I wonder if that's her dad...Either way it's a relative with the same last name and that shit is soooo funny...
So glad my parents are old fashioned and will never get a facebook...Although they did get a new notebook laptop yesterday...Hmm...
Friday, May 28, 2010
Emily's Facebook
I wonder if that's her dad...Either way it's a relative with the same last name and that shit is soooo funny...
So glad my parents are old fashioned and will never get a facebook...Although they did get a new notebook laptop yesterday...Hmm...
Painful Pool Jump Fail Nutshot
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White men can't jump...
Political Road Rage
This guy apparently doesn't like Obama and his agenda...Thanks CaptainIt's funny I actually hate the shit out of the Obama administration also but I think you should keep this shit off your car...A simple bumper sticker is enough...The only reason I say this is because there are random assholes out there that will scratch or vandalize your property when you voice your opinion this strongly out in the open...
I also salute this guy...Obama is an inexperienced idiot with radical ideas that don't support the principles and liberties this country was founded on...
More Liberty, Less Government...
I decided...
Gisele Twerks It For You
Time for another video of my favorite blonde bombshell Gisele...Gisele shows off some sexy booty shorts from TwerkGirl.com and looks really sexy in them...
I love Gisele's perfect petite yet curvy body...She is my kind of life size Barbie Doll...Check out her new Official Website GotGisele.com where you can see more of her and see exclusive shit that no one else gets to see...
Follow her sexy Ass on Twitter and tell her Phil sent ya...
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Mike Marino - Ikea
"Fuck your chair! Show me how to get outta here"
Gotta Love the way Greasy Italians Talk...
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Thomas Jefferson - Funny DERRICK Comedy Clip
I thought this clip was pretty funny if you give it a chance...It's funny how Jefferson completely avoids explaining why he is still alive...He just wants to jam out..
"Did you just give me colon cancer?"
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Violet is Sexy in Leopard and LINKs
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Lillian the Asian Sensation
Check out what the lovely model Lillian made for me this week... She surprised me out of nowhere with this pic which made me blush and feel all warm inside...
Lillian is a sweet lady that loves to laugh...She has awesome smooth and tan skin too which is always a plus...She makes that cut up little tank look damn good too...
Lillian models over at OnHerCam.com...Go stop by and tell her how pretty she is...
Thank you again Lillian... You made my day...
Maxim Hometown Hotties Bloopers - Stephanie LeBeau
You know you pressed play cuz you saw those huge knockers...
Gisele Needs A Ride
To me, A girl in a wifebeater and short jeans is one of the sexiest looks on a girl...Gisele's sexy blonde ass would definitely catch my attention if I drove by her and saw her with her thumb out like that...
Too see if Gisele got a lift, or if she caused any car accidents from being a distraction...The rest of this gallery can be seen Right Here...
Monday, May 17, 2010
Playmate of the Year 2010 Video - Hope Dworacyzk
She's Hot...
I wish I could pronounce her name...
"You voted, and here she is, 2010's Playmate of the Year, Hope Dworacyzk. Check out this video of her sexy photo shoots and see all of Hope at Playboy.com"
Would You Use this Mobile ATM?
These pics made me lol...Does this look like a nice and trustworthy ATM machine to get your cash?...There's not even a name of a bank on it or anything...
I can picture someone getting their cash then those dented white doors open and some thugs draw guns on you, jack your ass, and drive off...
I would love to drive this an dthe ATM be fake and just take pictures of the person every time someone tries to use it...
Gotta love the slang on the bottom pic...
Danni Gee in Sexy Gym Outfit
Danni Gee is a new hottie I have been introduced to recently...She is a brown haired bombshell with smooth tan skin and a nice toned body...Just the way I like it...
The video above shows her off nicely without going to far...Word on the street is that she will have her own solo site soon which looks like a good time...You can stalk the shit out of her at Danni-Gee.com...
Also follow her sexy ass on Twitter and tell her Phil sent ya...
Thursday, May 13, 2010
We Are LeBron - "We are the World" LeBron James Edition...
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That city's spirit and maybe economy is gonna go into a severe depression when he leaves...
Click the "We are Lebron" Link under the video if it says the video has been removed...This link has been shady...
Got Gisele Motivational Poster
I made this for my favorite blonde bombshell Gisele...
It's true all of us would...
Besides her perfectly hot body that's obvious...Her slight case of "Dork" is sexy too...
Monday, May 10, 2010
Toddler Impersonating the San Antonio Spurs Crying
I love this dad that knows the true meaning of the Spurs is falling to the ground and crying about some call...
Im so glad to know I am not the only one who thinks that the San Antonio Spurs Cry after every call...If you have ever watched a Spurs game you have seen it...Tim Duncan puts his hands up everytime he misses a shot crying to the referee that there was no foul call...It's happened thousands of times over his career...
Conan O’Brien - The Best Walker Texas Ranger Lever Moment
I love this...Aren't you curious to see the Walker episode with that kid who jumps and why that guy didn't try to catch him?
I miss late night Conan...
Victoria Silvstedt is Still Super Hot
1997 Playmate of the year Victoria Silvstedt has reached her peak back in the 90s... Some model's and Playmates lose their hotness as they get older...13 years after being PMOY she is still hotter than ever in my opinion...This pic was taken this week as she posted it on her Twitter page....
Lookin' awesome Victoria, Keep up the great work...
Hot Bree Lynn Teaser Video
Here's a nice little sampler video of Bree Lynn from OnHerCam.com...Bree is a hot petite blonde with a bad ass tattoo sleeve for all you guys that dig chicks with tattoos... Stop by OHC sometime and chat for free with Bree Lynn and see how much you may have in common with her hot ass...
The Spurs Mascot The Coyote Has Issues
Check out the San Antonio Spurs mascot experimenting with the female Gender as the "The Coyote" rocks a skirt and a blonde wig at game 4 of the Spurs vs. Suns series yesterday...
As you may know, I fuckin' hate the San Antonio Spurs with all my might...They've caused me so much pain and anger for so much of the bullshit they have pulled over the last seven years...
As a Suns fan it made me so happy to see the Phoenix Suns not only beat the Spurs, but Sweep them four games to none in the process...I missed game four but got to see the first three games which was pretty cool...I just wish I could've seen Duncan's face as well as other after the game was over...Their sorrow on the basketball court makes me smile like no other...
The Whining after every call and flopping and falling all the time finally caught up with you dirty fuckers...Eat shit San Antonio...I still hate you, always and forever...
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Maxim June 2010 Cover: Selita Ebanks
Maxim's favorite Victoria's Secret angel and Celebrity Apprentice star, Selita Ebanks, blesses us with her heavenly body. Prepare to pop your bottle with this supermodel.
She mentions that she is single, so lets go get her boys...May the best man win...
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Violet's Delicious Lips and LINKs
I love Violet's Lips...As well as the rest of her...You can see the rest of her at her super awesome Official site
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Saturday, May 8, 2010
Aries Spears on Illegal Immigration
Makes me wonder if he ever had it hard growing up...
He's funny either way... It's Comedy, take a joke people...
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Veronica Vice Thinks Phil is Nice
Got an awesome fan sign today from Super adorable online Hottie Veronica Vice...She has one of the most cute and adorable faces I have ever seen...She is all petite and fit too which I totally dig...If you ever hear her giggle you may just fall in love with her...
She even told me in the past that she likes my site and it makes her laugh at work...She knows how to make a guy happy...
She will have her own official web site soon, Until then you can chat and stalk her over at OnHerCam.com and you can see for yourself how cute her face and giggle is...
Follow her sexy ass on Twitter also
@VeronicaVice
and tell her Phil sent ya...
Sexy Danielle in Nike's World Cup Soccer Jersey
Sweet Abs
Playboy got a sneak peek at the official 2010 World Cup soccer jerseys before they were unveiled...and we asked super hot Danielle Fornarelli to wear them. Check out all of the World Cup jersey photos Right Here
Violet Loves the Old Spice Guy
I made this for Violet cuz I know she loves the Old Spice commercials with Terry Crews... They are pretty fuckin' funny...
Not Much to say here other than to check out how hot Violet is at her Official Website Viorotica.com cuz she's way hot with a gorgeous face and magnificent body...
Follow Her Sexy ass on Twitter too
@Viorotica
and tell her Phil sent ya...
Love ya Violet...Can't wait for you to come visit me again :)
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Dave Chappelle - The Secret
Hilarious...
"What you need to to is visualize some roast beef and mashed potatoes"
Every Girl's Dream Date
The word "Tacko" is the biggest red flag I've ever seen...
I see lots of masturbation in this guy's life if he keeps this habit up...
Brittany Dailey shoots for SHOW
Brittany Dailey is super hot as you can see in this awesome video... Dark hair and tan skin the way I like it...
Follow Brittany's sexy face on Twitter
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and tell her Phil wants to buy her a drink...
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Swagger Van - Sienna SE Rap Video
That's a banger, I thought I herd that inthe club the other night...
Rosa Acosta Photoshoot for Two in the Shirt
ROSA ACOSTA X ESTEVAN ORIOL X TITS TEE from Estevan Oriol on Vimeo.
Rosa Acosta is Hot in this shoot...Can't wait for her shirt to come out...
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Monday, May 3, 2010
Got Gisele Wants You and Your LINKs
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Sunday, May 2, 2010
Drunk Girls Fall Out of Boat
I dont care who you are that's funny...The one chick even fell in again...I love it...
Obama's Comedy Routine
Putting all politcal opinions aside I thought this was pretty entertaining and funny...
"Lots of ups, and lots of downs, Except for my approval ratings which have just gone down..."
"My approval ratings are still very high in the country of my birth"
I'll admit Barack was a good sport for actually mentioning stuff like that...I think this is the toughest he has ever been since elected...
Way to Go Barack...
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