Sunday, February 28, 2010

Kobe Bryant Touches Andre Iguodala's Junk


Kobe Bryant Grabs Andre Iguodalas Nuts (Thats More Than A Foul)



I always thought Kobe Bryant loved the cock

Tila Tequila's Secret Tweets




yeah I took this screenshot cuz Tila was going off on shit and I didn't capture it all but I got some of her tweets before she deleted them...She loves to run her mouth whether its a publicity stunt or not...

Who's her baby daddy? I think it's one of "The Game"s homies but Im not sure... here's some of the exclusive juice in a screenshot before she deleted her tweets when she was "goin off"...

Thanks for the info Tila... You take "Drunk" tweeting to a whole new level whether u were drinking or not when u wrote this... but u DID write this...

Just Sayin...

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Recession Survival Tip


Survival Tip

Another Chick Crushing a Watermelon with her Thighs




That could be your head if you piss her off...

Violet's High Heels and LINKs


Violet
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Hillary Duff is the Best Wife Ever - The Dirty

Nikki Benz and Puma Swede Want Your Love - The Beer Goggler

Too Much Metal On This Guys Face - Crazy Twitter Pics

Hot Argentinian Model Ursula vargues - Big Smudge

Audrina Patridge Sexy Bikini Shoot - Don Chavez

Chicks from Holland Know How to Party - UnCoached

Dick Vitale Hooters Commercial Outtakes - Busted Coverage

G Point Mouse Looks Like a Vagina - Hyphy Market

7 Photo Poses that Prove You're a Douche - Guyism

Batman and Obama on ChatRoulette - Royalty Fame

Lou Pinella Never Herd of Twitter - Terez Owens

This Bikini Ski Chick is Hot - Tailgating Ideas

Karolina Kurkova is Just Effin Gorgeous - Spewf

I totally Love Sarah Stage - Buge Hoobs

Gotta Love Tata Thursdays - Funtasticus

One of the Awesomest Frames Ever - Dead Dog

Top 10 2009 NFL Draft Busts - Gunaxin

Cheryl Cole is Getting Divorced - Sharapova's Thigh

Denisse Padilla is a Sexy Mexican Babe - Double Viking

Awesome Danielle Lloyd Gallery - DJ Mick

Jayde Nicole Craving Attention - Drunken Stepfather

The Mullet's Step Sister - People of Wal-Mart

The Internet's Hottest Cam Girl - Cam with Carmen

Best Source for Cigars in the World - Cigar King

Become a fan of "The Brown Lighter" - FaceBook

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Bubblegum




I would totally try it if this were true...

Adriana Takes a Sexy Break





Gotta love Adriana, shes a sexy Italian beauty...

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Enjoy...

Cute Blonde Chick Fails at High Jump



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Theres always that one chick in gym class that sucks at this shit...

Worst Bathroom Door Ever




Yeah this looks like a cozy bathroom to do your business in... The only thing I can think of for this to be logical is one of those places where they watch you piss for a drug test... The window was high up when I had to do it when I was in trouble years ago... It wasn't no giant window for the world to watch u GO...

Hilarious...

Undertaker Walks Out of Huge Fire Pyrotechnic




That flame was huge...Undertaker has never walked that fast during his entrance...

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Got Gisele is a Sucker For LINKs


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TheDJlist.com is a big Scam - The Dirty

Alektra Blue in the Tanning Bed - Crazy Twitter Pics

Bree Olson & Kayden Kross Want U - The Beer Goggler

Leticia Cline is Super Fine - Big Smudge

Pissed Canadian Hockey Fans Strike Back - Don Chavez

Proof the Naked Snooki Pics are Real - Royalty Fame

World's Largest Dodgeball Game - Hyphy Market

German Bare Boobie Sledding - Busted Coverage

Your Olympic Ice Skating Thong of the Day - Guyism

Alessandra Ambrosio Lookin Fine - MoonDog Sports

Italian Supermodel Bianca Balti is Sexy - UnCoached

Hottie Violet Showing Off Her New Piercings - Viorotica

Michael Phelps Fashion Fail - Sharapova's Thigh

Love a Tailgater, Not a Tiger - Tailgating Ideas

Sexy Celebration of "Curling is Cool Day" - Gunaxin

Happy Tooshie Tuesday - Funtasticus

This Cop Loves The Cock - Dead Dog

Squeal Like a Pig - People of Wal-Mart

Awesome Videos of the Hottest Girls - OnHerCam.TV

Best Source for Cigars in the World - Cigar King

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Adrianne Curry and a Crooked Johnson


Curry Cock

Adrianne Curry tweeted this pic on her twitter account...This pic and lots of funny and crazy pics as found on twitter over at
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Rush Limbaugh - If I Were President




I think Rush makes total sense here and more people should consider his common sense ideas...

Stop big government and put the freedoms back in the people's hands...

Literacy


Literacy

C'mon man, Mississippi was that one long word every kid memorized when they were little... This writer sucks...

KICK-ASS Redband Trailer




I think this movie looks interesting so I thought I'd share the trailer with you guys...

The guy's suit is pretty hilarious looking and I coulda swear the Red Mist guy is Mclovin but I'm not sure just guessing...

So lets all go see KICK-ASS in theaters on April 16th and hope that KICK-ASS scores with that chick at the end...

Remember it comes out the day after the tax deadline so you should have already overcome whack ass tax season and be in the mood to go see this movie...

Friday, February 19, 2010

Crazy Basketball Shot from His Knees




That will get your an opponent a letter in HORSE...

Obama Starring at Some Ass




I dont know where I'm going with this... It's just funny... Being this famous has to suck sometimes... Change in 2012!...

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Global Warming is Crap




Just a friendly reminder to say "Fuck Global Warming" and stop believing in that bullshit hoax... Weather patterns go up and down like a roller coaster as history has shown so dont get alarmed when its hot for a few years or cold for a few years...It's nature and not some man made disaster thats gonna kill the earth...

And check out my buddies site CrazyTwitterPics.com where I got this pic from... People Tweet some crazy and funny pics...So go there often for some cheap entertainment...

Nik Richie Jamming Out to Tik Tok




He basically said the same thing I was thinking in this post how this song sucks so bad but you find yourself jamming out to it...

Pure Evil I know...

Big Ups to @NikRichie Follow Him and tell him to add "Phil Knows Best" to his blogroll...

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Got Gisele is a Sexy Cop with LINKs


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Cougar Divorce Party in Cabo San Lucas - The Dirty

Lindsay Marie Has Awesome Side Boob - Crazy Twitter Pics

Arianny Celeste Sexy in UFC Magazine - The Beer Goggler

Shakira's Hips at the NBA All-Star Game - Don Chavez

Ass Crack Caught at a Longhorns Game - Busted Coverage

Tiger Woods Got Joslyn James Pregnant - Guyism

Anne Vyalitsna is a Hot Russian - Spewf

Why is Piper Perabo So Cute? - Gunaxin

Jodie Marsh Letting It All Hang Out - Big Smudge

Awesome Steve Nash Vitamin Water Commercial - Hyphy Market

Pamela Anderson in a Tube Top - Drunken Stepfather

Lindsey Strutt Clendat Shoot Outtakes - MoonDog Sports

Snookie Naked, Real or Fake? - Royalty Fame

Dancing With The Stars Swimsuit Outtakes - Terez Owens

Some Bangin' Babe Named Jessica - Gorilla Mask

Lovely Lady Friend Sara Jean Underwood - Next Round

Hottest Exclusive Hot Chick Videos - OnHerCam.TV

Chicago Bears Tailgating Grill - Tailgating Ideas

Best Cigar Source on the Net - Cigar King

Monday, February 15, 2010

Heebie Jeebies




I snapped this the other day in Scottsdale...One of the more awesome and creative plates I have captured...

Nagging





Two sides of every story...It's not all about you, ladies...

Mascot Eats Cheerleader



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I want one of those... some Google it or check eBay...

Your Ex On Facebook


Warning

Yeah we all do a little facebook stalking after a relationship ends...It's human nature...

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Miller High Life Super Bowl Commercial




I thought this commercial was awesome...It's nice when a big company can give a plug to a small business...Growing small businesses is good for the economy and is good karma...

For the last few years I have had the idea that the NFL should have a contest and award one small business or company a free 30 second commercial during the Super Bowl...A new small company getting world wide exposure each year...Commisioner you should take that into consideration...

Plus the High Life guy is hilarious as shit and deserves a TV show or movie deal himself...

Robert Gibbs is a Muppet Love Child


Gibbs


I was listening to Sean Hannity's radio show today and a he was talking to a female caller that said she thinks White house Press Secretary Robert Gibbs looks like Beeker from the Muppets...I thought of it in my head and thought that was pretty funny...I did notice that Beeker's friend Bunsen also has some resemblance with the glasses and all...

So i made this pic to show you that I think Robert Gibbs is a love product of Bunsen and Beeker...Probably some test tube baby combining their DNA in their science lab...

I personally think Robert Gibbs is a puppet himself that makes himself look more stupid everytime he talks...If you ever get a chance, watch Robert Gibbs babble some crap out of his mouth when asked a question challenging the Whitehouse's agenda...He can't do it....

I hope Sean Hannity gets to see this somehow... Everyone tweet @SeanHannity with the link to this post and maybe He can plug it...

Sean your a great American...Just Sayin...

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Joe Rogan vs. The Ice Spill




You tell'em Joe...

Fuck that Ice lol...

The Colts Super Bowl 44 Memory




This picture has been everywhere since the Monday after the Super Bowl...I would love to thank whoever took this picture...It's truly a Kodak moment...

You can't plan moments like this...

Brilliant...

Demetri Martin - Bruce the Funny Dog




I'd love to have a dog like Bruce, even during those shitty situations...

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

That's What She Said - Origin of the Catch Phrase




"ughhh, this is sooo hard"

That's what she said

Google Commercial - Tiger Woods Parody



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All in the Family?



Fuckin weird... Good luck meeting the parents...

You may need to click the pic to read the captions if its not big enough at first...

Sports Illustrated 2010 Cover Reveal




It starts off weird but gets better...

Brooklyn Decker is "really, really, ridiculously good looking" as Zoolander would put it...

Awesome Motel Ad


Charm Motels

C'mon it may take a few seconds but look at all four pieces of fruit...

I'd stay there...

Monday, February 8, 2010

Got Gisele Smiles For Some LINKs


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Wal-Mart is totally Racist - The Dirty

The Car of a Hippie Drug Dealer - Crazy Twitter Pics

Jana Cova in Some Black Lingerie - The Beer Goggler

Making of the 2010 Pirelli Calendar - Hyphy Market

Etsi Ginzburg's Sexy Personal Photos - UnCoached

Jennifer Aniston Recent Bikini Pics - Don Chavez

Pamela Diaz is a Brunette Hottie - Big Smudge

Saints Booty Celebrate Super Bowl - Busted Coverage

The Jersey Shore XXX Trailer - Royalty Fame

The Best Super Bowl Commercial? - Spewf

The Best Game Controller Ever - Dead Dog

Huge Louise Glover Birthday Gallery - MoonDog Sports

Wild Party Girls Take Lots of Pics - Funtasticus

9 Items Women Think Men Spend Too Much Money On - Guyism

Megan Fox the Cowgirl Drunken Stepfather

Carrie Prejean Engaged to QB Kyle Boller - Terez Owens

The Best 'Hot Babe' Video Site - OnHerCam.Tv

Best Source for Cigars in the World - Cigar King

Need a Karaoke DJ Host in Arizona? - Karoke by Brad

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Awesome Balancing Pass Out


Pass Out

This is one of the most impressive Pass out pranks I have seen... I fuckin love this pic and now want to try it out on someone...

Football To the Head




What a great throw... NFL scouts you should give this guy a try out...

Wet Taint - Twitter Pic

Wet Taint

@SarahKSilverman tweeted this pic saying how shes changing all Wet Paint signs one T at a time...

See many more funny pics like this at my homies website
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Drive Thru Football Style Take Away




How pissed would you be if you were the guy in the car... Gotta wait an extra couple minutes longer for your food when it was RIGHT THERE...

I'd hit him with my car in self defense...

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

SNL - Two Worlds Collide ft. Reba McIntire




Im Reba...

Rachael Ray Fail


Cockware

The her cooking business must be struggling...

Knockout By Exercise Machine




Accidents when weight lifting are never fun...

I wonder why he was filming this anyway...

Innovation


Innovation

Hmm...Brown paint?...

Roxi Rocks Out





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