Solo from TheDirty.com

Yeah if you ever go to TheDirty.com on weekday afternoons at 1pm AZ time...You can chat live with Kaden and Jaden, Nik Richie's personal assistants...

I emailed Kaden my number and they called me while I was watching Live today it was pretty dope...

I have a huge crush on Kaden, the brunette, cuz shes hot and cool and so my type...I think so anyway...They said they want me to bring them lunch someday...I would be happy too so that sometime...

Kaden I would love to buy you a drink sometime and then maybe go bowling or something....I have bad ideas if you got a better one let me know...

You have my number...

You can email Kaden and tell her to date Phil
Kaden@thedirty.com

A Girl and Her Heiny

C'mon Champ...You can do it...

Is it to easy to say it looks like she has a lot of practice in this position..?

Thought so...Just Checking

National Fart Hearings

Oh some classic fart lines where exclaimed in this brilliant masterpiece...

I supply it and deny it all the time...Cuz its funny...

Theres no lie a guy is better at than denying a fart...

Seriously...

Big Ups: College Humor

Shannon Sky Takes a Bath in Your LINKs

See Shannon's Official Website
www.ShannonSky.com
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Hope you all had an awesome weekend...Nothing Special Here...ASU lost...So Go UofA of the home state and yeah I always cheer for North Carolina too cuz I've been a Michael Jordan fan all my life...

Big Ups to my homies at the Dubliner lookin at my site now...

Follow my sexy ass on Twitter

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Shes Like Three Women in One - Krunk Mode

Terrell Owens FAILS Field Sobriety Test! - The Dirty

Florida State Cheerleaders Slutting Around - UnCoached

Joss Stone Kissing Another Chick - The Beer Goggler

New Englands Lingerie Football Team - Don Chavez

Bikini Chicks at a Race in Autralia - Busted Coverage

Peyton Manning's Sex Tape - NFL Juice

Fine Ass Chick from Bulgaria - On 205th

Victoria Secret Model's Lose Their Panties - Cuzoogle

Carmen Electra in Maxim Mexico - Camel Tap

Hottest Tennis Players Part 3 - Gunaxin

Why Girls Get Digital Cameras - Dead Dog

Megan Fox in Ripped Jeans - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Where the Bad Links Go - Link Dumper

Shaq Goes Bowling

Yeah Shaq prepared a new entrance with was unveiled last night...Pretty creative i'm not gonna lie...It looks like a touchdown celebration also...

Shaq said that one was for Lebron...Im not sure if he's talking about Lebron's Chalk smoke routine or maybe when he does the "stanky leg" dance or some shit like that...

Shaq is still the most entertaining face in basketball right now...Hands down...

Four Boobs Are Better Than Two

I love when two great sets of boobs come together...Kelli you and your friend have some awesome knockers...

Who wouldnt want to get personal with those fun bags...

Keep up the great work Kelli

Dwyane Wade Sinks Shot from Across Court

I guess he just heaved it up after the whistle but shit thats a good shot...Try it again and you probably wont make it Mr. Wade...Just Sayin...

Nice shot tho...

Ashton Kutcher Snaps Pic of Demi Bending Over

Ashton posted this from Twitter today saying "Shhh".... Pretty funny of him to do that...

I Guess you got punkd Demi!... Now you have to say it...You have too...

"Ok Ok, Im Demi Moore and I just got Punkd"

Denise Milani's Angel Wings and LINKs

Check out Denise
www.DeniseMilani.com
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Happy Saturday...My work threw me a little ass 2-6pm shift...So basically im just stopping by for a few hours...March Madness baby!...

Go Arizona State!

Follow my babblinig ass on Twitter

and check out soem links bitches...


Gotta Love Erin Andrew's Ass - Krunk Mode

Jennifer Nukul is Half Thai and English - UnCoached

Carmen Electra Lookin Fine - Don Chavez

Hottest Woman in Hungary? - On 205th

Louisville Cardinal Mascot Gettin Lucky - Busted Coverage

Dante Stallworth Was Hammered - NFL Juice

Courtney Cox the Sexy Cougar - The Beer Goggler

Nice Ass with Missing Fingers - Dead Dog

Paris Hilton in Blue Dress - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Ashlee Adams Thinks Phil Knows Best

You know like this Sexy Penthouse Pet...

Would you go down under with a babe from Australia?

Ashlee Adams is a Hottie with a Site You should look out for
www.QueenAshlee.com

Add her Sexy Ass on Myspace too...

Ashlee if you're ever Around Arizona I'd love to buy you a drink...

Drug Money Dropped All Over Freeway

Drug Money Dropped All Over Freeway - Watch more Funny Videos

When they say that "The bills could be traced"...Im calling bullshit...Thats drug money that people with drugs have passed around and shit...Maybe I wouldnt deposit it in a bank...Cuz your only gonna pick up no more than a few hundred bucks...They wont catch u if u use it to go out to eat and pay cash anywhere...

Fuckin cops and the government always tryin to keep us scared...

Shaq Lifts Trainer During Workout

The Big Shaqtus is a fuckin beast...He should get into UFC Cage fighting when he retires....You know you'd watch...

Sammy Braddy is Hot in Ibiza

Sammy Braddy did a sexy ass photoshoot in Ibiza...Shes a hot UK beauty with some of the awesomest fun bags ever...Definately some juggs that I could spend a lot of time with...

This is a great reason why summer is the best month in the world...

If you love Sammy's huge knockers and are over 18...Check out more pics of her at Candy Crib and she shows you the goods...

Check out more sexy Ibiza Shots below...