Sunday, January 31, 2010

Hitler on Talk Radio, Obama, And Pelosi




Don't follow Obamunism

Big Ups to
MichaelSavage.com

The Black Hole Wedgie




Awesome capture I found on
CrazyTwitterPics.com

Friday, January 29, 2010

NBA Fail: Dwight Howard Passes To Referee In A Fastbreak




That's funny I don't care who you are...

Bob Barker Tattoo




The Price is wrong Bitch!

NFL QB Kurt Warner Retires




Miss ya here in Phoenix Kurt... Thank you for the getting the Cardinals to the Super Bowl...

Little Tila Tequila


Tila

She's been trying to act hard for longer than you think...

Monday, January 25, 2010

New Axe Commercial to Clean Your Balls




It's good to see the world wants cleaner balls...Its a win win for everyone...

Beer Can Pillow Pass Out


Passed The Fuck Out

Get the Shapies...

Mr. President: Please Try, "I'm Listening, People," Instead of "Listen Up, People!"


Sarah Palin

From Sarah Palin's Facebook Page

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Mr. President: Please Try, "I'm Listening, People," Instead of "Listen Up, People!"

We’ve now seen three landslide Republican victories in three states that President Obama carried in 2008. From the tea parties to the town halls to the Massachusetts Miracle, Americans have tried to make their opposition to Washington’s big government agenda loud and clear. But the President has decided that this current discontent isn’t his fault, it’s ours. He seems to think we just don’t understand what’s going on because he hasn’t had the chance – in his 411 speeches and 158 interviews last year – to adequately explain his policies to us.

Instead of sensibly telling the American people, “I’m listening,” the president is saying, “Listen up, people!” This approach is precisely the reason people are upset with Washington. Americans understand the president’s policies. We just don’t agree with them. But the president has refused to shift focus and come around to the center from the far left. Instead he and his old campaign advisers are regrouping to put a new spin on the same old agenda for 2010.

Americans aren’t looking for more political strategists. We’re looking for real leadership that listens and delivers results. The president’s former campaign adviser is now calling on supporters to “get on the same page,” but what’s on that page? He claims that the president is “resolved” to “keep fighting for” his agenda, but we’ve already seen what that government-growth agenda involves, and frankly the hype doesn’t give us much hope. Real health care reform requires a free market approach; real job creation involves incentivizing, not punishing, the job-creators; reining in the “big banks” means ending bailouts; and stopping “the undue influence of lobbyists” means not cutting deals with them behind closed doors.

Instead of real leadership, though, we’ve had broken promises and backroom deals. One of the worst: candidate Obama promised to go through the federal budget “with a scalpel,” but President Obama spent four times more than his predecessor. Want more? Candidate Obama promised that lobbyists “won’t find a job in my White House,” but President Obama gave at least a dozen former lobbyists top administration jobs. Candidate Obama promised us that we could view his health care deliberations openly and honestly on C-SPAN, but President Obama cut deals behind closed doors with industry lobbyists. Candidate Obama promised us that we would have at least five days to read all major legislation, but President Obama rushed through bills before members of Congress could even read them.

Candidate Obama promised us that his economic stimulus package would be targeted and pork-free, but President Obama signed a stimulus bill loaded with pork and goodies for corporate cronies. Candidate Obama railed against Wall Street greed, but President Obama cozied up to bankers as he extended and expanded their bailouts. Candidate Obama promised us that for “Every dollar that I’ve proposed [in spending], I’ve proposed an additional cut so that it matches.” We’re still waiting to see how President Obama will cut spending to match the trillion he’s spent.

More than anything, Americans were promised jobs, but the president’s stimulus package has failed to stem our rising unemployment rate. Maybe it was unfair to expect that an administration with so little private sector experience would understand something about job creation. How many Obama Administration officials have ever had to make a payroll or craft a business plan in the private sector? How many have had to worry about not having the resources to invest and expand? The president’s big government policies have made hiring a new employee a difficult commitment for employers to make. Ask yourself if the Obama Administration has done anything to make it easier for employers to hire. Have they given us any reassurance that the president will keep taxes low and not impose expensive new regulations?

Candidate Obama over-promised; President Obama has under-delivered. We understand you, Mr. President. We’ve listened to you again and again. We ask that you now listen to the American people.

- Sarah Palin

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I love the insight and common sense that Sarah Palin has...I sometimes can't understand why this doesn't make sense to everyone... Obama has been the opposite of many things he said on the campaign trail... Personally I think Barack would be a great club promoter or car salesman...He can bullshit pretty good to get that sale or get you in the door...

Male Gymnast Faceplants Hard



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Ouch... Thats why I dont do gymnastics...Trust me theres other reasons too...

Porsha Showing Love


Porsha

Thank you to the lovely Porsha for making me a sign pic and showing me some love...

Porsha is an awesome model chick with a "real talk" personality...

Those glasses are so cute on her too...

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Brock Lesnar is Back




It's been way too long... Glad he's better... Im pulling for Shane Carwin to beat Frank Mir so he can fight Brock only because I dont wanna see Brock face Frank Mir for a third time...I wanna see Brock fight other people...Just Sayin...

Funnel Fail


Funnel Fail

Wasted Beer is Alcohol Abuse...

Jay Leno Asks Michael Jordan 10 Questions




Can He still dunk lol...

MJ is still the greatest... evAR.....!

Got Gisele's Casual Jeans and LINKs


Gisele
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Tiger Woods Finally Spotted - The Dirty

Miranda Kerr in GQ Magazine - The Beer Goggler

100 Cheesiest Movie Lines - Don Chavez

Jayden Brook is a Sexy Game Changer - UnCoached

19 Great Tiger Woods Scandal Shirts - Busted Coverage

This Kid Has His Priorities in Order - Guysim

Check out Blonde Babe Laura Cavender - Big Smudge

The Transformation of Amanda Bynes - Spewf

A Tribute to Waylon Smithers - Gunaxin

The Avatar Porn Parody - Royalty Fame

Jaime Pressley Will Clean Your Balls - MoonDog Sports

The Playboy Twins Are Boring - Drunken Stepfather

If Celebrities Looked Like Their Names - Holy Taco

5 False Marijuana Myths - CO-Ed Magazine

The Best Hot Chick Video Site - OHC.tv

Best Cigar Source in the World - Cigar King

Pretty and Inspirational Womens T Shirts - Mizaru Clothing

Monday, January 18, 2010

Chicks that are Sick of RockBand




That's assault brotha...

They should shave the girls heads when they're sleeping...

Is it weird to play without the sound on or is it just me?

Rock Bottom


Rock Bottom

The cigarette butts on the head... Very creative and gross lol...

Monte Ellis Super Trick Shot




That was an interesting hand shake he gives to one of his buddies...He aint dumb enough to bring guns to the locker room though at least...

George Bush's Last Laugh on Barack Obama




I would make the sign longer to say "Kick Me out of the whitehouse"...Obama has no concept of freedom and economics...

Throw away your healthcare bill and maybe concentrate on jobs...

Less taxes and more money in the peoples hands will improve the economy...

Just Sayin...

Chinese Guy Gets Boob Spammed




Damn fake Spammy Profiles...

If your offended, lighten up...

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Tiger Woods Loves Lays


Lays

Bet you can't have just one!...

(damn Im funny)

Liberals Use Homosexual Term to Describe Conservatives




The Far left is crazy...If a conservative referred to a Liberal in office with a term equal to "Teab Bagging" The left would throw a hissy fit...

That's the double standard the Liberal media has displayed in my opinion...

Just Sayin...

P.S. Janeane Garofalo is the dumbest, bitch I have ever seen when it comes to this subject...So blind...

MSNBC should change it's name to MS-DNC...(Thanks to JD Hayworth for that one)

Smell the Curry




Haha I took this screen shot... You have funny friends Carissa...

Pretty Time with Jessica Burciaga




She's the girl on my top banner so I had to show her off a little...

Big Ups to ShowGirlzExclusive.com

Monday, January 11, 2010

Fast Food Door Smash Fail



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What a jackass...Someone didn't get the "Caution: Wet Floor" sign out in time...

This video takes away any chances of a lawsuit though...

Deal Cheese




Caught this at the Mall...I was actually very excited to see this in the day because I saw this car at night while driving about 6 months ago and yeah It's too hard to get a pic at night while in motion...

Makes me wonder if this person is in the money, cheese, or drug business...

Jersey Shore Parody Song




Gotta love making fun of "those people"...Poor Snookie lol...

Big Ups to
Barely Political

Karaoke by Brad in Arizona




I've been doing karaoke again every week so I thought I'd plug this...

Brad is a cool host with a great song selection...He even has many new hit songs that I dont ever see on other lists at other bars...He even sometimes does trivia and may buy you a drink if you get the question right...I got one last night so I know it's possible...

So Check out
KaraokebyBrad.com if you're in the Arizona and are in need to hire a Karaoke DJ or wanna go sing at one of his bar gigs... Tell him I sent ya too..

Vote 4 Amare 2010 Episode 4 - Baby Powder




The FINAL short featuring Amar'e Stoudemire and David Spade preparing Amar'e to take his game to the "next level." Vote Amar'e to be the starting center for the 2010 NBA All Star game!

Check out
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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Buddy the Elf Wears a Bra




He Said it on Facebook when all the ladies wear stating what bra color they were wearing...Just Sayin...

The Deleted Tweets Hall of Fame - 2009 Year In Review


The Deleted Tweets Hall of Fame - 2009 Year In Review



Haha I remember the Asher Roth and Soulja Boy ones...

The Good and Bad of Toilet Paper


Good and Bad

I hate when someone puts the roll the wrong way...Sometimes Im mad enough to turn it around...Only Sometimes...

Brian Posehn on Conan 2004




This interview always made me laugh...

Brian is a funny guy...

"Girls, If you know a guy, he will have sex with you"

Sagging Much?


Sagger

That's a little TOO gangster...

Violet's Nerdy Jagermeister LINKs



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Greg Oden Caught Sleeping in Class - The Dirty

Carrie Underwood Looking Sexy - The Beer Goggler

Bar Rafaeli Poses in Lingerie - Don Chavez

A-Rod's Newest Gilfriends Elaine - Busted Coverage

Randy Couture - Divorce Attorney - Big Smudge

Natasha Marley is the Daily Delight - Spewf

Some Awesome Thong Shots - Dead Dog

7 Things NOT to Say on Social Media - Guyism

From Porn Queen to Disc Jockey - MoonDog Sports

Sexy Cybergirl Jessica Lynn Hinton - UnCoached

Victoria Silvstedt in her Little Bikini - Drunken Stepfather

Cigarettes and Soup Cross Dressing - Play Us Out

Kelly Divine's Whipped Cream Thong - Royalty Fame

International Babe Sophie Howard - Double Viking

Top Ten New Years Babes - Gunaxin

Olivia Munn Maxim-izing Her Hotness - Sharapovas Thigh

Hottest Videos of Hot Chicks - OnHerCam.TV

Best Cigar Source on the Web - Cigar King

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Sarah Palin: It’s War, not a Crime Spree

Sarah Palin

The Following was posted from Sarah Palin on her Facebook Page:

President Obama’s meeting with his top national security advisers does nothing to change the fact that his fundamental approach to terrorism is fatally flawed. We are at war with radical Islamic extremists and treating this threat as a law enforcement issue is dangerous for our nation’s security. That’s what happened in the 1990s and we saw the result on September 11, 2001. This is a war on terror not an “overseas contingency operation.” Acts of terrorism are just that, not “man caused disasters.” The system did not work. Abdulmutallab was a child of privilege radicalized and trained by organized jihadists, not an “isolated extremist” who traveled to a land of “crushing poverty.” He is an enemy of the United States, not just another criminal defendant.

It simply makes no sense to treat an al Qaeda-trained operative willing to die in the course of massacring hundreds of people as a common criminal. Reports indicate that Abdulmutallab stated there were many more like him in Yemen but that he stopped talking once he was read his Miranda rights. President Obama’s advisers lamely claim Abdulmutallab might be willing to agree to a plea bargain – pretty doubtful you can cut a deal with a suicide bomber. John Brennan, the President’s top counterterrorism adviser, bizarrely claimed “there are no downsides or upsides” to treating terrorists as enemy combatants. That is absurd. There is a very serious downside to treating them as criminals: terrorists invoke their “right” to remain silent and stop talking. Terrorists don’t tell us where they were trained, what they were trained in, who they were trained by, and who they were trained with. Giving foreign-born, foreign-trained terrorists the right to remain silent does nothing to keep Americans safe from terrorist threats. It only gives our enemies access to courtrooms where they can publicly grandstand, and to defense attorneys who can manipulate the legal process to gain access to classified information.

President Obama was right to change his policy and decide to send no more detainees to Yemen where they can be free to rejoin their war on America. Now he must back off his reckless plan to close Guantanamo, begin treating terrorists as wartime enemies not suspects alleged to have committed crimes, and recognize that the real nature of the terrorist threat requires a commander-in-chief, not a constitutional law professor.


- Sarah Palin

I love this... Sarah Palin "Gets It"... This underwear bomber dude shouldn't get a 'right' to remain silent...Fuck this guy, and the horse he rode in on...Treating terrorists who want to kill innocent Americans in acts of terror shouldn't be treated like any other domestic criminal... We need to interrogate the shit outta him and find leads to put a stop to this terrorist bullshit...

And Yes, shit like this is an 'Act of Terror' not a 'Man Made Disaster'...

Just Sayin'...


People of Wal Mart Rap




Nice job...

Big Ups to an awesome website

PeopleOfWalMart.com

Google is Racist




C'mon Google... You rule the Search world in some sense... It shouldn't take much to prevent shit like this from showing up...

Maybe the people who search are racists?...

You decide...

Florida Buzzer Beater




Awesome Game Winner...

I love Buzzer Beaters...

Great Driver


Great Driver

Love these pics... Seeing someone doing multiple tasks while driving is hilarious...

Especially with a banged up car like this...

Some day she will learn her lesson...