Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Hat Fail


Hat Fail

Someone forgot the original purpose of the bill on a hat...The other guys in the back are doing it right...This guy makes me embarassed to be a Cubs fan...

Cubs 2010 lol...

Stripping News Chick




CNN or MSNBC should give this a try cuz Fox News is killing them in ratings...

Pro Obama? Anti Obama?

Who cares she's taking her shirt off...

No Ski Masks


Remove Ski Masks

That sucks...I just bought a new ski mask yesterday and now you can't even wear it to the bank anymore...More and more rights being taken away...

Rosa Acosta & Tammy Torres Behind The Scenes 2010 Calendar Photoshoot




Lots of awesome side boob and booty action here...

Yes girls I have watched you live on Ustream before too...Keep up the good work...

Follow their sexy asses on Twitter

@RosaAcosta

@TammyTorres

Tila Tequila Mirror Pic




Just some T & A for yall...Tila has some awesome jugs and she posted this pic on twitter today..Man I wanna get my hands on those things...Tila if you read this...Keep posting sexy mirror pics like this for us...That'd be great, thanks a bunch...

If you ever made a personal pic for me, I wouldn't be mad at you...Just Sayin, hint hint...

Follow Tila's crazy ass on Twitter

and tell her to take a pic for me...

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Jennifer Walcott Is Beautiful With LINKs



Check out Jennifer's Official Website
JenniferWalcott.com
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Follow my awesome ass on Twitter

and check out some links bitches...


Funny Tailgating Erin Andrews' Signs - The Dirty

Megan Fox in Nylon Magazine - The Beer Goggler

Sexy Florida State Senior Brittney Guiddy - Busted Coverage

Check out Sexy Suzanna From Portugal - On 205th

Victoria Silvstedt Sexy Shopping in NYC - Don Chavez

Ashley Kahsaklahwee, Funny Name, Hot Chick - UnCoached

Sophie Monk Wardrobe Malfunction - MoonDog Sports

Krisi Ballentine is Like The Perfect Blond - Spewf

Gotta Love Tata Tusedays (Thats BOOBS) - Dead Dog

The Best Celebrity Boobs of Last Decade - Gunaxin

Embarrassing Mizzou Tailgating Dance - Tailgating Ideas

Ashley Tisdale's See-Thru Shirt - Drunken Stepfather

A Quickie With Sofia Zamolo - DJ Mick

Kelly Brook's Genius Advertisement - Epic Carnival

Michelle McCurry, Hot, Naked, w/ Guitar - Gorilla Mask

Boobie Shots




Salud!

Crush of the Day - Carmen




It's crush time again...Check out this hottie Carmen from OnHerCam.com...She has a body shaped by the finger of God himself...When I grow up I think I'm gonna marry her...She has an awesome set of jugs too...If you look up "fun bags" in the dictionary, Her rack could be right there...I would love to get to know those babies up close and personal...

Check out some pics that her people sent me to show off for you guys...







Follow Carmen's sexy ass on twitter
@CamwithCarmen

And you can see her dance it up for you live on these websites...

OnHerCam.com
CamWithCarmen.com

Yeah, Carmen you're sexy and I dont think this is the last time you appear on this site...It might be more than a crush lol...

Room Mate Pranked 2 Times



Room Mate Prank - Watch more Funny Videos

Ya gotta lock yourself in the bathroom til the beast calms down...

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Week 3 NFL Odds with Lindsay Marie




Haha she called the Ram the Lambs...I always loved saying that...Lindsay Marie is fuckin Hot...Follow her sexy ass on twitter
@LindsayMarie

Big Ups to

Terez Owens

Royalty Fame

Shave Your Head


Chart

It's true sometimes...Tattoos can also be away to avoid the gym...

Lettuce Bikinis


Lettuce bikini

So they don't eat meat...That's cool I can give them a wiener that didn't come from an animal...

Sweet Vicoria Tease




Yeah I'd do her...

New Instruments


New Instruments

That's a huge cheese doodles box...Just Sayin...

Will He Save the Baby?




Clever

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Tweetlejuice




I love twitter...If it had boobs I would marry it...

Follow Me everyone so I can have a million followers someday

@PhilKnowsBest

Thanks

Weight Lifting Looks Fun


Weight Lifting

I would love to be her personal trainer...

bench pressing small wieght will keep them titties perky...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Drunk Detroit Lions Fan Chicks Starting a Fight




In Detroit, Football time is fighting season...They're football team sucks, thats a good enough reason...

(like that rhyme?)

Grabbing Sarah Peachez's Ass




Yeah I want to do that...I have a crush on her...Sarah Peachez is a hot model that I really want to make me a sign pic for this site...That'd be just Peachy...

Follow her sexy ass on twitter for more pics like this...
@SarahPeachez

If you're over 18 and want to see "more" of Sarah and her Peachez... Check out her official website
RealPeachez.com

Keep up the good work Sarah...

Love you too...

World's Longest Basketball Shot




Hmm...Real or fake?...

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Lookin Bro by Mac Lethal




Just a video exposing douche bags etc...

Women!! PLease stop FUCKING these guys so they stop spreading their douche seed around our chicldren of the future...

Sandee Westgate Flashing in Home Depot




Checkout sexy Sandee Westgate teasing us with her goods in Home Depot...Public flashing is always sexy...Especially when it's Sandee and her awesome body...

Sandee I hope you make a habit out of this...Tha'd be awesome...

Follow Sandee on Twitter
@SandeeWestgate

And check out her awesome Blog and Website to See "more" of what those awesome puppies look like...
Blog.SandeeWestgate.com

O Face of the Day - Holly Madison




She still misses Hef's old dong...You can see it in her eyes...

She still wants to wife him and think they can have a normal family life together...

See the rest of Holly's Posing with Candy pics
Right Here

Fan Runs on Field and Scores Goal



Fan Runs On Field and Scores Goal - Watch more Funny Videos

Saw this on ESPN the other night...I've always wanted to do that...If that were inthe US security would have beat his ass...

Gotta Love the Bikini


Bikini

Im still waiting...

Super Kanye Bros




Monday, September 21, 2009

Thank You Jeff Reed - Love, Bears Fans




Week 2 Steelers vs. Bears...After being depressed about Brian Urlacher being out for the season last week...I really gave the Bears no chance at beating the Steelers this week...I only got to watch the first quarter of the game where Pittsburgh scored a touchdown and Chicago looked like shit...

Thanks to two missed field goals by Steelers Kicker Jeff Reed...Including one that would be the go ahead field goal with about three minutes to go...That let Bears score a field goal in the last minute for the win...The Bears basically won by three instead of lost by three...

Thank You Jeff Reed...Bears fans and Myself really do appreciate...

-Phil

Copy Machine Fun


Copy Machine

Damn I would love to be in the same office as this chick...

Maxim Hometown Hottie Michelle Baker




Pretty sexy beach scene...I'd love to help her rub that lotion on...Expecially for those hard to reach places...(just wanted to say that lol)

Side Boob of the Day - Blake Lively



Here's some awesome candid celebrity side boob... Today's winner is Blake Lively...I've always thought she was a good lookin chick but never really noticed her rack before...This side boob captures a good look at the roundness of her boobs...It may or may not be the bra...Either way that is some lovely side boob if you ask me...




Jennifer Walcott's Perfect Body Outside and LINKs



See "more" of Jennifer at her official site
JenniferWalcott.com
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Follow My sexy ass on Twitter

and check out these awesome links bitches...


Las Vegas Cop PlayinG beer Pong - The Dirty

Jenna Haze & Casey Parker Gettin Sexy - The Beer Goggler

Miss World from Hungary is Fuckin Hot - On 205th

Brett FART Jersey in Green Bay - Busted Coverage

Hottie Happy Birthday Autumn Reeser - MoonDog Sports

This License Plate Says "Vaginas" - Don Chavez

These Kids Got Into Mom's Stuff - Dead Dog

Kelly Karloff AKA Elvira is Perfect - UnCoached

Gotta Love Big Boobs on a Small Frame - Spewf

Sexy Girls of Oktoberfest - Gunaxin

Anna Kournikova's Pregant Ass - Drunken Stepfather

Sexy Celebrity Twitter Pics Compilation - Celebrity Odor

Megan Fox's Tonight Show Appearance - Sharapova's Thigh

Vote For Jennifer Walcott and Carmen Electra - Playboy

Awesome Inspriational Shirts for Chicks - Mizaru Clothing

Best Cigar Source in teh World - Cigar King

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Rookies


Rookies

You'll get'em next year boys...

Crush of the Day - Jenna Shae Has a Big Ass





White Girl with a Booty...

Ass So Fat U can see it from the front...

Jenna keep doing your thing girl...Make me a sign pic, Thatd be awesome...



There may or may not be a nip slip around 1:30...

Friday, September 18, 2009

News Anchor Says "Keep Fucking That Chicken" On Air




I don't understand either...But he said it...

Potty Training


You Bastards

Made me LOL a little...

Phoenix Suns Top 10 Plays of 2009




The best play is when Grant Hill Punks the shit out of Tony fuckin Parker...

Go Suns this season...

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Shannon Sky's Naked Hand Bra and LINKs



See "more" of Shannon Sky's awesome body at her Official Site
ShannonSky.com
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Follow My Ass on Twitter

and check out some links bitches...


A Pink Jaguar Volkswagon Beetle? - The Dirty

Sara Jean Underwood Sexy As Hell - The Beer Goggler

Rihanna and Her Pierced Nipples - DOn Chavez

Jesikah Maximus Lives Up to Her Name - On 205th

This Teacher Banged a 16 Year Old Kid - Busted Coverage

I Like Cali Model Sonya Lee Summers - UnCoached

Denise Milani Wants You to Join Her - MoonDog Sports

Nicola McLean Has Awesome Big Boobs - Spewf

An Awesoem Day at the Beach - Dead Dog

Keeley Hazel's 2010 Calendar - Drunken Stepfather

Victoria’s Secret Angel Karolína Kurková - Gunaxin

Lindsay Marie's Week 2 NFL Odds




Lindsay's so hot I love her...She's from AZ...Hope I can run into her someday...

Big Ups to

Terez Owens

Royalty Fame

YouTube Sucks My Balls




They took down my awesome "30 Chicks Wearing Hand Bras" post thats been up for a while now...They said nudity is not allowed...THERE WAS NO FUCKING NUDITY you stupid Fucks...

Youtube is also gay cuz they don't even give you a chance to give your side of the story...Its a dictatorship kind of like Obama seems to want to start doing...

Here's the video re uploaded on another site...Again Ive seen a lot more on youtube then in this video...


30 Chicks Wearing Hand Bras
by Phizzle23

Fuck You Again YouTube...Thanks for hearing me out...

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Hot Chick


Check

Hate These People




If you've had internet access for more than a week you have gotten an email or something like this...

Fuck them...I wish Chris Hansen would do another special about them...

This dude was funny though...

Click on the pic to make it bigger...

Save The Boobs - Nice PSA



Save the Boobs: Best PSA Ever - Watch more Funny Videos

Save the Boobs....They're everyone's two favorite things...

Mandy Lynn Has a Great Ass




Special Post here I guess...Here's the lovely Mandy Lynn who is a sexy model...You may have seen her on "America's Smartest Model" on Vh1 a few years back...I admit Mandy I liked you on that show and was hoping you would win...

This Post is dedicated to the wonderful and possibly perfect ass that Mandy Lynn is the owner of...It's a wonderful booty that is nice and fit...I like it like that...These are several snapshots of her ass that she took for her profile on DailyBooth.com...









Follow Mandy Lynn's sexyness on Twitter
@ModelMandyLynn

Also, Check out her Official Website if you're over 18
ClubMandyLynn.com

Love ya Mandy...

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Gorilla in the Fridge Prank



Fridge Gorilla Prank - Watch more Funny Videos

This shit never gets old...

Where's the Birth Certificate?




Saw this in the parking lot of a Target the other day and snapped it myself...

It's just funny how his birth certificate is so under the table unlike EVERYBODY else's who's is easily on record...

That's the reason people are wondering about it...

It's not hard to find an other American's birth certificate that works in the government...

Just Sayin...

Everyone's a critic...

Kanye Douche

Douche

Playboy Playmates Lick Popsicles Very Sexy




Here's an awesome 90 seconds of Hot Chicks teasing the camera by licking the shit out of some popsicles in a very sexual way...It's the same kind of sexy such as when a chick takes the first bite of a banana...You know you wanna see it...

Kanye West Interupts Kim Kardashian and Ray J




Yes I know it's spelled wrong, I didn't make this...

But it's funny...

Monday, September 14, 2009

Cops Suck at Driving


Cops

Get your shit together pigs...

Ask Propecia The Crack Ho



Ask Propecia the Crack Ho - Watch more Funny Videos

Better than Miss Cleo if you ask me...

Kid Freaks Out About Kanye West's VMA Stunt




It' ok dog we all said similar shit last night too...

Teagan Presley Likes Tom Brady




Gotta love hot chicks that wear sports jerseys..It's always been sexy to me...Here's Adult Film star Teagan Presley rockin her Tom Brady jersey for Monday Night Football...That's actually a Boston Patriots throwback jersey which always gets an extra point for coolness...

I hope Tom Brady scores at least 7 Touchdowns and the Patriots lose...I hate the Pats but the Golden Boy is my Fantasy Quarterback so yeah...

Follow Teagan's sexy ass on Twitter
@MsTeagan

Lookin fine Teagan, keep up the good work...

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Kanye West Interupts Obama's Speech to Congress




Ha...

RIP 2pac - 13 Years




Mad Love to the Man who knew how to throw it down...

Ketchup and Mustard Passout


Passout

(Cleveland's Voice)
Thats Nasssttyy...