Carl's Jr. from Iliza Shlesinger on Vimeo.
I love Iliza Shlesinger, she's hilarious...Look for her stand-up routines...
Follow her Funny ass on Twitter
@Iliza
and check out her website
Iliza.com
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Iliza Shlesinger - Carl's Jr. Commercial
I love Iliza Shlesinger, she's hilarious...Look for her stand-up routines...
Follow her Funny ass on Twitter
@Iliza
and check out her website
Iliza.com
Mexican Driver in Arizona
Here's another pissed off person in Arizona that is mad at the new immigration bill...
If you're a legal citizen or have papers... What the fuck are you so mad about...There's immigrants, and illegal immigrants... The word "illegal" means it's against the law...
If you're not an illegal immigrant...Then you have nothing to worry about...
This bill is just enforcing a law...
Quit Bitchin'...
Funny Facebook Profile - Dorothy Mantooth
"If I had 1 wish in life it would be punch Lindsay Lohan right in her stupid face."
Gotta love some people...
Dorothy also likes swords and cold beer but hates wizards and cadburry eggs...
Big Girl Reggae Dance Breaks Table
Big Girl Reggae Dance Breaks Table - Watch more Funny Videos
Showing up Professional Wrestlers by breaking a real table...
Oh and dude in green, You dance like a jackass...Just Sayin...
FHM - 100 Sexiest Women in The World 2010
I think all 100 girls should prove themselves in a bikini battle royal...
Anyway, check out the Top ten
Right Here
Ashley's Candy is Pretty in Plaid
Here is one of my favoritest girls, Ashleys Candy showing off her prettiness for you...I love her beautiful eyes and smooth tan skin...She is very much what I look for in a girl when it comes to looks...
See the rest of this set at by going to This Exclisive Gallery
Monday, April 26, 2010
Ask a Hot Chick - Brooke Banx
This edition of "Ask a Hot Chick" features this awesomely hot blonde model babe, Brooke Banx...As you can see she definitely more than qualifies as a "Hot Chick" You can see and learn more of her at her official site BrookeBanx.com
Below are ten questions I asked Brooke so Us guys can understand another hot chick a little it better...
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1. Were you always considered to be hot since a young age or was it something
you grew into?
Grew into for sure!
2. Whats the some of the, biggest or best things you have used your looks to
get?
Modeling jobs.. that's about it.. lol
3. Whats the best way for a guy to earn your attention when approaching you in
public, Is there any way?
Confident appearance, big smile, and be yourself
4. What do you think is your best physical feature?
My eyes...I have intense and expressive eyes.
5. You meet attractive twin guys, One's polite and one is cocky, Who has the
advantage with you?
Polite...a cocky guy won't last 5 seconds with me, no matter what he looks like.
6. What's your favorite body part on a guy?
Abs abs abs!! =) I'm also a fan of nice arms.
7. Do You like making out and foreplay like I do or getting right to business?
All girls like foreplay....men like to get right to business.. a smart man throws in a lot
of foreplay.
8. Thongs, booty shorts, granny panties, or commando if you can only wear one
kind of panty the rest of your life?
Thong
9. Can you eat whatever you want or do you have to diet and exercise a lot to
stay hot and fit?
I have to diet and excercise aA LOT! It's a lifestyle choice...
10. Any Favorite Sports teams that you root for? Guys think its hot if you have
some...
I've never been into sports however the RIGHT guys I'm sure could get me highly interested in whatever he is interested in.
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Thank you again for the answers Brooke, Remember some guys do like foreplay and making out more than you know... Im gonna go do some sit ups and crunches now...
Remember to see more of Brooke Banx at her offical website BrookeBanx.com
(Photo - Michael Bell)
NFL and Playboy Epic Busts
This is a nice Post NFL Draft extravaganza video...
Who will be a bust this year?
Hopefully many female busts to come!
Violet's Sexy Short Shorts and LINKs
Violet is effin' Adorable... Check out Her
Official Site and her Blog
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and check out some awesome Links from my favorite sites...
Drunk Driver Parks Car on LIght Rail Tracks - The Dirty
Cody Love is a Sexy Hot Blonde - The Beer Goggler
Dildo On the Baggage Claim - Crazy Twitter Pics
Happy Birthday Jack Nicholson - Royalty Fame
Adrianne Curry Twitpics of the Day - Don Chavez
JWoww's CLeavage is Pretty Impressive - GuyISM
Antoine Walker's Ex Topless Phone Pics - Busted Coverage
Playboy Cyber Girl Kaytee Bees - UnCoached
Oreo Filling Taken to Absurd Heights - Dead Dog
WWE Extreme Rules 2010 Results - Gunaxin
Gisele is The Hottest Blonde Bombshell Online - Got Gisele?
Pamela Anderson Clown Fashion Fail - Sharapova's Thigh
Olivia Munn in Lots of Bikini - Drunken Stepfather
2010 NBA Coach of the Yeah Picks - The No Look Pass
Sophie Moon Comes Out of Retirement - MoonDog Sports
Hot Party Girls Are Monday Memories - Funtasticus
The Internest Hottest Latina Cam Girl - Cam with Carmen
LeBron James Half Court Shot Against the Bulls - Bare Knucks
Tubby Male Tailgater Cheerleader - Tailgating Ideas
Sexy Masha Novoselova Elle Photoshoot - DJ Mick
Original Videos from Exclusive Hot Chicks - OnHerCam.TV
Best Source for Cigars in the World - Cigar King
Friday, April 23, 2010
South Park Creators Threatened by Islamic Extremists
This makes me sad...
If you don't like the show...Don't watch...
God Bless Everyone...
Roxi Davis Sexy in Jean Shorts
Roxi made this awesome video for Phun.org...
I thought it was pretty hot so I had to share it with yall... I love a girl in tiny jean shorts and Roxi pulls it off perfect with her pretty petite body and beautiful face and dark hair...
Roxi is a fine ass Greek girl that you'll fall in love with if you see her cute giggle...See Lots more of Roxi
Right Here
and if you like videos like this...Check out
Ohc.TV
Follow Roxi on Twitter
@Roxi_Davis
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
A Brief Message from President Barack Obama
I know it's a re-run, I have herd him say that many times too...
"YES WE CAN" vote this dumb fuck out in 2012...
Iliza Shlesinger - Hand Job
This chick is hilarious...I saw her Comedy Central Half hour special last weekend and she made me LOL... She's pretty hot too and has that sense of humor I like...
I could totally be with a girl like her... except for the goo in the face thing...
Iliza if you read this I wanna buy you a drink...
Check out Her Website to stalk her
Iliza.com
and shes funny on Twitter too
@Iliza
and tell her Phil has a crush on her...
Got Gisele The Biker Bikini Babe and LINKs
Check out Gisele's Awesome New Official Site
GotGisele.com
Follow My Awesomeness and Boringness On Twitter
and check out Links from my Favorite Sites
I think this Scottsdale Cougar is Hot - The Dirty
Alyssa Milano and Her Sexy Tattoo - The Beer Goggler
Gotta Love This Ass in the Tanning Bed - Crazy Twitter Pics
Kim Kardashian Was Bangin' Kanye West - Royalty Fame
2010 Hooters Bikini Pageant in Pembroke Pines - Busted Coverage
Busty Girls Love When You Stare at Them - UnCoached
Erin Andrews is Flexible on DWTS - Don Chavez
Candace Rae Sexes Up Ralph Magazine - GuyISM
Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures - Drunken Stepfather
Interesting American Truck Tailgate Art - Dead Dog
Violet is Like a Hotter Katy Perry - Viorotica
5 Porn Stars Your Mom May Approve Of - Spewf
English Babe Nikkala Stott is Super Hot - Big Smudge
Tila Tequila Handles a Foot Long - MoonDog Sports
Look at the Jugs on Lucy Pinder - Tailgating Ideas
Tooshie Tuesday a Day Late is Okay - Funtasticus
Sexy Stoner Chicks for 4-20 Marujuana Day - Gunaxin
Leaked Pics of the iPhone 4G - Hyphy Market
The Internets Hottest Cam Girl - Cam With Carmen
Brooke Paller in a Sexy White Bikini - DJ Mick
Courtney Vaughn is Super Fine - Buge Hoobs
Hot Girl Next Door Chicks are Nice - Double Viking
The Youtube of Hot Chicks is Here - OnHerCam.TV
Best Source for Cigars in the World - Cigar King
Monday, April 19, 2010
Mascot Falls Off Dugout
Mascot Falls Off Dugout - Watch more Funny Videos
Thats a shitty drop... Wonder if the suit helped cushion the landing or not...
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Jason Richardson 2010 Playoff Press Conference - JSPN Jared Dudley JMZ
Suns Forward Jared Dudley interviews Suns guard Jason Richardson and ask questions in many ESPN Reporter's voices and its pretty awesome and funny...
Playoff time is here finally and I'm excited...Basketball tickets for the playoffs get harder to find than the regular season and sell out very fast...
I'll be on the Suns bandwagon as they can be the dar horse team to make it to the finals if they stay as hot as they've been this second half of the season...
Go Suns...
Follow Jared Dudley on twitter
@JaredDudley619
and tell him Phil sent ya...
Big ups to NBA.com
Friday, April 16, 2010
Phil Knows Best Napkin Art
My friend Lily twisted my arm to post this lol...
Your Welcome...
Anyone else think they can do better? Send them over...
Philknowsbest@Gmail.com
Two In The Shirt Live at Adultcon
Two in the Shirt is one of my favorite brands of clothing...I like their shirts and they have chicks modeling them so i thought I would share this with you cuz Im a fan of their gear...
You check out all their shirts by clicking the banner below or going to ShopTits.com cuz T.I.T.S is short for "Two in the Shirt"
To Become a possible Street Team Member Click Below...
Two In The Shirt - Make Money!
90 Foot Rubber Band Nutshot
90 Foot Rubber Band Nutshot - Watch more Funny Videos
Fucking ridiculous...
Not the way I would try to impress a lady...
Got Gisele in a Fancy Black Dress and LINKs
Check out Gisele's New Official Web Site
GotGisele.com
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Check out Links to my Favorite Sites
Scott "The Frog" Alexander is a Douche Bag - The Dirty
Chelsie Hightower is Very Pretty - The Beer Goggler
Janessa Brazil Naked in the Miirror - Crazy Twitter Pics
Marisa Miller at the Chiacgo Bulls Game - Don Chavez
Funny Tiger Woods B Side Nike Commercial - Royalty Fame
Two very Hot Argentinian Chicks - Busted Coverage
Chargers Girls Tryouts Looks Like Fun - GuyISM
SMU Cheerleaders Know How To Party - Spewf
Hot girl Eats Banana on a Trampoline - Big Smudge
Thigh of the Week, Irina Shayk - Sharapova's Thigh
Car Wash or a Hand Job? - Dead Dog
Candice Swanepoel is Hot in a Bikini - Drunken Stepfather
Violet's Official Site is So Hot Right Now - Viorotica
Happy Birthday to Susan Ward - MoonDog Sports
Olivia Munn n Iron man 2 - Gunaxin
Tailgating A Criminal Act at Dodgers Games - Tailgating Ideas
Eminem Announces New Album "Recovery" - Hyphy Market
I love Hot Chicks Washing Cars - Funtasticus
160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes - Fun Stuff Daily
Hot Vietnamese-American Model Jenn Anh Nguyen - UnCoached
The Internets Hottest Cam Girl Cam with Carmen
Bellator XIV Quick results - Cage Potato
Im in Love with Jurgita Vaults - Buge Hoobs
Holly Madison is Hot in a Baseball Uniform - DJ Mick
The Hottest Girl Videos on the Web - OnHerCam.TV
The Best Cigar Source in the World - Cigar King
Shirts That Make You Say "Fuck yeah" - Fuck Yeah Shirts
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
12 Years Old Just Wants to See Boobs
This kid is gonna such a player when he grows up...
Or an over aggressive douche bag, you never know...
Conan O'Brien's Masturbating Bear is now the Pleasuring Panda
Awesome video shot on the first night of his tour...
Meeting Gisele and Violet
Look who I got to meet...
Yeah, the lovely Gisele and Violet were in town last week...Thanks to their lovely boss lady Abbie, I got invited to hang out with them...They are really a lot of fun...They are as hot in person as they are online...They are waaay cool and down to Earth too...They're not stuck up bitches like some of these hot chicks are nowadays... Oh and they totally are funny and dorky too...Way easy to get along with...
Thank you again Gisele and Violet for being so cool around me and making this regular guy feel cool...Hope to meet ya again someday...Cuz you said you like me lol...
Dreams do come true sometimes guys...I'm living Proof...
Make sure to check out their Official Websites if you're qualified...
GotGisele.com
Viorotica.com
Obama Vs Haters
"Now Let me be clear!"
Very accurate...Obama would bullshit an excuse and explain shit out like that...
Monday, April 12, 2010
Disney Shades Fail
Someone needs to get fired for having that label on there...Even Kanye West knows hes not getting full UV protection when he wheres his awesome shutter Shades...
Bad Luck Leaving the Office
Guy Wrecks Office On His Way Out - Watch more Funny Videos
Domino Effect...
UFC's Arianny Celeste
Arianny Celeste is that hot girl you see between rounds at UFC events...It seems she has done quite well for herself the last two years after being discovered my Maxin's Hometown Hottie contest...
Check out this awesome video below of Arianny Being Sexy in all kinds of outfits...
Big Ups to Maxim
Got Gisele in Bed with Your LINKs
Check out Gisele's New Official Site
GotGisele.com
You can follow my awesomeness all day on Twitter
and check out some awesome links...
Revenge on a Scottsdale Girl - The Dirty
AnnaLynne McCord and Her Sister at the Beach - The Beer Goggler
Taking Jamba Juice in the Bathtub is Hot - Crazy Twitter Pics
Kim Kardashian's Butt Crack Showing - Don Chavez
UC Davis Pole Vaulter Vanessa Chin is Hot - Busted Coverage
Tara Renee Loves Modeling and Pit Bulls - UnCoached
Porn Star Stormy Daniels for Senate - Royalty Fame
What Happened to Captain Planet - Dead Dog
A Gallery of Food TV Hotties - Gunaxin
The Conan O'Brien Show Will be on TBS - GuyISM
Violet is one of the Hottest Brunettes I Know - Viorotica
Marie Claude Bourbonnais Has Massive Jugs - Big Smudge
Kendra Wilkinson Bonus Playboy Pics - MoonDog Sports
Hot Girls Being Fun and Wild - Funtasticus
Anna Kournikova is Back in Black - Sharapova's Thigh
Funny Louisville Chugger Fail - Tailgating Ideas
Miss Indy Katie Hockly is Smokin' Hot - Spewf
Getting to Know The Sexy Veronica Vice - The Freak Squad
Carmen is the Hottest Latina on the Net - Cam with Carmen
Spank Bank with Aylen Alvarez - Gorilla Mask
Hottest Exclusive Web Girl Videos on the Net - OnHerCam.TV
Things on Shirts that Make you Say "Fuck Yeah" - Fuck Yeah Shirts
Best Source for Cigars in the World - Cigar King
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Barack Obama is from Kenya
Girls are so shitty at keeping secrets sometimes...
Thanks for the tip Michelle...
Me with Wild Natalie and Sarah Peachez
Yeah so this week was the Phoenix Forums where Webmasters and Internet models gather to network and socialize...Me living in Phoenix made them really close for me to get to...My friends at OHC got me into one of the after parties they had one night and I got to be around lots of model chicks and web people...
Above is me with two Hotties Natalie from WildNatalie.com and her friend Sarah Peachez from RealPeachez.com... I love meeting hot chicks that are more famous than me...Natalie was funny and cool...When I asked if Sarah Peachez was there she grabbed my hand and said "C'mon, lets go meet her"...
These girls were way cool and "VERY" outgoing and it was awesome meeting them...
Below is Wild Natalie showing off her AC/DC Thong...Hot Stuff...
Check out their sites too see how hot they are...
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Barack Obama Cant Name Any Chicago White Sox Players
We all saw President Obama's first pitch or "Toss" on Opening day at the National's game where Barack thought he was cute by putting on a White Sox cap to show that the Sox are still his team even though he lives in DC...
If you listen to this interview...They ask Barack who some of his favorite players are and he starts stuttering and changing the subject saying that he likes a lot of Cubs players also...I have a reason to believe that Barack Obama may be a fake fan and a poser...How can you claim to be a White Sox fan for years and not even be able to name one player?...Say Frank Thomas or Robin Ventura or something!...Hell, say Shoeless Joe Jackson!...
Notice he also called the White Sox old stadium Cominsky Park instead of Comiskey Park which is something someone who wasn't a baseball or White Sox fan would say...
That is the reason I think Barack Obama is a fake White Sox fan and a poser besides being an idealogical socialist...
Good point Mike Broomhead on your radio show today...
Go Cubs Go by the way...
Ask a Hot Chick - Vanilla DeVille
Here's where myself, Phil, get to asks a few questions to a hot chick...
This edition is featuring epic Hottie Vanilla DeVille from
VanillaDeVille.com...
1. Were you always considered to be hot since a young age or was it something
you grew into?
I was always told I was a cute kid, but looking back at photos, I think I
totally grew into my looks.
2. What's the biggest or best thing you have used your looks to get?
Nothing comes to mind to be honest. However, I would like to think if I get
anything, it's because of my charming personality! ;)
3. What's the best way for a guy to earn your attention when approaching you in
public, Is there any way?
I'm a super easy going person and think I'm a very approachable. However, if
you're trying to get my attention, all you have to do is make me laugh. I'm a
sucker for a good sense of humor.
4. What do you think is your best physical feature?
I would have to say my best feature is my smile, though I think a some peeps
may suggest my booty.
5. You meet attractive twin guys, One's polite and one is cocky, Who has the
advantage with you?
Polite all the way! A cocky personality is the biggest turn off. I little
confidence is good, but once you go conceited, you're going home alone.
6. What's your favorite body part on a guy?
My favorite part on a man is his chiseled chest and abs. Yummmerzzz~
7. Do You like making out and foreplay like I do or getting right to business?
I'm a huge fan of foreplay. I absolutely love kissing and caressing the other
person before *getting down to business*. I could make-out for hours if given
the chance... Male or female. ;)
8. Thongs, booty shorts, granny panties, or commando if you can only wear one
kind of panty the rest of your life?
I only wear panties when shooting photos and wearing short dresses (well,
sometimes). They always end up going up my ass crack, so why bother? If I do
choose to wear panties on my own casual time, it will probably be booty shorts
or a thong.
9. Can you eat whatever you want or do you have to diet and exercise a lot to
stay hot and fit?
I have always been an active person and fitness has always been a part of my
life. However, I do have a very clean diet and work out regularly to stay in
shape.
10. Any Favorite Sports teams that you root for? Guys think it's hot if you have
some...
Go Cards! Go, Coyotes, Go Diamondbacks! I'm a HUGE sports fan! Especially
football and hockey
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Thank you Vanilla for sitting down and taking the time to do this interview...I now find you a lot hotter than I already did...A girl that likes to make out and watch sports is awesome in my book...Keep up the good work sweet cheeks...
See more of Vanilla at her Official site VanillaDeVille.com
Girl at Dentists Office Tripping on Medication
I love riding unicorns...
"Tell me whos in the hooouuuusee"
This is David after Dentist all over again...
Got Gisele is Pretty in Pink LINKs
Check out Gisele's New Official Website
Right Here
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and check out some awesome links of sites that are better than mine...
Proof That Gretchen Rossi is a Liar - The Dirty
Danica Patrick Sexy Car Photoshoot - The Beer Goggler
Jenna Shows Off Her Naked Booty on Twitter Crazy Twitter Pics
Miss Green Jacket 2008 Pictures - Don Chavez
Sophie Reade Sexy Washing a Car - GuyISM
Anya Monzikova is Scary Good Looking - UnCoached
Some Hot Serbian Chick Sexy in CKM Magazine - Busted Coverage
The NBA's Ugliest Players "All NBA Team" - Bare Knucks
Now This is a Great Girlfriend - Dead Dog
Shogun Rua is a Deadly Human - Big Smudge
Violet is the Web's Hottest Alt Babe - Viorotica
Happy Birthday Aries Spears - Royalty Fame
KFC Makes a Great Unhealthy Sanwich - Sharapova's Thigh
Some Sexy Late Good Friday Bunnies - Gunaxin
Kim Kardashian in a Tight Green Dress - Drunken Stepfather
WWE's Kelly Kelly Gets Naked at the Beach - MoonDog Sports
Gotta Love That Tooshie Tuesday Action - Funtasticus
OchoCinco Gets Randomly Drug Tested - Terez Owens
Google Suggestions on How to Smoke... - Tailgating Ideas
Carmen is the Internets Hottest Cam Girl - Cam With Carmen
Some Daily Delight with Elena Santarelli - Spewf
Vida Guerra Showing Off Hypnotic Cleavage - DJ Mick
Ashley Slayton is a Hot Bikini Girl - Buge Hoobs
Daniella Sarahyba, Hot International Babe - Double Viking
Vanessa Valdez Makes thh Spank Bank - Gorilla Mask
The Hottest Chicks on The Web and Their Videos - OnHerCam.TV
Best Cigar Source on The Internet - Cigar King
My Newest "Fuck Yeah" Designs - Fuck Yeah Shirts
Friday, April 2, 2010
Photo Radar Van Gets Tarred and Feathered
This was pretty funny...I fuckin' hate Photo Radar cameras...I drive by them everyday...I have gotten caught by them twice in my driving career...It's the whackest division of the cops if you ask me...The only good thing about them is you don't have to get pulled over and talk to a gay ass cop...
This video is funny...I wondering if it is an active van or not also...Anyway its people fighting the power and I love it...
Big ups to CameraFraud.com
Funniest License Plate Ever - I Luv Vag
I saw this in one of my friend's apartment complexes and got really excited when I saw it...I took a pic at night the first time and it didnt show up well so I got her to take a pic in the day time and yeah, what an awesome plate...
Can't believe the DMV even let this through...
Hilarious...
Cute Chick Hot Dog Fridge Prank
Cute Chick Hot Dog Fridge Prank - Watch more Funny Videos
I love April Fools...Didnt really do anything this year...
It's funny how excited this chick gets knowing that she scared the guy...Sometimes in this case I think girls are amateurs comepared to guys when it comes to jokes and pranks...
Love the hot dog suit...I need one...
Ariel Moon Showing Some Love
It's sign pic time..Haven't had one in a while so Im glad the lovely Ariel Moon made this for me...Shes a sexy brunette hottie with a sweet body...
She lives somewhere in AZ which is where I live which is kinda cool... Ariel I would love to buy you a drink someday if your bored and need a nice boy to chat with...Until then you can see more of Ariel Moon at OnHerCam.com...
Follow Ariel's Sexy Face on Twitter and tell her Phil sent you and maybe some day she'll go on a date with me :)
Thank you again Ariel...Keep up the good work...
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