Awesome Balloon

Thats another "Why didn't I think of that?"

Always blow til he pops...

Dont Be That Guy - In the Bathroon

One thing I hate is when I'm the only guy pissing, A guy comes in and chooses the urinal right next to mine when theres a shit load of other to choose from that aren't right in my area...Makes me think hes tryin to sneak a peak of what I'm holdin or something...

No Shaking hands in the bathroom either...Speaking of hands...Wash them or else your a grimy, gross ass motherfucker...

Kim Kardashian Shows Her O Face

Kim Kardashian was caught with her mouth open...Certainly not the first time...We all remember her O face from the Ray J tape too...Kim looked like she sucked in bed, just layed there and made Ray J do everything...

But shes Kim Kardashian... I would once...

Mandy Lynn Shows You Cool iPhone Apps

Its always cooler when hot chicks show you cool things...Mandy Lynn Thse hot chick you've seen all over the internet and maybe in some magazines and what not...She made a video to show you some of her favorite iPhone Applications for those using and iPhone...

I dont have an iPhone but I have a crush on Mandy Lynn so I thought this video would be good for people...She was pretty adorable on that VH1 show "Americas Smartest Model"...I dont even remember who won but I thought Mandy Lynn made the show pretty cool...

Check out Mandy Lynn and her favorite iPhone Apps...



See "more" of Mandy Lynn at her Official web site
www.ClubMandyLynn.com
and check out her Hotness...

Obama Budget Cuts Visualization

Oh boy we're gonna clear that debt in no time...Thanks Barack...

Dont blame me I didnt vote for him...

Vanessa Minnillo - Would You Hit It?

Vanessa Minnillo has always been a hot piece of ass...I love my tan brunettes just like her...I love the casual look too...blue jeans and a white T from IdStillHitIt.com and even the baseball cap is cute...

I wonder if she does beer bongs with Nick Lachey and Matt Leinart?...Whatever

I'd still hit it...Would You?

George Bush Grabs Elizabeth Hasselbeck's Ass

I dont think I have ever posted a clip from "The View" but this little snippet was pretty funny...

I also have a crush on Elizabeth too...I hope she gets a job on Fox News or something...

I Love Chicago Cubs Beer Girls

This is my lovely beer girl from outside the ballpark when I went to the Cubs/Dbacks game this week...She looks like shes good with her tongue...

I love beer girls and I love when theyre dressed in Cubs gear...And this is in AZ too!...Its funny there was more Cubs fans than D backs fans...

Playboy Coed Kat Kohls Wants To Bed You

Kat is a sexy brunette chick from Wright College in Illinois...I wouldn't mind flying to Chicago to visit the family and make a side trip for this girl...I think I may go googling later for of this girl...I said I might...

Brianna Frost Takes a Shower in Your LINKs

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www.BriannaFrost.com
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Brianna You live in AZ now...We should totally hang out sometime...We all want it...Hope everyone is having an awesome day...im sending out am I'd Still Hit It shirt to Mandy Lynn today...Hopefully she posts it on her myspace or somewhere and gets it exposure...I'll love her forever...

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Some Chicks Stripping in the Bedroom - Krunk Mode

Tupac is Still Alive - The Dirty

Zoe Van Gastel is Very Attractive - On 205th

Vanessa Hudgens Has teh Hottest Smile - The Beer Goggler

$50 Dollar Home Depot Gift Card, Seriously - Tailgating Ideas

Oregen Cheeleaders Take Hot Pics - Busted Coverage

Dance Craze Sweeping the Nation - Don Chavez

Italian WAG Maria Mazza is Smokin - UnCoached

Christie Cavalli is Your Wednesday Whacker - BetVega Babes

Hugh Hefner Wants Holly Back - Celebrity Odor

Anderson Silva Will Fight Forrest Griffin - Terez Owens

Shauna Sand Party Pics - Drunken Stepfather

Lance Briggs Cuts His Hand Open - NFL Juice

The Awesomest Shirt Ever - Dead Dog

A Girl Drinking With Her Dog - T Baggins

The Original Pool Tranny IS a Tranny - Freeze My TV

Kelli D Takes Great Pics

Kelli sometimes I love that you're in love with the camera...You take awesome pics...Your rack looks simply amazing here...Your eyes are sexy and match ur sexy bikini...Im really kissin ass today wow...

I just noticed you had a drink, thats nice...

TheDirty.com Loves you cuz your hot whether they admit it or not...

Find the Ball

Yeah What'd you expect...

Natasha Kizmet Has Awesome Titties and LINKs

See the most amazing titties ever at her official website
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Yeah they're awesome Natasha, I want to be friends with those babies...The Cubs lost last night that sucked...The beer was good though...My vioce is kinda raspy cuz yeah im a yeller when it comes to sports...Thats how I do...

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Some Girls Undressing Cuz You Like It - Krunk Mode

The ShamWow Guy at age 21 - The Dirty

15 of the Hottest Women from Israel - UnCoached

Diora Baird is So Hot in FHM UK - The Beer Goggler

Mark Sanchez and Joba's Blondes Square Off - Busted Coverage

Jodie Marsh's Big Tits Pouring a Beer - On 205th

American Idol Chick Hits Up the Pool - Don Chavez

Tito Ortiz's Denial About Jenna - Terez Owens

Saints Traded 2 Picks For a Punter - NFL Juice

Stephanie LeBeau is a College Knockout - BetVega Babes

Mel B and Her Hard Bikini Body - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Some Denise Milani Never Hurt - Gunaxin

Roxanne Pallett is Hot as Hell - Camel Tap

Huge Refund Gap on Bravo - Freeze My TV

Family Guy - The Hills of Quahog w/ Lauren Conrad

Epic new episode of Family Guy comin up...

I just thought this was funny...I Love Family Guy so I posted it...I didnt sell out and get paid a bunch of money to show this...Although I am hoping for that soon right?...

Lauren Conrad you looked pretty hot in this preview...

Katie Price Eats a Banana

Another hilarious candid pic...This was actually from Katie Price doing the London marathon...Those titties bounced with her for 26.2 miles...That is a feat in itself...

But yeah watchin Katie eating a banana can put stuff in your head...

Enjoy that potassium Katie!

Bulls Shine over Celtics in Double Overtime Thriller

I wish I didn't have to miss this game... I saw a little of the replay late at night...What a fuckin game...This series is so intense...If you don't think so, you don't know basketball...

Go Bulls...

Nikki Sims Loves the Cubs LINKs

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Im goin to the Cubs vs. Dbacks game today so yeah thats why this pic is so hot today...Maybe Ill even take some cool pics when im there but likely not...My friend Kellyn is a beer girl tonight so maybe I can get a shot of her...

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Nerds Win Over Athletes - Krunk Mode

Football Player's Hot Sister - Busted Coverage

Megan Fox in Some Hot Costume - The Beer Goggler

Gretchen Rossi is Topless Again - The Dirty

Lauren Pope is a Sexy British Babe - UnCoached

Check out this Crazy Poker Party - Don Chavez

I Need Signs Like This - F Juice

Ralitza Metodieva Brings it Right - On 205th

Salma Hayek's EmaiL got Hacked - Celebrity Odor

Mary Carey and Her Scary Tits - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Michale Phelps and Miss Cali Together - Terez Owens

Its Mammory Monday WooHoo - Dead Dog

New Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics - BetVega Babes

Familu Guy Legalizes Weed - Freeze My TV

Sexy Beer Girl at the Dbacks Game - Hot Bartenders

Awesome Thong Peek

This is an awesome capture for the Men's team right here...Don't ya love when chicks thongs are sticking out and they don't know anyone sees it...This girl is secretly being owned in this pic...

I used to love in High school, girl's thongs would always stick out and you could see behind the gap in the chair...I'm a few years out of school now...I wish I had me camera phone then cuz it would be so on in capturing thong shots at school...

Great work photographer...Click the pic to read about the origin...

Amazing Basketball Shots - Dude Perfect

I love this video...Videos like this always make me wonder if they're real or not and I never really know...The youtube info said this was on Good Morning America so maybe it is real...

I miss playing on the playground and doin crazy shit like this as a kid...I need to start up again...

Jessica Drake Loves McDonald's French Fries

Check Out the sexy Jessica Drake enjoying one of America's favorite things...She posted this on her Twitter today...She an adult film chick for Wicked Pictures...Its good to see a hot chick eating something that's not the most healthy thing in the world...I would love to take Jessica to Mickie Ds someday...I'd even super size it for her if she wants...

To see Jessica's boobies and her her doing naughty things, Check out her official website if you are over 18 and like hot naked chicks...

www.JessicaDrake.com

I hope she makes me a sign pic for me or something that would be awesome...

Later Jessica!

Real-Life Pac Man Terrorizes People

Real-Life Pac Man Terrorizes People - Watch more Funny Videos

This is weird at first but then after a minute I think its pretty fuckin funny...

Another Great Halloween costume idea...

Sandee Westgate Likes To Kiss Girls

Sandee Westgate...The Hot Adult film star chick posted this on her Twitter page and I thought it was pretty hot...I believe this is Mariah Milano who she is sharing a drink with...

You gotta love twitter...Follow my ass with the link on the right...

If Your Over 18 you can see more of Sandee at her official website
www.SandeeWestgate.com

Alien Weed

Alien Weed from Donald Faison

This is Donald Faison's Group "Rich Digga"...This video was pretty toght so I posted it...Let this be a lesson too...Dont steal other peoples weed...Thats how trouble starts...If you buy it and dont get caught...Technically you are stilmulating the economy...That because you just put money in someones pocket who wasnt working and your proabbly gonna order a pizza in about an hour too...See, weed aint so bad...

Shanda Panda Takes Hot Myspace Pics

Shanda was feeling kinda happy and naked it seems when she just recently took some sexy pics for her myspace page...

Shes a hot chick that lives in Las Vegas and has a shit load of myspace friends...I can see why when ur taking pics like this...The one behind the mirror is very artistic and sexy...I would love for her to make me a sign pic lke this some day...

Add the Sexy Shanda on
Myspace
and tell her Phil sent ya...

Keep up the great work Shanda

Cat Hates The Bathtub

After he gets in...He wants out pretty bad...Pussy...

Lingerie Football League Lingerie Bowl Tryouts Look Cool

Serisouly...Why the fuck dont I or atleast some famous bloggers get invited to this type of shit...Websites are the ones giving this league its publicity...

Lingerie Football League...You should remember your boy Phil next time...Send me the photo set or something...

See more pics from this tryout
RIGHT HERE

Dont Touch The Boobs

Don't Ram the Boobs - Watch more Funny Videos

I think I would end up getting shocked a few times...I wouldnt leave empty handed or should I say, Faced...

Cmon America...Lets get this game in the States right fuckin now! Iknow 50% of the population would wantto be on it...

Jennifer Walcott Loves Baking Some LINKs

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Wow Finally I get a day off...I have to go to court today and postpone my jury duty summons in person today cuz their website and phone number say you can do it there you really cant...FAIL...Wow Im a nerd...

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Thanking Jesus For These Pics - Krunk Mode

Dirty and Racial 30k Millionaire - The Dirty

Girl Giving Blow Jobs Reduces Risk of Breast Cancer - CNN

Petra Nemcova Has No Need for Clothes - On 205th

15 Seductive Poses That Just Aren't Fair - UnCoached

Ohio State Sluts Kissing and More - Busted Coverage

Hockey Player Fights The Ref - Don Chavez

Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot at LAX - The Beer Goggler

Hot Brazil Ass and Betting Lines - BetVega Babes

Mel Kiper's Real Fathers - NFL Juice

Ninja Turtles Are Returning to The Big Screen - Celebrity Odor

Kayden Cross Likes Baby Wipes - Drunken Stepfather

Her Bpyfriend's Wife Hates Her - Dead Dog

Ralitza Metodieva in Maxim Bulgaria, HOT - Camel Tap

I FUCKIN LOVE Federica Ridolfi - Gunaxin

Rob Dyrdek Has Rat Like Features - Freeze My TV

Josh Beckett Dumps His Girlfriend - Terez Owens

Cockblocking Girls 2.0

No one likes a cockblock...But it happens...

This video is simply hilarious...

Richard Branson Has a Great Girlfriend

Is this chick great or what...Richard Branson went kite surfing or something with this model chick...I dont know much about Mr. Branson but I do know he's filthy rich...That explains this pic...

Im thinking about photoshopping my face on this pic to make me look cool on myspace...

Dont you love how this photo is Safe for Work technically cuz theres no real nudity showing...Great Photography...


H/T:TBaggins

Oiled Up Bikini Chicks Using Power Tools

Hey I thought it was some pretty cool eye candy...You dont see hot chicks and power tools in the same video much...These Girls can play with my power tool anyday...(C'mon someone was gonna say it)

That song kinda sucks though...

Whatever...

Penis in the Sand

Thats an awesome and hilarious work of art...

Thats the perfect sculpture to stand at the balls and take the pic from above and make it look like its your own dong...Man am I immature sometimes...

Woman's Miracle Bra Stops Bullet and Saves Her Life

Thats pretty weird...I just wish it was a hot bikini model or something So I can picture some nice young titties stopping a bullet...Beggars cant be choosers though...Just glad no people or titties were hurt here...

Jesse Preston is Taking It Off LINKs

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I got called into work early yesterday..Thats why I didnt do shit on here...It sucked cuz I stayed up waaay to late the day before but oh well...im off for two days I think after today...Cubs are in town Monday...Ill see yall there...

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Gotta Love Drunk Party Chicks - Krunk Mode

Nik Richie's Assistants Are Messy - The Dirty

Brandi Pierce Makes My Pants Tight - UnCoached

Zoe Salmon is Slammin in FHM - On 205th

Houstan Texans Held Cheer Tryouts - Don Chavez

ASU Hottie Bianca Cruz is Tasty Lookin - Busted Coverage

Asian Pornstars Do What You Want - The Beer Goggler

Confused Parent Wonders What BangBros Is - NFL Juice

Bree Olson Talks About Fucking - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Who Will Win The Madden Curse? - Terez Owens

Im Glad This Aint My House - Dead Dog

What the Van Gundy Bros Do For Fun - Cuzoogle

FAIL on Inside the NBA - Freeze My TV

Kelly Crawford is Hot Who is She? - Camel Tap

Dancing Lingerie Chick Falls Hard

Dancing Lingerie Babe Falls Hard - Watch more Funny Videos

I dont even know how this happened...The chick is half way decent and doin het thing...How the fuck does she just eat it?...No one knows but it sure is funny on video...

Get well soon girl...

Shrimp Flavored Crack

I finally found the best food ever...You all know my love for crack and how I smoke it all day every day...It is now in shrimp flavor...I am so excited to have the best medicine in the world now in flavor of shrimp...

Eazy E at the Bar?

I Ran into Eazy E the other night...He was hiding out in an Irish Bar...He said thats the last place people would look for him...

RIP Eazy

Bill O'Reily Calls Snoop Dogg a Pin Head

The Blunt reference was pretty funny...Obama is still a whack job...

Shannon Sky Has Golden LINKs

See "more" of this babe at her website
www.ShannonSky.com
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Happy Tuesday everyone...I actually did cardio at the gym two nites in a row...That's never happened before...So I kinida feel good about myself...The gym has been packed with fine ass as of lately too...So yeah I like this trend...

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I Like This Chick's Bedroom Pics - Krunk Mode

Gretchen Rossi Topless in the Car - The Dirty

Cheryl Tweedy Awesome Latex Pants - On 205th

The NO Hornets Cheerleaders Havinig Fun - UnCoached

8 Young Chicks BeinG Very Honest - Don Chavez

Is T.I. Out of Jail? - Freeze My TV

This Mystery College Sister Looks Hot - Busted Coverage

Ashley Jensen is a Hot Young Girl - The Beer Goggler

Miss Cali Defends Her Gay Marriage Opinion - Celebrity Odor

Brooke Hogan in a Blue Bikini - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Baron Davis and Rihanna? - Terez Owens

Koena Mitra is a Hot Babe - Camel Tap

Hot Chicks with Lotsa Weed - Gunaxin

Tuesday Has Some Awesome Tatas - Dead Dog

Rugby Fights Sometimes Last Long - NFL Juice

Hottest Bartenders Ever - I Love Hot Bartenders

Eminem's Relapse Album Cover

The Album a lot of us has been waiting for is almost here...Got the album cover today...The pill reference reminds my of his first album with the broken up vicodin on the CD label...I hope Em brings it on this album and I hope all the songs don't sound like his hit "We Made You"...Theres a lot of us out there that want the badass, not bubblegum Eminem...Just Sayin...

Source

Ray Allen Shot the Bulls Tonight

Man I didnt get to see this game tonight but when I saw highlights I was like, wow... Fuckin Ray Allen is an awesome shooter man...The Bulls can beat this team...Ya know I'm sayin that cuz a guy named Kevin is not playing...But its true...

Whatever happens in this series...The Celtics will not win the title this year...I guarantee it...Ya know why?...Cuz Stephon Marbury is on the team and no team will win a championship with him on the roster...Just Sayin...Cuz he's a cancer...He's been well behaved this year cuz hes thankful to play again...But don't you guys worry...He'll fuck up that team by next year if he's there...I Know it...

Kim Kardashian By The Pool - Twit Pic of the Day

Kim Kardashian took this pic and posted it on her Twitter a few days ago...

If you wanna see something funny...look at her hips on the right side of the pic and notice that she has one of those: Ass So Fat You can see it from the front!

Now this picture is awesome...

Drunk Girls Accidentally Tip Motorcycle

Drunk Girls Accidentally Tip Motorcycle - Watch more Funny Videos

All I know is you dont sit on another man's bike like that...Especially when they aint there...Whether They are a biker douche, a regular nice biker guy or part of a group...You dont sit on another guys bike cuz dumb shit like this happens when ur drunk and stupid...

Whack Ass San Antonio Spurs Tattoo

I just personally think its funny this guy got a fuckin Spur on his arm...The Spurs are the wackest team ever...Even when they win bitch and moan about too many things the whole game...They always end up fuckin screw the Suns too with the help of Davis Stern...

SO in my opinion...

This Tat SUCKS!

The End

Maxim Hometown Hotties Descend on Vegas

I just love chicks parading around in bikinis...Summer is upon us everyone...

Lets get wet...

Mandy Lynn Showing Her Bikini and LINKs

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www.ClubMandyLynn.com
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Happy Monday...In a rush...

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Awesome Passout with Duct Tape - KrunK Mode

Nik Richie Calls Out PETA - The Dirty

2009 Miami Dolphins Cheer Tryouts - DOn Chavez

Monica Sofia is Hot in Playboy - On 205th

Denise Van Outen Makes Your Pants Tight - The Beer Goggler

UNC Law Student, More Hotness - Busted Coverage

The Florida International Cheerleaders - UnCoached

Check Out This Years Miss USA - Celebrity Odor

Vote for Bree Olson NSFW- Drunken Stepfather

Hilarious Wedding Photo - Dead Dog

My Awesoem Erin Andrews Pic - Freeze My TV

Laetitia Casta in ELLE Magazine - Camel Tap

Guess Who This Awesome Rack Belongs To - BetVega Babes

Erin Andrews Loves Squirt

If you have read TheDirty at all in the last week you may have seen the story about Erin Andrews that they broke...

I love fuckin around with photoshop so I made this pic...Ima send it in and see if it makes it...

To read what Erin Andrews and Squirt have in common...
Read the Stories Below...

TheDirty.com Article 1
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Dirty Army For Life

Hippo Hits Guys With His Exploding Shit

Heres another funny and gross video...This Hippo has the explosive shits and his wagging tail is shooting it side to side...Its like being in the crowd at a Gallagher show but instead of fruit, Its hippo shit!

L O fucking L

Twit Pic of the Day - Sara Jay at the Beach

Adult Film star Sara Jay posted this pic on her Twitter Account today...I love bikini and beach season...Sara Jay is a pretty sexy chick...I enjoyed her in "MY First Sex Teacher" a while back...Shes that sexy MILF type figure in her movies...

Gotta love the summer season...Hopefull Sara Jay and more hotties continue to take awesome pics for us to enjoy on twitter this summer...

Wish I was there Sara

Snoop Dogg's Top 10 Plays Of The 2008-2009 NBA Season

These plays were all fuckin awesome...You also get Snoop Dogg's hilarious commentary the whole time..."Nephew!"

I knew which play was gonna be number one cuz its one of the craziest plays ever...

By the way...Fuck the Spurs, Lakers, Mavericks and Celtics...

I said it I meant it...

Denise Milani Has Awesome Boobs and LINKs

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Happy Sunday everyone...Sorry I have been MIA since I worked some weird work schedules the last few days...Im off today so I guess Its an awesome Sunday edition today...My 4 loyal readers are so excited now...Thanks guys...

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Today is Opposite Day - Krunk Mode

Checkout the Boobs on This New Celeb - The Dirty

April Gutierrez Will Make Your Pants Tight - UnCoached

Hottest Russian Ever Almost Naked - The Beer Goggler

Alessandra Ambrosio In Some Foreign Mag - On 205th

World's Best Toilet Paper Dispenser - Don Chavez

USC SOnG Girls All Wet and Sexy - Busted Coverage

More of the Hot Naked Cheerleading Coach - BetVega Babes

Jessica Alba is the Hottest MILF - Celebrity Odor

Johnny Damon Was a Geico Caveman - Terez Owens

Jake Plummer is a High School Coach Now - NFL Juice

Indians COach Loves Grady Sizmore - Freeze My TV

Shauna Sand and Her Stupid Tits - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Awesome Family Gathering Picture - Dead Dog

Dominating Survivor Flip Cup - Tailgating Ideas

WAG Watch: Gina Pistol - Gunaxin

Malta Pandeva in Maxim Bulgaria - Camel Tap

Brewers Fans Singing K-Ci and Jo Jo

Here's a great reason not to be a Milwaukee Brewers fan...It looks like everyone got excited to hear this old slow jam while tailgating before the Brewers game...Its funny the way the Girls are running shit and the guys are hiding out...

As a Cubs fan its funny to find your rival team's fans in a "Douche" moment and make fun of them for it...I hate the Brewers...Especially cuz the only Spring training game I got to this year in AZ was a Cubs loss to the Brew Crew...

Cubs fans don't sing K-Ci and Jo Jo at games...Go to Wrigley and your gonna hear "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and maybe some "Go Cubs Go"...

If I ever get punished and am forced to go to Milwaukee...I'll be sure to bring a Boyz II Men CD so I can try to fit in with you guys...

Girls Should Work Out, Just Not Too Much

I have always been a believer in regularly working out, whether I do or not...I like chicks that keep in shape...But wow...That chick errr...yeah whatever...Thats way over doing it...That chick in the green appears to be in awesoem shape...Shes not a beast like the amazon chick...She should be a body guard...No one wants a piece of that shit...I think I see a bulge too...

I do like that ass on the right...A lot...Could be a butterface though...So be cautious...

Briana Lee Washing Up Outside LINKs

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I went to the dentist today to talk about and postpone my wisdom teeth operation...May is gonna be a shitty month...Wisdom teeth, Jury Duty every Friday and Traffic school for my photo radar ticket...I love my life...

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Whats wrong with this Personal Ad? - Krunk Mode

Chanelle Hayes is Hot and Almost Naked - On 205th

Hot Polish Chick Ines Cudna - UnCoached

Are Obama Bucks Worth Anything? - The Dirty

Hot Cheer Coach Playmate That Was Fired - Busted Coverage

Dominoes Douches Facing Felony Charges - Celebrity Odor

Cristina Del Basso is a Hot Italian Chick - Camel Tap

Kendra Slides Her Boobs Down a Pole - The Beer Goggler

Football Fan Writes Pussy Letter - NFL Juice

Paris Hilton Flashes Her Panties - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Jamie Pressly Looks Like a Cat Burglar - Don Chavez

This is The End for the Raptors - Cuzoogle

Top 100 Wives and Girlfriends - Gunaxin

Myspace Hottie of the Day - Madden Cowboy

Dana Allen is Insanely Hot - BetVega Babes

Jesus Loves Porn Stars

Pretty Cute Shirt eh?...Adult film star Puma Swede posted this on her Twitter account today...

Jesus Loves Porn Stars cuz he loves everybody...

Phil Loves Puma Swede too...

I love your work and your gorgeous rack Puma...Keep up the good work...

Cool Whip

This scene always made me laugh...

Family Guy clips are a good way to fill space on your blog each day...

Best Drink Holder Ever

This is one of the best drink holders to come around in a while...Just think of all the wonderful things you can do with this multi purpose pair of fun bags...They got that roundness and everything too...

I would love to find this girl for more tittie tricks...She could have her own website for things she holds with her twins...Im a genious...

Worst Nut Shot Ever

Kid Doesn't Think His Friend Will Jump - Watch more Funny Videos

This is disturbing...You think he would break his pelvis or something like that...Man I wonder if that guy was able to walk away...This is, Fuck that just hurt to watch...

Kelly Ripa Shows Her O Face

Kelly Ripa got caught with her mouth open...She is pretty fine...I wasnt mad at Regis for making her Kathy Lee's replacement back in the day...

O! Kelly

Mike Breen Tries His Best

Its just about Playoff time...Go Chicago I guess..The BUlls are one of the hottest teams in the NBA...Just Sayin..

Alektra Blue Wants You to Follow Her LINKs

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Alektra is Hot...I wanna meet her some day and take a myspace pic with her...

Did anyone read Tila Tequila's tweets last night at like 3 am? She was threatening to kill herself and shit...Thats gay and not cool...I guess it was a hacker or something but yeah that wasnt cool to read...

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A Funny Last Name in The Phonebook - Krunk Mode

Is Erin Andrews with Tim Tebow? - The Dirty

Bikini Model Lauren Reese is Hot - UnCoached

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maxim - The Beer Goggler

Emmanuelle Chriqui Goes To Film Festival - Don Chavez

Jesica Cirio's Butt is Back - On 205th

Hulk Hogan Totally Understands OJ - Celebrity Odor

YardBarker Shouts Out With Hot Chicks - Busted Coverage

Alessandra Ambrosio at the Airport - Drunken Stefather Ads NSFW

Chelsea Handler Naked in Allure - BetVega Babes

Danielle Lloyd Behind the Scenes - Camel Tap

Jay Cutlers Latest Piece of Ass - NFL Juice

Hangin with Manute Bol - Gunaxin

Girl Gets A Big Lickin - Dead Dog

Shaquille O'Neal Gets Pranked

Shaq is usually the prankster in the locker room...Apparently one of his teammates got the best of him and his vehicle...That's a shitload of packaging Styrofoam

If you know anything about Shaq...You know we haven't seen the last of this...I'm sure there will be another chapter about this situation very soon...Shaq's little CSI in his head says it was Suns' forward Lou Amundson...Lou has a small ponytail so I am wondering if Shaq is gonna snip his hair or something like that...

I hope something happens soon...Cuz Shaq is hilarious...

Dont Be That Guy at The Bar - One Rowdy Night

This is the same guy that made the My New Haircut video...

Ya gotta love a bunch of guys getting hammered at the bar...Its quite funny sometimes...You will always hear everything they say for the rest of the night...I know its usually annoying...But make the best out of it and find someone to make fun of them with...Or film it...

America the Beautiful

Its gettin warmer outside...Time to show off those bikinis ladies...

This rack makes me proud to be an american...

2009 Cyber Girl of the Year - Sharae Spears

I guess this is supposed to be a honor and kind of a big deal...

Sharae you have an awesome body...I would love to buy you a drink sometime...

Does anyone else get that cougar vibe?

Girl Talking Crazy on Pain Meds

Cute Girl Talking Crazy on Pain Meds - Watch more Funny Videos

10 more days till I get my wisdom teeth out...Im wondering if I will be all doped up and say weird shit...I dont wanna go through with it...Fuck...

Back Dimples

Does anyone like back Dimples?...I do they they they are pretty sexy on a chick...I like a girl that is toned...It shows she takes care of her body and thats sexy to me...What do you guys think of the back dimples?

Jesse Preston's Big Boobs and LINKs

See Jesse's Official Website
www.MyJessePreston.com
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Woohoo a day off from workin for the man...I get to go handle some traffic ticket shit and get an extension on driving school cuz I was lazy...Im so pissed driving school went up a hundred bucks...I lost my belt last night and I got really, really mad..I mean where the fuck could it be...Whatever

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and check out some links bitches...


Silly LA Chick Wants Friends With Benefits - Krunk Mode

The Hef Twins or Paris Hilton? - The Dirty

AZ Hottie Lindsay Marie is Sexy - The Beer Goggler

NY Titans Girls, Pro Lacrosse Cheerleaders - UnCoached

Bikini Chick Blowing Up Giant Baseball - On 205th

Dude Pukes After Bloody Tampon Prank - Don Chavez

Lindsay Lohan's E Harmony Ad - Celebrity Odor

Hot Sophmore from Florida State - Busted Coverage

Holly Madison Working Out - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

Gotta Love Tata Tuesday - Gunaxin

Ladies: How to Become a WAG - DJ Mick

Will Lindsay Lohan Get Naked for Playboy? - BetVega Babes

Predict the Stanley Cup Win 50 Bucks - Cuzoogle

Marisa Jara is Super Fine - Camel Tap

Burning Michael Vick's Jersey - Tailgating Ideas

Where All the Bad Links Go - Link Dumper

Awesome License Plate

Check out this awesome pic my friend Alana snapped for me...

Glen Quagmire drives a Jetta in AZ...He's a pilot, you'd think he'd have a cooler less girlie car...

Drunk Guy Jenga

The awesomest game ever is now the awesomest game ever...

Jenga Jenga...

Shauna Sand Shows Her Dirty O Face

Is this pic a kodak moment or what?...Im sure this isnt the first time shes had this expression on her face...Shauna sand either just got finished shooting a porn or she just had some ice cream while showing off for the cameras...You be the judge...

This pic is hilarious none the less...

Mom Fails at Front Flip

Mom Reminded She Is No Longer 18 - Watch more Funny Videos

Those legs and joints dont work as well as they did in High School Ma...

Jennifer Walcott Has a Great Rack and LINKs

See "More" of Jennifer at her official site
www.JenniferWalcott.com
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Wooo what a weekend...All of a sudden im working long hours again...Thats why the blog has sucked even worse that it normally does this last weekend...

The last week of the NBA season is here and Playoffs start later too...Go Chicago Bulls I guess..

I just want to say haha to Prince Fielder for getting robbed of a grand slam from Reed Johnson last night...Haha Prince you suck...

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Wrestling Fan Pisses His Pants - Krunk Mode

Erin Andrews is a Squirter! Thats Right - The Dirty

Dide Jessica Simpson Forget Panties Again? - The Beer Goggler

Cubs and Brewers Fans Argue and Shit - Busted Coverage

Hot Chick Jennifer Tinney from AZ - UnCoached

Michelle Hunziker Never Disapoints - On 205th

Great Way to Sell a Magazine - Celebrity Odor

Megan Hauserman Plays on a Slip N Slide - Don Chavez

Heidi Montag Opening Her Mouth - Drunken Stepfather Ads NSFW

This F+Draft Prospect is Strong - NFL Juice

Christina Dieckmann is Hot in Urbe Magzine - Camel Tap

Some Sexy Post Easter Bunnies - Gunaxin

Some Sexy Tatas Are Always Nice - Dead Dog

Hank Makes Kendra Find God - Terez Owens

The Easter Bunny Hates You

Its that time of year again...You know, to watch the funny Easter Bunny Video...

Thats just the way it is...

Happy Easter everyone...

Briana Lee XO Wishes You a Happy Easter

Its Easter Weekend...Check out this sexy gurl Briana Lee...Shes a hot babe with an awesome tan, great body and a rack that looks like alot of fun to mess around with...

See More of Briana Lee at her Official site
www.BrianaLeeXO.com

Add her on Myspace too below and tell her Phil sent ya

Hot Bikini Chick Peels a Banana with Her Feet

You gotta love hidden talents in a bikini...

Heidi Montag Shows Her O Face

Yeah This is one of the best O Faces I have posted yet...Look at that O hole...I'm wondering if she was pretending to sing or what...But when any guy looks at this pic I think he has something else in mind...

Thanks for the moment Heidi...Cuz your privileged ass doesn't belong on my site often...

Craziest Basketball Shot Ever

Saw this yesterday and am still amazed...This is the craziest shot in basketball history...Especially in an organized game...Remember this shot cuz I dont think it gets crazier than this...Especially with only one try...

I still wonder if they counted it cuz I'm pretty sure that shit on the ceiling is considered out of bounds...Whatever though...

It's still the most amazing shot ever...I dare someone to prove me wrong here...

Sexy Brenda Lynn Photoshoot

If you are one of the 5 people that read my site regularly...You may know that Brenda Lynn is one of my favoritest chicks ever...She is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever met in person...Some day Im gonna marry her ;)...

The video below is from a photoshoot she won from Being Howard Stern's Miss Howard TV 2008...I voted for her a shitload of times and am glad she won...




Brenda Lynn has an official site where you can get to know her alot better...
www.BrendaLynnOnline.com

You can also add her on myspace
Myspace.com/Jerzey_Gem
Make Sure you tell her Phil sent you...

Keg Stand and Boobs

Here's a nice work of art...Awesome job by the camera man...

I call first motorboat after she finishes...

Superman Dwight Howard to the Rescue

I love these little ESPN Basketball commercials...Their funny what can I say?...

Sandee Westgate Takes Awesome Bathroom Pics

Sexy Ass Sandee Westgate tooks some pics and posted them on her Twitter Page...Shes definately a hottie...I love her rack more than I love my favorite food...

Im not a huge fan of Giant ass tattoos but who the fuck am I too tell her no...

You're fine Sandee...Just reminding you of that...