Friday, October 30, 2009

The Sexy Halloween Costume Song




Halloween is fuckin' awesome...

Happy Halloween from Aaliyah Love




Here is the lovely Aaliyah Love keeping my sexy Halloween theme going...She has an adorable smile...I even saw her in one of those Phone chat commercials with the hot girls that say other hot girls in your area are waiting to chat with you...Good stuff lol....

As you can see Aaliyah is a perfect little angel in this pic...Follow her sexy ass on Twitter
@AaliyahLove69

and if you're over 18 Check out
AaliyahLove.com

Thanks a bunch Aaliyah... Keep up the good work...

Obama's Halloween




That's probably exactly how it would happen...

Don't support redistribution of wealth people...

Love Gisele is a Horny Devil




Here's one of my favorite hotties Gisele modeling off her sexy Halloween outfit for us...Gisele is hot as fuck and you will probably see her featured on here a lot cuz I'm hoping to make out with her someday...

Follow her sexy ass on twitter
@LoveGisele

Check out her Official site if you're over 18
LoveGisele.com

And she will be showing off LIVE over at OnHerCam.com very soon...Check her out...

Hardest Pop Warner Hit Ever



Hardest Pop Warner Football Hit Ever - Watch more Funny Videos

Thats a penalty it was a helmet first hit...

You're grounded...

Janessa Brazil is a Sexy Pocahontas


Janessa

Here's sexy beauty Janessa modeling her Pocahontas outfit for Halloween this year...Janessa is a total hottie that I want to make out with...

Click the pic above to Give her 10 stars on this pic and help her win something...

Follow her sexy ass on twitter
@xJanessaBrazilx

and check out her Offical Website if You're over 18
JanessaBrazil.com

Janessa if you ever need to make me a sign pic I'm totally down...

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Carmelo Steals and Stuffs It




Paul Millsap got served right there...

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Toilet Scare Prank Ends Badly




Man of fuckin' man was that funny...The victims last comment...

Priceless...

For everything else there's Mastercard...

No Candy For You


No Candy For You

Happy Halloween Bitches...

Brooke - Naughty Angel or Devious Devil?





Here's the lovely Brooke celebrating Halloween week with her sexy video for On Her Cam...Brooke is sexy with a nice body that I would love to hold against me...

Check out Brooke and other sexy models at
OnHerCam.com

If you like videos like this you can check out more at...
On Her Cam TV

Awesome Video Brooke...

I've Never Met a Happy Liberal


Never Met One

Here's an awesome bumper sticker that will piss off way left political critics...I herd Rush Limbaugh say it once and it made me laugh...

I try not to get TOOO political on here but hey we gotta have a little fun...

Click the image that will take you to the page to buy this bumper sticker...

Alexis Amore is a Sexy Witch




Here's Peruvian hottie Alexis Amore teasing us with a Halloween themed Twitpic...That top really brings out her boobs, dont ya think?....I love halloween and espeially when chicks like this dress up sexy for it...You rock Alexis...

Follow Her sexy ass on twitter
@AlexisAmore

and check out her Official website for "more" of Alexis
ClubAlexisAmore.com
if you're over 18...

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Road Race Fail




Nice job kid...

Kobe Bryant Leaves Phil Jackson Hangin'




C'mon Kobe...Your coach has a cool first name man...That should be enough not to leave him hanging like that...

Love Gisele's Lovely Mirror Pic




Yee Haw...Check out the lovely Gisele in this sexy mirror pic she took for twitter...Gisele is a blonde bombshell that really needs a bucket of water poured on that wifebeater tank top...Gisele you're a hottie...If you ever wanted to make me a sign pic, I wouldn't be mad...

Follow Gisele on Twitter
@LoveGisele

See "more" of Her at her Official Site
LoveGisele.com
cuz you "LooOoOOoOve" Gisele

And This just In, Gisele has joined The hot Cam community
OnHerCam.com
and you can see Gisele's Sexy Ass (and boobs, and body, and face) live and she'll show off for you...Fuck Yeah

Monday, October 26, 2009

Halloween is Better



My favorite holiday no doubt about it...

Man in Bat Costume Scares People




Scaring people and jumping out in front of them is always funny to me...

Alektra Blue Showing Off On Set


Alektra

Here's one of my faves Alektra Blue showing off on set...She really wants to take those bottoms off...I love Alektra's perfect looking body and flawless tan here...I would make out with her even if she had swine flu...

Follow Alektra's Sexy Ass on Twitter
@ClubAlektraBlue

Alektra hit me up when ur in Scottsdale...Ima buy you a drank...

Keyboard Warriors




"I bet ur a lil pussy faggot bitch..."


Big Ups to Keyboard Warrior SpursFanSays

Friday, October 23, 2009

The Hand Job Nail Spa


Hand Job Spa

Bring an extra 40 bucks cash just in case...

Dave Chappelle at the Laugh Factory 3 Minutes




The beginning of the Barack Joke was funny...

Riley Steele's Sexy Ass In the Mirror

Riley

Sexy Riley Steele took a sexy shot in the mirror...That ass is fuckin awesome...

Thank You Riley I wouldnt be mad if you took more pics like this...

Follow Riley on Twitter
@RileySteele

What Not to Do on a One Night Stand




The little bag reminded me of Borat...

Funny Shit though...

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Great Shotglass Holder




Possible the best one ever...

Gloria Velez Sexy Phone Pic




Sexy model Gloria Velez here with a sexy candid pic from her phone...You can see she has to be topless with just some sexy lil panties it appears...Yeah that' awesome...Gloria I wouldn't be mad if you made a habit of taking pics like this or maybe stand up straight in this outfit wink wink...

Follow Gloria's sexy ass on twitter
@GloriaVelez

Idiot Wrecks New Dodge Viper



Idiot Wrecks Brand New Dodge Viper - Watch more Funny Videos

Just like the spoiled 16 year old kid who first gets his license and is all excited...

Kimora Klein Thinks Phil Knows Best

Kimora

Thank you my lovely asian sensation Kimora for the sign pic love...Its one of my favorite forms of online expression...You may have seen Kimora in a few naughty magazines but now you can see her live at OnHerCam.com where u can chat with her and see "more" of her live and in color...Try it, you like it...Theres a chick for everyones taste there...

Thank you again Kimora...It looks like you used paint for the sign, thats awesome...I owe you big time...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Steamy Las Vegas Elevator Compilation



Steamy Las Vegas Elevator Compilation - Watch more Funny Videos

Some shit doesn't always stay in Vegas anymore...

Fitting Room


Fitting Room

Thats a big dude...

Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls - Sexiest Version Ever




I'd have to say the "Groping Chicks" version of the video is pretty good...

Vanilla Deville Sexy Naked Mirror Pic




Vanilla if you sent me a picture like this every week for the site I wouldn't be mad at you...You can see the uncensored version of the pic here if you're over 18...

Follow Vanilla Deville on Twitter
@VanillaDeville

and check out her Official Website
VanillaDeville.com

and tell her how much you love her candid twitter pics...

Monday, October 19, 2009

Nobama License Plate




My favorite vanity plate...Obama sucks and this person knows it...

I can't tell what state this is from...A friend of mine found the Illinois plate that says the same thing in Scottsdale, AZ...

See it Here...

Alektra Blue Creates an Eiffel Tower in My Pants


Alektra

Yeah Alektra my porn star crush...She's hilarious on twitter for some reason...This is probably the least revealing and sexy picture I have ever posted of her...I could say a thing or two about what I want to put in her mouth but that'd be kinda easy...

Keep up the Good work Alektra...And hit me up when u return to Scottsdale so I can buy you a drink and take a picture with you...It'd make my year...

Follow Alektra on Twitter
@ClubAlektraBlue

and if you're over 18 and want to see "more" of Alektra, Check out
ClubAlektraBlue.com

Sucker Punch Knock Out



Sucker Punch Knock Out - Watch more Funny Videos

Homie deserved that shit...

Ashley's Candy and Her Sexy Cowgirl Outfit




Check out Ashley's Candy...One of my favoritest babes EVER is showing off her awesome and sexy cowgirl outfit for us...Ashley has amazingly beautiful eyes to go along with a flawlessly smooth tan body...I couldn't ask for more in a girl when it comes to looks...

See the rest of this sexy (kinda NSFW) set
RIGHT HERE

Hot as Hell Halloween Costumes with Playboy




Greatest holiday of the year...After turning 21 and dressing up on halloween and going to bars and parties etc...I've had more fun all thoses years than I ever did as a kid trick or treating and shit...

Friday, October 16, 2009

Carmen Thinks Phil Knows Best

Carmen

Sign pic time once again fellas...Check out this hottie Carmen...She is a lovely tan brunette which is just how I like them...I first saw her on the site OnHerCam.com where she will shake her ass live for you and if your nice, you get to see those lovely 32E funbags that she's holding in the pic below...

Carmen

I would do more than I would for a Klondike bar to spend some time with those juggies...

Carmen has her very own website as well now...You can check her out at CamWithCarmen.com and you can see more of her sexy ass (and awesome boobs) over there...

Thank you SooOooOoOOO much Carmen you're fuckin awesome...If you're ever in AZ hit me up, I owe you a beer...

See lotsa vids of Carmen and other hotties over at
OnHerCam.tv

Good whack off material...

Just Sayin...

This Pumpkin Looks Like a Butthole


Pumpkin Butthole

Just Sayin...

Happy Halloween bitches...

Send me funny and hot chicks in costume pics this season yall...Maybe you;ll make the site...(Is that a good thing)

Lyoto Machida About Fight with Shogun and More




Lyoto Machida is a badass...Anyone in the uFC who is undefeated is a badass too...

Machida faces Shogun on Oct. 24th on Pay Per View

Check your local listing bitches...

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Her O Face


O Face

Yeah I would love to be up close and personal with her mouth...

Check out Alessandra putting cake in her mouth and looking hot either way
Right Here

The Deep Throat Queen





(A true Douche would say)

MY DICK IS STILL BIGGER THAN THAT

May I Have a Rim Job

Rim Job

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Denise Milani Rocks Your LINKs


See More of Denise at Her Website
DeniseMilani.com
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Follow My Awesomeness on Twitter

and check out some links bitches...


Police Officer Bending Over Young Chick - The Dirty

Phoenix Maris is Why God Created Women - The Beer Gogggler

Bronco's Kyle Orton Drives a Honda Insight - Terez Owens

Paulina Sherwood Rides Howard Stern's Sybian - Busted Coverage

Pam Anderson Rocls the Old Baywatch Suit - Don Chavez

10 Most Racist Food Products Ever - Guyism

Sasha Cane Doesnt Need to Be in Porn - UnCoached

Daily Delight with Veronica Ricci - Spewf

I love Some Nice Tighty Whiteys - Dead Dog

John McCain's Daughter Has Big Boobs - Drunken Stepfather

Hottest Cam Girls in the World - On Her Cam

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Drunkest Guy Ever Tries to Buy More Beer



Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer - Watch more Funny Videos

Wow this was good...Best silent film I have ever seen...

More Side Boob from Lindsay Marie




Here's one of my faves, Lindsay Marie again...She took another awesome side boob portrait...Im wondering if she was thinking of me when she did it?...Maybe next time she will...I wish she still lived in AZ...Lindsay is a hottie with an awesome body...Lindsay next time you're out in Scottsdale I wanna say hi to you...That'd be sweet...

Follow Her sexy ass (and boobs) on Twitter
@LindsayMarie

and check out the Blog she is frequently on
Royalty Fame
and check out her hotness...

Drive By Splashing of Kids Waiting for School Bus




Damn...lol... That was a big splash...

Crush of the Day - Laura Dore aka Sweetie Cyanide


Laura Dore

This girl looks amazing....Amazing body...Amazing Ass...Amazing Eyes...I would love to give her a full body rub...

Check out the sexy video of Laura Below



Big Ups to SHOW Magazine

Irony


Irony

Cool flames dude...

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Evelyn Thinks Phil Knows Best

Evelyn

Hell yeah its sign pic time...Sign Pics are one of my favorite things in the world ladies...If you think your hot...Send one over and I might post it and link to wyour website...This is the lovely Evelyn who is a sexy model for the site OnHerCam.com and she was nice enough to do this for me...Evelyn is a sexy Asian girl as you can see and looks simply adorable in those nerd glasses...She has a nice petite body and as you can see by her waistline, no tan lines which always is a fave of mine...

You can see Evelyn as well as many of other hot chicks shake their body and show you whats underneath their clothes as well over at OnHerCam.com...There all different kinds of chicks on there so there is a hot girl for everyone...Go check them out...

I dare ya...

Thank you so much Evelyn you are fuckin' awesome and I have a crush on you and you're sweet little giggle that you have when u laugh...Love it...

Chamillionaire - Good Morning - Phil's Jukebox




This song is hot...Big ups to all my haters...

C'mon no one hates Phil right?

Coco Laying Out in Her Purple Bikini


Front
Back

Here's Coco laying out looking all greased up and sexy...She has an amazing rack and of course that unique and extraordinary ass that she is famous for...I would love to slide up and down her her shinyness right here...

Follow her Sexy Ass on Twitter
@CocosWorld

Stephen A Smith Defends Rush Limbaugh on Buying the St Louis Rams




Well said Stephen...Money talks and those players are lying or they're stupid if they wouldn't play for a team cuz Rush is part owner...

Rush cares about the freedoms and rights of Americans...Fuck what ya'll herd from OTHER people...Listen to his whole show and not just one sentence before you talk shit and sound like an idiot the next day...

Just Sayin...

Check Out
RushLimbaugh.com


Alektra Blue Loves Waffle House





I would love to go to Waffle House with Alektra...Thats like two awesome things at once...Just Sayin...

Follow Alektra and her awesome boobs on Twitter
@ClubAlektraBlue

Alektra You totally need to make me a sign pic...You know you wanna...

Monday, October 12, 2009

Frog In Hot Girls Cleavage



Frog In Hot Girls Cleavage Prank - Watch more Pranks

I thought chicks liked that...I guess I was wrong...

Muff Diving Father of the Year


Great Dad

I bet her teacher was so thrilled when she was telling her friends on the playground...

Danni Davis is Pretty in Pink




I love Danni Davis...She's got one of the sexiest fit bodies I've ever laid eyes on...She has such smooth sexy skin too...I'd be her slave just to lick her...She actually made me a video last year...She you can find the link on my side bar on the right...

Follow Her Perfect Ass on Twitter
@danni_davis

and let her know you love to see her on Phil's site...

Meredith Vieira is Horny For Navy Pilot on Millioniare




This video is awesome...Meredith's hormones are fucking raging during this whole segment...She exclaims "Im an Old Horny Woman" and even lets him give her a wet willie on the air...

Nice to see an horny cougar that can't help her emotions...

Sexy Mirror Pic - Gina Lynn


Gina Lynn

Here's the lovely Gina Lynn showing off her unzipped jacket and showing us a nice teasing portion of her spectacular jugs...Those twins look like a lot of fun to play with...The low-rise cut off jean shorts or also very sexy...Gina you should make me a sign pic...

Follow Gina Lynn's Sexy Ass (and Tits) on Twitter
@GinaLynnXXX

and tell her you want more sexy pics like this...

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Rennasance Man During His Downtime...

New Text

An old photo from the 16th century...

Pantsless Chick Teases Pizza Delivery Boys




Perfect opportunity for the dude to ask if she wants some extra sausage...

Jim Jefferies - Studs and Sluts Explained




Well said...

Gay Dog

Gay Dog

I wonder if that's Sparky...Stan's gay dog that he had on an old episode of South Park...

Friday, October 9, 2009

Roxi the Sexy Schoolgirl





I love Roxi shes a hottie and a sweetheart...She's a sexy model over at OnHerCam.com and yeah I have a crush on her...This video is hot and she even surprises us with a sexy "Hair Bra" which is one of my favorites...

Roxi is waiting for you to check her out live...

You can check out Archived videos of Roxi and some of her sexy friends
Right Here

You can thank me later...

Mirror Pic of the Day - MinDelicious


Mindelicious

Here Sexy Girl Mindi doing her awesome mirror or "myspace" pic as I sometimes call it...She posted this on her twitter and I think she looks sexy as fuck...

Follow her sexy ass on Twitter
@Mindelicious

and she has banners on her Myspace so Heres one with a link!
Mindi's Myspace

Rent a Whore



Just dont ask them to spell anything for you...

Guy Gets Tazed and Sounds Like Chewbacca




He looks like a Shaved Chewbacca...

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Vanilla Deville Awesome Rack and LINKs



See Vanilla be naughty
VannilaDeville.com
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Follow My Awesomeness on Twitter

and check out some links bitches...


Charlotte Bobcat Cheerleader Spreadng Wide - The Dirty

Jelena Jensen Wants To Bang You - The Beer Goggler

Sexy Phillies Fan with Body Paint - MoonDog Sports

Mayra Veronica Makes it All Better - On 205th

Tempe 12 Chicks Wearing Football Jerseys - Busted Coverage

Gaeorgia Fan Watches Too Much Westling - Don Chavez

Over 40 Sexy Perfect Italian Actress - UnCoached

AJ Alexander Has a Sexy Awesome Body - Spewf

Coco Takes Sexy Twitter Pics - Drunken Stepfather

Under Boob Is Sexier Than Cleavage - Gunaxin

A Lovely Day at the Pool I Must Say - Dead Dog

Customize Your Propane Tank Nicely - Tailgating Ideas

Adriana In Fishnets is Super Sexy - OnHerCam TV

Scaring the Shit Out of Your Friend - McDoucheavitch

Awesome Inspirational Shirts For Hot Chicks - Mizaru Clothing

Would You Hit It? - I'd Still Hit It


Dirk Nowitzki Shows Off his new Haircut




Get a haircut Dirk...The Mavericks suck...

Miss ya Shawn Marion...

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Pooh in the bathroom


pooh


So funny and nasty...Kodak moment...

Hand Bra & Hair Bra of the Day - Love Gisele


Love Gisele

We got a two in one post here lol...You guys may know I love "Hand Bras" and "Hair Bras"...Here we got the best of both worlds from sexy blond hottie Gisele...She's another hottie with a great body...I bet she can make me a sexy ass sign pic if she wanted ;)...

Check out Gisele on Twitter where I saw this pic
@LoveGisele

and check out her official site if you're over 18...
GotGisele.com
(Awesome Teaser Video there)

Cuz you know you LoooOOOoOoOve Gisele...

Phoenix Suns Gorilla Dunking During Timeout




The Suns Gorilla is the best mascot in the league...If you have ever been to a Suns home game you may have seen some of his awesome stunts...This video just scratches the surface...

I never knew why they picked a gorilla to be the mascot but hey its worked for years...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Machine Gun Scare on Sleeping Dude




A Fucking Seizure...

Guess

Guess?

Little Brat Kid Pulls Down Hot Moms Skirt




That little kid needs a fuckin beating...Just throwing everything...Its was a cool peep show for the rest of us though...

Nice ass mom...

Bree Olson Likes the Indianapolis Colts




Here's adorable porn hottie Bree Olson reppin a Colts shirt...As a Bears fan I still can't get over how they controlled Chicago in Super Bowl 41...That's a wound that will probably never completely heal...Bree You are welcome to help me feel better and comfort me though...Cuz yeah I still have a crush on you...

Follow Bree's Sexy ass on Twitter
@BreeOlson9

Maxim 2009 Hometown Hottie Finalist - Brittany




Yeah she has an awesome rack...Seriously check those babies out...

Monday, October 5, 2009

Sarah Stage and Brian Griffin from Family Guy

Sarah Stage

Sarah Stage is fuckin hot and Brian is just hilarious...I asked Brian the other day if he would bang Sarah if he got the chance, and he replied:

"Oh yeah, I would wreck that..."

Follow Sarah on Twitter
@SarahStage

Big Bird Wants The Truth From Michelle Obama on Sesame Street




That's some funny Shit...

Remember Michelle said she was never proud to be an American til her husband got elected President...Just another great example of how her words hurt Barack more than help him look good...

Crush of the Day - Hillary Fisher




Check out Hillary Fisher...She has one of the prettiest smiles ever...I love her perfect body too...All smooth and tan an shit lol...Hillary you are a fuckin hottie...I would love to buy you a drink sometime...




Check out this video of her so you can see her hotness in motion...If you wanna see her naked you can google her name too...(No Tan Lines)...



Fuck yeah Hill Knows Best...

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Another Refridgerator Scare




These never get old to me...

Lindsay Marie at a Dodgers Game




Lindsay Marie is fucking hot...I've had a deep crush on her for a few years now...I love this pic she took Saturday night at the Dodgers game...You can see all three guys in the background definitely trying to check her out...She should be on the big screen in the back if I had my way...Lindsay Keep up the good work and keep posting them sexy pics on twitter...

Follow Lindsay Marie's sexy ass
@LindsayMarie

and check out The Royalty Fame blog which she is frequently on...
Royaltyfame.com/blog

Hopefully more Lindsay Marie to come in the future...

Chris Paul's Unique Off The Roof Basketball Shot




That guy is good...Just Sayin...

Sandee Westgate's Hot New Bikini




Does Sandee have a smokin' body or what?...I love when she takes pics on Twitter...She likes to bless us with pics liek this...So make sure you follow her sexy ass...Tell her Phil told you so...

If you're over 18 and want to see "more of Sandee...Check out her official site
SexySandee.com
She's the Playboy model gone bad...

Thanks Sandee...Keep up the good work...

Friday, October 2, 2009

Rapper Young Buck Falls Off Motorcycle



Rapper Young Buck Falls Off Motorcycle - Watch more Funny Videos

I miss the days when Buck was rolling with G unit...Saw him in person a few times...This wasn't his finest moment right here...

Get'em Buck

Security Guard Fail




Ha

Koobzie


Koobzie


by the way I happen to know that is Puma Swede in the pic...She's got a hell of a rack...