Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Hotel Joe Arpaio - Boomer Nichols




Check out my homie Boomer doing stand up here in AZ...Arizona has some of the toughest DUI laws because of our asshole, and souless Sheriff Joe Arpaio....Check out Boomer singing a remix of The Eagles "Hotel California" as "Hotel Joe Arpaio" to let you know what it's like in Tent City in Phoenix, AZ...

I Went to Wrestlemania 26


People I ws sitting by...Yeah I took this...

Yes I dont know about all of you guys but I watched a lot of Wrestling on TV as a kid...I watched WWF and WCW for years it was a fun time...I kinda faded away from it in my teenager years and got back to watching real sports and ESPN all day...

Wrestlemania is the prime event of the year in the business of professional wrestling...Wrestlemania was in my home town of Phoenix, AZ this year and it popped in my head that I wanted to go to Wrestlemania...My homie Chris that watched as a kid and knew that Wrestlemania coming to town is a big deal...He was online and bought tickets for us to go it was one of the awesomest things I have heard and I was excited...

I went to Wrestlemania live two days ago and it was one of the awesomest time of my life...Chris didn't get to go as planned but I thank him so much for making the opportunity for me to go and I will never forget it...

I saw Shawn Michaels lose in the last match of his career to the Undertaker...I saw John Cena beat Batista for the WWE Championship....I saw Bret Hart beat the living shit out of WWE owner Vince McMahon and it was great...The boyhood dream of me going to Wrestemania live came true two days ago and I will never forget it...

Thanks for reading...

If you watch Wrestling at all hit me up on Twitter and I probably cound bullshit w. you...

Wash Your Hands


Wash Hands

Just a friendly reminder that washing your hands frequently is a good thing...Keep your hands clean to keep them grimy ass germs away from getting you sick...

When you are showered and clean as fuck... You feel the best...You know it...

Adriana is a Sexy Easter Bunny





Happy Easter everyone...For all you guys out there, Adriana is the pretty Italian chick cure to make your Easter a Happy one...

It's little things like a hot girl dressed like a bunny that will make your day...If your think Adriana is hot, you can see a lot more of her Right Here

Friday, March 26, 2010

Chatroulette Song - Jon Lajoie




Its all true...Biggest Sausage fest online ever...

Everest College Commercial - Hood Version




Fuck yeah Everest College Bitches...

Violet's Pretty in Pink LINKs


Violet is Hot
See Violet at Her Official Site
Right Here
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and check out these links from my favorite sites...


I Love Spending Daddy's Money - The Dirty

Alice Eve Hot in Maxim Magazine - The Beer Goggler

Jenna Shea's Big Booty Mirror Pic - Crazy Twitter Pics

Vote for Gisele for Miss FreeOnes

Marisa Miller in Czech Esquire - Don Chavez

Snoop Dogg Rolling w/ Larry King - Hyphy Market

Oregon State's Sara Jean Underwood - Busted Coverage

Justene Jaro is a Crush of Mine - Big Smudge

A Bunch of Great Cleavage Shots - Dead Dog

Gisele Bundchen Has Her Body Back Already - Guyism

Gisle is the World's Sexiest Blonde Right Now - Got Gisele

Denise Milani Got Her Website Stolen - MoonDog Sports

Awesome Wild Party Girls Gallery - Funtasticus

Erin McNaught Looks Great in a Bikini - Sharapova's Thigh

Victoria's Secret Models Pool Party - Drunken Stepfather

Help Make Cornholing an Olympic Sport - Tailgating Ideas

The Internet's Hottest Cam Girl - Cam With Carmen

Hot Chicks with Rock Hard Abs - Spewf

After St Pattys Passed Out Drunk Girls - Gunaxin

Randy Couture's Son's Final Amateur Fight - Terez Owens

Tasha Nicole is Why Men Live and Breathe - UnCoached

Sexy Singer And Model Ayanna Jordan - DJ Mick

Shyla Ryan is a Hot Chick Worth Seeing - Buge Hoobs

The Hottest Chicks On The Net Make Videos - OnHerCam.TV

Best Cigar Source in the World - Cigar King

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Toyota Prius Puke


Puke

This is such a kodak moment right here...I have done this before outsdie of my house after coming home from the bar...(Bad choices I Know)...

If you have a good camera phone always keep it handy to capture awesome moments like this...

After all the trouble Toyota has been in lately, this is just hilarious...

Amare Stoudemire's Awesome Dunk on Anthony Tolliver




This may be one of the baddest dunks of the year...

Follow Amare Stoudemire on Twitter and tell him what an awesome dunk this was...

Vote Gisele as Miss FreeOnes 2010


Vote 4 Gisele

Hey everyone I asking you all to vote for my awesome friend Gisele in the annual Miss FreeOnes Contest...Not to knock the other contestants but Gisele is the hottest to me and is the only one of the 10 finalists that doesn't get banged by dudes on film...Just Sayin...

She is a classy chick with a great helping of dorkiness and personality...

So make sure you Click Here and Vote for "Got Gisele" cuz this contest only goes through the end of March...

Voting only takes a second and you dont have to sign up for anything to vote...

Follow Gisele on Twitter for her latest updates and tell her Phil sent you to follow her...

Her Official website is also now up and you can see all of Gisele at
GotGisele.com

Thanks a bunch for Voting!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Buttered Bathroom Floor Prank




That was a hard fall... That sucks lol...

I hope that girl gets it...

JMZ - Jared Dudley in the Locker Room with Amare Stoudemire and Jason Richardson




Jared Dudley is the man...Great guy on the Suns that comes off the bench and hustles as hard as anyone out there...I even won free tickets from him on Twitter to a Suns game...Here is Dudley in his latest "JMZ" Installment where he talks to teammates Amare Stoudemire and Jason Richardson about the EPIC dunk that Amare slammed sown over Tolliver of the Warriors...

Here's a shitty but good enough quality replay of that dunk...



Follow Jared Dudley on Twitter
@JaredDudley619

In Bed with Ashley's Candy


Ashley's Candy

Here's one of my favorite chicks, Ashley looking pretty underneath the sheets...She's an awesome chick with some very beautiful eyes...

Check out the rest of the pics from this set at her site
Right Here

I don't think you'll be disappointed...

Man with Tourettes Syndrome Sucker Punches Lady




Im not sure if that's his mom or someone else...Either way that chick got it good in the face...

Friday, March 19, 2010

The Next Level of Cheating in School


Cheating

This makes school inspiring and fun again...

Best Sketchers Shape Ups Ad Ever




Has anyone seen this on TV? It should be on late at night at least and I bet sales would go up...Just Sayin...

Reasons To Download Music Illegally


Reasons To Download Music

Most accurate Pie chart Ever...

Micehelle Bombshell, Mistress of Jesse James, Shows off Her Tattoos





This is the chick that Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James... As you can see she is a little more edgy on the outside than Sandra...She has more tattoos than bare skin... Makes me wonder if he went after her or if she lured the Mr James into her crazy world...

The only place to see and talk to Michelle Bombshell live is over at OnHerCam.com

and tell her to get "Phil Knows Best" tattooed on her...well one of those few bare areas left lol...

Shopping in Australia


Shopping

damn if you can train that thing to behave... That would be a lot of fun...

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Got Gisele Dressing Sharp for some LINKs


Gisele
Gisele's Official Site has launched...Check her out there and she also hangs out Here
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and check out some links frommy favorite sites...


Hooters Girl Wannabe Model - The Dirty

Brooke has lovely Underboob - Crazy Twitter Pics

Jenny Hendrix is a Foxy Lady - The Beer Goggler

The Tiger Woods RydHER Cup Parade - Busted Coverage

Alessandra Pinho is Extremely Special - UnCoached

Maddalena Corvaglia is a Super Hot Blonde - Big Smudge

Holly Madison Dominates St. Patricks Day - GuyISM

Pamela Anderson Gets Ready for DWTS - Don Chavez

Lots of Celebrity Camel Toe - Kontraband

Girl Posing with a 69 Sign - Dead Dog

Sexy St. Patricks Day Chicks - Gunaxin

Violet is the Hottest Alt Babe - Viorotica

Ana Sofia Henao Is A Hot Colombian - Spewf

Jay Leno Punked by a Conan Fan - Royalty Fame

Heidi Klum's Hot Mom Bod - Drunken Stepfather

Sexy Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders - DJ Mick

Great Gallery of Brooklyn Decker - MoonDog Sports

Carmen is The Internet's Hottest Cam Girl - Cam With Carmen

Happy Tata Thursday (That means boobs) - Funtasticus

Insane Beer Pong Shots - Tailgating Ideas

Hot Chicks Teaching Us How to Juggle - Buge Hoobs

Snoop Dog Sighting at Wally World - People of Wal-Mart

Reporter Gets Pissy on Live TV - Douchey McDouchavitch

The Hottest Hot Chick Videos Online - OnHerCam.TV

Best Source for Cigars in the World - Cigar King

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Sack Race Face Plant




"How's that ground taste?"

Saw this pic and many other funny and sexy pics from twitter at my buddies awesome site
CrazyTwitterPics.com

and follow him on twitter cuz he needs followers lol...

Dude Fails At Lighting Fart On Fire



Dude Fails At Lighting Fart On Fire - Watch more Funny Videos

How the fuck does that shit happen?

Crazy shit...

Friday, March 12, 2010

Used Up Lighter Collection


Lighters

This is one of my best buddies collection of empty lighters that he started at his house about 6-7 years ago... Anyone that was over hangin' out or whatever and their lighter went dead...straight in the jug...I think its an impressive collection to obtain over the years...

While I still have your attention...Become a fan of The Brown Lighter on facebook because that's the newest and coolest color lighter from Bic...

There is no brown lighters in this jug yet....Yet!...

J.R. Smith’s 360 Alley Oop Against The Timberwovles




Nice move kid...

J.R. Rider is still my favorite dunker named J.R.

Enjoy McDonalds While You Can




If the government decides to tax things like foods with sugar or salt...

That's kissing freedom goodbye...

Don't punish me for eating fast food, that's my decision...It's the American way...

Barack Obama smokes cigarettes...So fucking what, it's his life and no one should punish a smoker for making the decisions about smoking...

Hey Government...Let my people go!

Little Dog Humps Big Dog



Little Dog Humps Big Dog - Watch more Funny Videos

He has a big girl fetish...

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The NBA on ESPN RV Horn Contest




That horn is fuckin' awesome...

ESPN makes great commercials...

I Wish My Wife Was This


Dirty Window

I love the expression of creativity here...

This Plastic Bag


Dont Do it

"Don't Pee on it"

That's funny I guess they have had that gross misfortune in the past...

GotGisele.com is Now Live





As of today March, 10th... Gisele, the lovely and slightly dorky blonde bombshell's new Official Website is now up for your viewing pleasure...

She's funny with her little dance in this video...

Gisele is way cool and is known for interaction with her fans...

So see what the buzz is about over at
GotGisele.com

and tell her Phil sent ya...

Revenge on a Cheater - Star Wars Collectible Ruined




I wonder if that Star Wars fan's lay on his friends girlfriend was his first time?

Got Gisele's Knee High Socks and LINKs


Got Gisele
Gisele's New site just launched today... Check it Out...

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and check out some awesome links...


Cadillac Escalade with a Stripper Pole - The Dirty

Izzy Bella Blu Hot in Pink - The Beer Goggler

Busty Carmen Takes a Sexy Mirror Pic - Crazy Twitter Pics

Tila Tequila Pregant or Faking? - Don Chavez

Brooklyn Decker in J Magazine Portugal - Busted Coverage

Hot Chicks and Beer Bongs - Dead Dog

Julius Peppers Celebrates His Bears Contract - Hyphy Market

Wanda Gives a Nice Tease - Freak Show Planet

Booty Implants of the Day - Drunken Stepfather

10 Children's Characters Definately on Drugs - GUYism

Kimbyr Leigha is the Hottest Law Student - UnCoached

Miss Russia 2010 Irina Antonenko - DJ Mick

Four of a Kind Idiots - Douchey McDouchavitch

Happy Birthday Olivia Wilde - MoonDog Sports

A Gallery of Wet T Shirts - Gunaxin

Koozie Pocket Shirt Holds Your Beer - Tailgating Ideas

The Sexy Violet Finally Has Her Own Site - Viorotica

Gotta Love These Hump Day Hotties - Buge Hoobs

Gotta Love Hot Girls w/ Cameras - Spewf

Jesse Jane's Medication and Boobs - Royalty Fame

Russell Brand Hates Basketball, He's Gay - Terez Owens

Hottest and Exclusive Candid Hot Chick Videos - OnHerCam.TV

Best Cigar Source in the World - Cigar King

Nancy Pelosi - "We have to Pass the Bill So You Can Find Out What's in it"




Nancy Pelosi is such a arrogant dumb fuck sometimes... Her and her butt buddies want this bill passed by any means necessary it seems... I really think she doesn't even care whats in the healthcare bill or if it's a good bill or not... Her and Barack just want to do it so they could say they did something...

Listen to the people a little bit Nancy and take a little consideration to why this bill may not be the best idea right now...

Like I said before...You can't insure tens of millions of more people for free and say it's not gonna raise taxes or kill the quality of care...Common sense if you think about it...

More Liberty Less Government and No Pelosi is what America needs...

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Begging


Begging

Haters are everywhere...

Adriana for Romping Grounds





Adrianna looks super hot in this video...She's a sexy italian girl blessed with beauty... See where Adriana calls home Right Here...

and Big Ups to Romping Grounds for scoring this hot video...

Space Invaders


Space Invaders

I just love that creativity and humor for that sign...

Friday, March 5, 2010

Dunzo on the beach...


Dunzo

All sunburned and shit too, that sucks...

Cat Knocks Monitor on Dude's Face




That sucked...dumb cat...

Officer Punches Hand Cuffed Man




Wonder what dude was saying...Fuck that shitty cop anyway...

Please a Woman with 3 and a Half Inches


please a woman

Fact... For everything else, theres Mastercard...

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Nik Richie Should Put My Site on his Blogroll




Yeah I put this up myself at one of my favorite bars... Kissing ass sometimes works when you want something...

I used to be on there on one of your old layouts...You should put me on there again...Ive been dirty Army since the DirtyScottsdale.com days and have our back more than those other media sites...

Help a brother out...

Everyone should Tweet Nik Richie and tell him to put "PhilKnowsBest.com" on his blogroll...

Probably won't work but hey I thought I'd give it a try...

by the way Nik's site is TheDirty.com incase you have no clue what I'm talking about... Its been my favorite site for a few years now...Just sayin...

Porsha The Hot Bartender





The Lovely hot bartender Porsha showing you a a few of her favorite drink recipes... If you like Porsha as much as I do you can see more of her sexy ass Right Here



Crushing On Your Abortion Doctor




Im sure he's really starting to think your "the one" more and more each time...

Lindsey Vonn Exclusive, SI Swimsuit 2010 Video Clip




This Gold medalist is looking good here and I don't know how she isn't shivering laying in that snow wearing barely anything...

Maybe it's just my warm blooded arizona ass that can't comprehend not being cold in the snow...

Again, hot video Lindsey... Big Ups to SI

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Got Gisele Makes a Silly Face and LINKs


Got Gisele
See the many faces of the beautiful Gisele Right Here

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High School Vice President Knows How to Party - The Dirty

Rampage Jackson Makes it Rain - Crazy Twitter Pics

Marisa Miller in Vegas Magazine March 2010 - The Beer Goggler

Lady Gaga Attacked by a Lobster - Don Chavez

Catarina Gouveia is Sexy in Max Men - Busted Coverage

Joey Styles Drops Guy on his Head - Big Smudge

Chuck Liddell and His Girl Workout Naked - Royalty Fame

Sylvie Meis is a Hot Dutch Model - Spewf

Random Girls with some Nice Racks - Dead Dog

Man Eats His Own Winning Lottery Ticket - Guyism

Ava Dawn is a Hot Canadian Chick - UnCoached

Simone Starr is a Blonde Hottie - Buge Hoobs

Candid, Girl Next Door Hot Chicks - Double Viking

Sexy Babe Violet's Official Site Launched - Viorotica

Audrina Patridge Nealy Nakes in FHM UK - MoonDog Sports

Lightweight Cardboard Cornhole Boards - Tailgating Ideas

Elmo Teaches You How to Sneeze - Sharapovas Thigh

The Best Maxim Hometown Hotties - Gunaxin

Kendra Takes Her Kid to the Playboy Mansion - Terez Owens

Alessandra Ambrosio and Her Own Cut Out - Drunken Stepfather

Time for Tooshie Tuesday Again! - Funtasticus

The Internet's Most Famous Cam Girl - Cam With Carmen

Flood This Girl Sara with Questions - Sara's Form Spring

Best Source For Cigars in the World - Cigar King

Barbie Doll Fail


Barbie is Cunting lol

I wonder if that career number 121 will be with her forever...

Erin Andrews Talks to Paparazzi Outside STK




She is looking good here and toned as ever... I would love for her to teach me to dance...

Big Ups to Hollywood.TV