Monday, August 31, 2009

Douchebag of the Year



Guido Guy Wants to Fight - Watch more Funny Videos

Dudes all thinking -> "Ya know what Im gonna do...Im gonna make a video to call this guy out and put it on the internet...Cuz I Get Money!...Make sure you stand behind me with your shirt off and shades on so homie knows we mean business"

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Wow is all I gotta say...This might be the funniest video of the year...

Lamp Post Fail




Hey, I can't do that shit...

Bad Ink Job




Tattoo Artist Fail...

Tila Tequila Takes Sexy Mirror Pic




She just posted this on twitter...I love her rack...

More like this Tila...Thanks...

Follow her naked ass
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Obama Watching Some Nice Ass

Damnnnn

His Teleprompter must have stopped working again...

Michelle ain't gonna like this...

Playboy Best Butt Challenge Video




Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin everywhere...

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Natasha Kizmet The Movie - Trailer




My favorite foreign beauty from Uzbekistan, Natasha Kizmet just finished making a movie...This is the long extended trailer...

Its looks pretty funny...I like the theme she ran with cuz basically when you have awesome melons like Natasha's...That's all American men want to see...

She has a sexy accent and she loved the fact that I told her she sounds like Borat...Except she is hot and Borat is an ugly perv lol...Check out the trailer below and look out for this movie in the future...Hopefully If I promote this enough I can get a copy on DVD soon...




If you're over 18 and want to see Natasha's awesome knockers and more...Check out her official website
www.NatashaKizmet.com

Keep up the good work Natasha...

Girl Wedgie




That's almost atomic...If she can just get those side straps over the shoulders...

VIda Guerra and Some Friends Photoshoot




Brazillian Waxing

Waxing Fail

Eww lol

Gangland - Scissor Gang Mafia




This video is awesome...Only Real SGM would and SGM wannabes would understand it...

Big Ups to The Dirty

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Beer Pong Trick Shot Domination



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Still cant believe how these are made but I love it...

Coco at the Grocery Store

Coco

Shaawiiing....

You can see that ass from the front...

Friday, August 28, 2009

Women Drivers


Women Drivers

50% if Drivers are dangerous...

Basketball Trick Shot Fail



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I played a lot of basketball as a kid...Never skated...This shows that they don't mix...Pick one or the other...

Twitter Pic of the Day - Claudia G


Claudia's Ass

Claudia is a sexy chick with a nice ass that is showcased here...I love her tan...No tan lines either...

Follow her Sexy ass on twitter
@ClaudiaGmodel

Claudia if you ever want to make me a sign pic, thatd be great...

Aries Spears at Shaq's All Star Comedy Show




He imitates LL Cool J, Snoop Dogg, DMX, and Jay-Z...

Good shit...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Adrianna Marie - Hot Myspace Friend




There ya Go Adrianna... All your pics are gone...

Poor Sport

We can all still follow her on twitter
@AdriannaMarie

Missing Bike No Reward



Nom Nom


Nom Nom Nom

Enjoy Ladies...

Maxim Campus Cuties 2009




Some nice college booty never hurt...

Shannon Sky Has Some Lovely LINKs



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Would You? With This Blond Chick? - The Dirty

Marli Moore is a Perfect Assistant - The Beer Goggler

Chelsea is a Hot ASU Chick, I want Her - Busted Coverage

Sexy Olympian Leryn Franco Knows Her Bikinis - On 205th

Anna Kournikova Still Makes Pants Tighter - Don Chavez

Hottest Myspace Chick Finals Are Set - Spewf

Lee Vigilione is a Hot Italian Chick - UnCoached

Its a Happy Thing Thursday Here - Dead Dog

Gotta Love Fast Cars and Hot Chicks - Gunaxin

Denise Milani New Sexy Tube Top Photos - MoonDog Sports

Seinfeld Summed Up in One Painting - Celebrity Odor

Doutzen Kroes Squatting of the Day - Drunken Stepfather

MLB Realignment is a Stupid Idea - Sharapova's Thigh

Your Best Cigar Source in the World - Cigar King

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Scooter Showoff Owned By Pole



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Haha someone yells "You Suck Dick" right before he eats shit...

Lisa Loves It


Lisa Loves Dick

Zoo Girls Doing Topless Karaoke

You may have seen one video earlier this week...Now we have some SFW Youtube friendly versions which show off some nice hand bras of these sexy British Babes...I love karaoke I think it's fun...Chicks topless is always fun too more of you would agree...

Check them out...

Janine



Tina



Lauren



Tillie


Tillie I love your eyes...

AnnaLynne McCord Shows Her O Face




AnnaLynne is Hot...Looks like she could fit a lot in there...Just Sayin...I'd love to be the reason she makes this face someday...

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Hitler Hates Usain Bolt




I would have to leave the room too...

Mooning the Firemen




Public flashing makes the world a better place...

Nice one Puma

Chuck Norris The Vandal




He's really starving for attention these days...

Michael Jordan Wanted to be with Adidas More Than Nike




I knew that from one of his books a while back but its always better in real life video than reading it on paper...

Imagine the Jordan brand blossoming from Adidas instead of Nike...I can't picture it personally...

Boob View of the Day




The twins looks great Rachel...

Jennifer Walcott in a Sexy Bikini and LINKs



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Girls on "My Antonio" are All Strippers - The Dirty

Tori Black is a Sexy Brunette - The Beer Goggler

USC Song Girls at Lake Tahoe - Busted Coverage

Sara Alexio Could Drive Me Crazy - On 205th

Carmen Electra Goes to Greece - Don Chavez

Gotta Love Myspace Chick Bobbi Billard - UnCoached

Love me Some Sara Jean Underwood - Dead Dog

Is Zoe Better Blonde or Brunette? - Royalty Fame

Marzia Prince Has a Perfect Body - Spewf

Natasha Henstridge Nuts on The Beach - Drunken Stepfather

Its National Go Topless Day - Gunaxin

Hot Pics of Jessica Gomes - Sharapova's Thigh

Boats Make Chicks Slutty - Douche McDoucheavitch

Happy Birthday Blake Lively - MoonDog Sports

Best Cigar Source in the World - Cigar King

Monday, August 24, 2009

Hand Bra of the Day - Amber Rose




Hand Bra Time...I need to do this more...Amber Rose...I know nothing about her except that I think she was that chick dating Kanye West a while back...

She has a nice ass rack but I still will never figure out why any chick would want to have their hair that short...Seriously...Try to be a lady a little bit...I dont want to have my hands touching a buzz cut when Im fooling around with a chick...

Just Sayin...

Pam's Cute Lil Striptease




I like Pam she's a cool chick that's been blasted on The Dirty a lot in the past...She's doing quite well for herself now but still is pretty funny and always tells her side of the story to haters talking shit to her...

She now has her Own Naughty Blog check it out
Pamela Humped It

Look out for Riley Styles ;)...

Love ya Pam, If you made me a video like this I wouldnt be mad lol...

Chick Owns Boyfriend



Chick Knocks Out Her Boyfriend - Watch more Funny Videos

What a bitch...

Fuck Milk Got Pot?


Got pot?

May sound true but after some pot and that cottonmouth kicks in...A glass of milk would surely hit the spot...

Playboy Playmate Confessions Bloopers




The chick in all black and the sexy little skirt...Yeah...

I Love Pussy Shirt




My friend Miranda had this shirt on last night...I liked it cuz it looks like the "I Love Money" logo from that Vh1 show...

She didn't even know it was from that logo 'til I told her...She just really loves pussy...

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Chick Falls Through Tampoline



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HItchhiker Fail

Ass

Probably didn't do that when he drove by cuz girls can be teases lol...

The Pineapple Shaped Dildo




Nothing Like the real thing...

Ashley's Candy and Sexy Saturday LINKs



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MIchael Vick Jersey for Your Dog - The Dirty

Julia Crown Will Melt You Instantly - The Beer Goggler

Noirin Kelly Almost Naked Irish Chick - On 205th

Sexy Side Boob and Body Paint Video - Don Chavez

Missouri Hooters BikiniCar Wash Girls - Busted Coverage

Latina Porn Star Mariah Milano is Hot - UnCoached

Kate Moss and Lil Allen Smoking Weed? - Drunken Stepfather

Some Sexy Daily Delight with Rebecca Loos - Spewf

Make a Grill Out of a Shopping Cart - TailgatinG Ideas

Aishwarya Rai Is A Simply Gorgeous Chick - Gunaxin

Andrea Garcia is Muy Caliente - MoonDog Sports

Texting Teen Falls in Sewer - Douchey McDoucheavitch

Tata Thursday Better Late Than Never - Dead Dog

Miranda Kerr is Sexy as Fuck - Celebrity Odor

Michael Beasley's Super Cool Tattoo - Terez Owens

Best Cigar Source in the World - Cigar King

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Billy Mays Dollar Bill


Billy Mays

I thought this was cool...Someone gave it to Billy's son as a gift...

RIP Billy Mays we miss ya man...

Follow his son on Twitter
@YoungBillyMays

Boob Boob Aerobics Time




This is a good video to watch every morning to get the blood flowin...

That's What She Said


Detention Slip

That kid is the coolest kid in the class...

Side Boob of the Day - Lacey Lynn


Lacey Lynn

If you have any attraction to hot women at all you gotta Love side boob...Lacy Lynn has a nice pair of puppies and as you can see she loves to take sexy pics showing off her awesome side boob...

That last picture makes me wonder if there's anymore room for me, in those jeans...

Enough talking and check out that side boob...

Lacey Lynn
Lacey Lynn
Lacey Lynn

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Suelyn Does the Crab Walk




The title says it all...Just wanted to posts this for the hell of it...I have a crush on Suelyn and I love her twitpics...

Follow Her on Twitter
@ILuvSuelyn

Tell the Truth Ladies

Honesty

Gotta love when a woman is honest...

They're probably lying...Lesbos...

Police Brutality in Minneapolis




Oh yeah that guy was a threat when 5 of you are stompin on him...

Play fair pigs...

Vanessa Hudgens Biggest Fan - This Kid is Awesome




Finally found a safe for work version cuz the one I saw a few weeks ago showe dthe pics in it too...I love this kid...Look at the tongue movement...He's gonna give chicks the business when he gets older...

The Rules of Fuck Club




Nice One @MadisonMitchell

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Band Camp




So the band geeks were smokin too?...Damn I guess We all did have something in common after all...

Phoenix Suns Dancers Auditions Photo Shoot




Suns Dancers hopefuls participate in a photo shoot with the team's photographer during day two of auditions.

Looks like a pretty hot group of hopefuls in this photo shoot...I love going to Suns games and when you're sitting in the lower level you get lots of Suns dancer action all around you...I love getting pictures taken with them before or after games...Ive been lucky to have that happen a a few times...

That Kayla chick is fine as hell and I hope she makes the team again this year...Actually all the chicks featured in this video are hot and I hope the whole team is hot like they are...

Go Suns and Go Suns Dancers...

Monday, August 17, 2009

I Love Lamp




My Buddy snapped this pic driving through Phoenix yesterday...Gotta love that lamp strapped in with the seatbelt...

I dont know about you guys but I dont usually bring my Porshe or Mazda Miata when I buy a stand up lamp like this...

Big Ups to @NextRichPorter for snapping this...

Gotta Love It




If you are reading this and you are a hot chick...Please grab the next hot chick you see and kiss her...Its a step toward world peace...

Lebron James On Not Shaking Hands and Getting Dunked On




Oh Lebron...After every playoff series ends they always shake hands...Thats for damn sure and you know it...It obviously wasn't a regular season game there big guy...

Schlitz Beer Ad


Dont Worry Honey

My dad always has a place in his heart for Schlitz beer...

Great Name I think...

Vote Jessica Burciaga The Ultimate SPIKE Girl




I love me some Jessica Burciaga as you know...She's in this contest...If she wins...Theres a great chance to see her sexiness on TV more often...So why the fuck would'nt you vote for her...

CLICK HERE to vote for her, its a fast easy sign up too...

Phoenix Suns Dancers Audition Webcast 2009




I can't wait for some basketball and some dancers...Go Suns...

Kiera Sky's Sexy Purple Bikini LINKs


Kiera
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Hugh Hefner with Trashy Stripper - The Dirty

Rachel Neiberding Hot in Zoo Magazine - the Beer Goggler

Guy Catcing Laptops With His Butt - Don Chavez

Diana Ygropoulou is a Greek Hottie - On 205th

Meghan Sanchez Lingerie Football Hottie - Busted Coverage

Jessica Leigh is a Hot Real Estate Model - UnCoached

Thigh of the Week, Cheryl Cole - Sharapova's Thigh

Daily Delight with The Sexy Nikki Ziering - Spewf

Shauna Sand At The Beach of the Day - Drunken Stepfather

"Why Does She Argue With My In The Bathroom?" - Gunaxin

Awesome Amateur Chicks Kissing Gallery - Funtasticus

Joanna Krupa New Lingerie Photos - MoonDog Sports

More Amateur Hotties Why Not? - What a Weirdo

The Worst Board Game Ever - Dead Dog

The Carano vs Cyborg Chick Cage Fight - NFL Juice

I Love Miss Co-ed Tara Babcock - Co-Ed Magazine

Best Cigar Cource in the Entire World - Cigar King

Topless Karaoke with Claire



Now one of my favoritest things in the world is karaoke...I fuckin love it an sing it myself maybe once a week or as much as I can...Check out this hot chick Claire singing "Can't Fight the Moonlight" by Leann Rimes...

It's from the movie Coyote Ugly which is a guilty pleasure of mine for some reason and I love the soundtrack... Give it up for Claire singin...

Must be 18 or over cuz it's topless lol...

Click Here For the Awesome Link
Claire Karaoke

Friday, August 14, 2009

Dude Holds Up The Wrong Bar




Shouldn't have been thinkin stupid...

Is Nik Richie Married?




Check out this interesting Email I just got

Hello-

Just wanted to give you some information you may want to post regarding nik richie (aka. Hooman Karamian, aka Corbin Grimes). He is currently going through a divorce. (http://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/docket/FamilyCourtCases/caseInfo.asp?caseNumber=FN2009-051410). He is married to Amanda T**** - DOB: 9/28/1979. If you would like a picture of them let me know. Maybe someone should go to their next court date and take a picture.

We have been compiling some evidence about thedirty.com and nik richie which prooves he consistantly lies and is probably hurting financially (hence all the club apperances, didnt he used to make fun of these people?).
Here is some of our evidence:
- We have sent in a few pics and he has posted captions such as "I have more just waiting legal approval", when in reality we never sent in more. We have screen shots to proof, even when he took some of the posts down. We also have a few lawsuits we have obtained which he hasnt posted?
- We have some information regarding the recent layoffs. Do you notice a lot of the people aren't there any more?
- We have been geting some intel as Nik would say that Ron Cadwell owner of CWIE at one time or another invested in Thedirty. His site is also hosted at CWIE.
- Him and his wife at one point or another owned land in Carlsbad, CA.
- Looks like he didn't respond to getting thedirty trademarked: http://tarr.uspto.gov/tarr?regser=serial&entry=77485276&action=Request+Status
- All his stories about kobe never turned up? with proof of him cheating? Also the video on carie?

Lets not forget:
http://dirtyscottsdalediscovered.blogspot.com/
http://www.indie-music.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=2611

Nik's site is failing due to him jumping the shark. He thinks he is big time and wants it so bad. Remember he used to make fun of frankie delgado (calls him frankie deltaco) and now he goes to clubs with him? (hint, see his twitter account and pics). The only time he gets any views is if he actually posts a celebrity yet that goes against what his site initially is, or claims to be yet he always posts celebrities. Most of all his "celebrity" posts have a lie attached to him with Nik claiming to "have more, just waiting on legal".

Ps, since I'm sure Hooman won't post this information regarding a dirty celeb going through a divorce. I have bcc'd a few people so they can post it on their site. If any of you need any more information please let me know.


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As a regular reader of TheDirty.com I find this email pretty interesting....What are your thoughts guys?...Could he have been married the whole time and putting on that much of a front? He has said in the past "Its a business" and I respect that...I also blurred out his alleged wife's last name because if it's true its still not any of my business to get involved...Just Sayin...

Chicks in Bikinis Reading Star Wars Script




Yeah you can press mute and its the same experience...

Dumb Kids Lay Down On Train Tracks



Dumb Kids Lie Down on Train Tracks - Watch more Funny Videos

Jackass...

Dump Her


Dump

Dog Doesn't Like Obama




This made me LOL a little...

Alexis Amore Teasing Mirror Pic




Is this a sexy pic or what?...Alexis took another sexy pic for us on twitter teasing around with just her hair on her big Ol' Titties...Fuck yeah Alexis...

Follow Her Sexy ass on Twitter
@AlexisAmore

And to see what you cant see here and you're over 18...Check out Alexis Amore's official website
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Thanks Alexis...Keep up the good work...

Jesse Preston's Sexy Hand Bra and LINKs



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The Old Triple Reach Around Trick - Really Awkward

Would You? With This Hot Chick? - The Dirty

Shakira Hot in Latina Magazine - The Beer Goggler

Hot Volleyball Players Take It Off - Busted Coverage

Fernanda Carvalho is a Hottie - On 205th

Sex With a One-Legged Hot Chick - Don Chavez

Amy Baracco is Fine as Fuck - UnCoached

FunBag Friday is An Awesome Thing - Dead Dog

Vote on The Hottest Myspace Chick - Spewf

Pre-Draft Fantasy Football Roundup - Sharapova's Thigh

Jessica Burciaga The Ultimate Gallery - Gunaxin

Make Your Tailgate Sound Like a Strip Club - Tailgating Ideas

Happy Birthday Ashlynn Brooke - MoonDog Sports

Bar Rafaeli Behind The Scenes - Drunken Stepfather

Heidi Montag's Disappointing Playboy Pics - Celebrity Odor

Redskin's Cheerleaders Behind the Scenes - Epic Carnival

Best Cigar Source in the World - Cigar King

My New Haircut 2 - Return of the Broski




The first one is Legendary...Its good to see the Broski back...

Thursday, August 13, 2009

What Obama Really Means


Chains

Big Ups to Dead Dog

Sandee Westgate Roof Top Photoshoot




Sandee is Hot... Nice Sideboob to end the video...

Follow her sexy ass on Twitter
@SandeeWestgate

She also has SexySandee.com if you're over 18...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Funny Comedy Clip - The Racist Gift Basket




Alektra Blue Eats Twinkies


Alektra

Alektra Blue Tweeted this today...She said later that people were getting the wrong impression when she said she was "eating a twinkie...lol" so I made this pic to set the record straight...

Plus Alektra and Twinkies are two of the best things in the world...Alektra's Boobs are also two of my favorite things too...

Twiiter

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@ClubAlektraBlue

and if you're over 18, Check out Her Website where she gets naughty...
ClubAlektraBlue.com

That Pussy is Riding That Cock


Pussy Riding Cock

Just Sayin...

Brianna Frost Has a Sexy Booty LINKs


Brianna
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Funny Dressed Family Photo - Really Awkward

Chick Writes "Sperm Bank" On Her Face - The Dirty

Jessica Stroup See Thru Shirt in Esquire - The Beer Goggler

America's Hottest Community College Student - Busted Coverage

Angela Sommers Something, Something, Boobs! - On 205th

Paris Hilton Bikini Pics - Don Chavez

Rachel Mestonen Has a Great Rack - UnCoached

Amanda Wenk's Big Boobs Part 4 - Spewf

Elle Macpherson's Got Sex Hair - Drunken Stepfather

Pamela Pucker Playing with Toys - Spurs Fan Says

Denise Milani Sexy Baby Blue Pics - Moondog Sports

My Favorite Chicago Chick Sarah Spain - Gunaxin

Tata Tuesday Is Still Hot a Day Late - Dead Dog

Stacy Keibler Rocks Out in Magazine - Celebrity Odor

Best Cigar Source in the World - Cigar King

Sexiest Fatburger Commercial with Natasha Kizmet




I love when they have a hot chick in a bikini endorse anything...Sex Sells... Check out my favorite babe from Uzbekistan Natasha in this awesome ad for Fatburger... She is prancing around in a bikini and shakin her boobs telling to get a burger and a shake...Natasha has one of the most amazing set of jugs I have ever seen...She also has a sexy accent that sounds like Borat which you may find sexy...

Check out the Commercial...



Natasha Kizmet also has a website of her own where you can see what's underneath that bikini if you're over 18...

Check out
www.NatashaKizmet.com

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Pamela Pucker Calls Out Nik Richie




Homegirl isn't the biggest fan of Nik right now...

I Stole From The STL CBR Racer




I like how you disabled the right click so people can't steal images from you...I decided to use my nerd skills and steal one anyway for the hell of it...No I didnt print a screen shot either...Sometimes my Nerdism's com out lol...All love homie...

Anyway everyone check out his site

TheStlCBRracer.com

Cuz its all about hot chicks and fast bikes...

What more could you need?