Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Boob Apron - Cami Secret Parody




"Now you can look like a librarian, a receptionist or someone who's allergic to parties"

"For some reason, telling a girl she has nice hooters is bad"

"Believe me, if guys had boobs, the only reason we'd leave the house is to show them off"

Awesome Quotes...Great Commercial...

Guess Where Im Bleeding


Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Got Gisele Got Her Some Sonic


Got Gisele

Here is another post utilizing a hot chick to advertise a brand or product...Today we have the lovely Gisele from GotGisele.com getting her drink on with a delicious beverage from Sonic... If Hot chicks like Gisele go to Sonic, You know where the fuck I am going right after I post this... It is maybe a little unrealistic that I will see Gisele at Sonic when I go next...But if we all keep this trend up of having hot chicks advertise these hot spots, the more chance that more hot chicks will frequent the place...Either that or more guys or everyone will and that is good for business and the economy...

So get in your car and hit the drive through at Sonic because Gisele and her awesome titties said so...

Playboy's Wet Hot Summer




Summer is comin' to an end soon...Unless you live with me in Arizona...

Join Playboy for the best summer vacation you never had. Haydn Porter, Raquel Sanchez, Erin Miller, April Katherine, Angela Taylor, Elizabeth Ellis, Victoria Nicole and Hannah Fulcher hang out at a summer party house, and let's just say things get a bit wild.

See the full video Right Here

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton's One Wish




Because bringing in the race card when it's not about race...Is kinda racist...

Monday, August 30, 2010

Deon Cole - Cocktails & Crazy Women




"Ima marry this ho right here"


Miss Danni Gee Sexy Teaser





Danni is super hot in this little teaser video...

I love some great side boob and booty show off...Danni looks hot the way her hair is blowing back also...I just wanna get blown away with her...

See more of Danni at her Official Site Danni-Gee.com

13 Strange Ways to Get High Around the World


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Kids...Don't try this at home...

Eric Cartman - Minorities at my WaterPark




A buddy of mine posted this on facebook the other day and it reminded me how hilarious this song is...Cartman makes an epic ballad of a song here for being such a bigot I find it funny as shit...

"The lazy river has never been lazier"

Lady Gaga is Just Sayin'




I am happy for her success and all that but some of these contraptions that she flaunts scream "Attention Whore" whether she admits it or not...I wonder if wearing shit like this is responsible for some of her record sales...

She just looks like a solar system here and wants everything revolved around her...Remember the first part of your name and try to be a "lady"...

Crazy Japanese Baseball Catches Climbing Up Fence




Yeah these guys are part time ninjas...Its fuckin' obvious...

Friday, August 27, 2010

This Dude has Bieber Fever


Bieber Fever

I need a Bieber wig for Halloween...

Danni Gee Has a Whooty





WHOOTY = White Girl With a Booty

I fuckin' love me some Danni Gee...A smoking hot, petite Italian chick is exactly what I need...

The song goes great with the video which is great...Big ups to Twerk Girl for supplying the lovely booty shorts...

And thank You Danni for chatting up and being cool while Blogging and being hot on your site...

Darren from Scrappers - Sex and Romance Questions




Darren from the Spike TV show "Scrappers" is the fuckin' man...

Sounds like a good for that Extenze pill...

Watch the show...Its awesome and funny to see these Brooklyn dudes argue and talk...Reminded me of any time a bunch of Italians get togther...

#FuckYeah

A Guide to Internet Memes



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We're all fuckin' crazy...

Ricky Schroder's Webster Story




Fuckin' hilarious shit...The first 2 minutes...L O fuckin L...

Thanks for the link @Joe Rogan

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Jew Mobile


Jew Mobile

Awesome fuckin' license plate...That its all...

Lillian Makes Me Say OMG





Lillian, The beautiful Asian Sensation looks super hot in this video...If you stalk my every move and word you know I love a girl in a simple shirt and jeans...The casual look is my favorite and Lillian sports it perfectly here...

If you have ever chatted with Lillian, you know that she is awesome and kind of fuckin' hilarious...She will induct you into the "Lillian Nation" if you are worthy...Me and Lillian are "Phil and Lil" like on Rugrats lol...

Anyways sign up over at OHC and for free, you dont have to pay anything to chat with her awesome ass...She has an awesome giggle too I might add...Tell her Phil sent ya...

Rapper Visits Some E-Thug Who Has Been Hating On His Music Videos & Confronts Him




Hope this is real...

Shouldn't this guy be locked up for vandalism? I mean this is video evidence right here...

I do give this rapper props for standing up to an internet shit talker...Its is kinda scary that he tracked this dude down if you think about it...

Anyone know this dudes name?

Big ups for standing up to lame internet shit talkers that wont quit...

Lesson" Dont talk TOO much shit about people online...Ya never know when a Hulk sized thug will show up at your door...

Alektra Blue Sexy Hair Bra


Alektra

Here is Alektra Blue, one of the prettiest chicks in the adult industry in my opinion, sporting a sexy candid hair bra pic for twitter...Gotta love following Alektra...She is a funny chick that always likes to show ya what she is wearing or not wearing...I love her perfect tan body, dark hair and gorgeous face...I will be sending her one of my "Fuck Yeah Shirts" soon when I order a shipment next week and hopefully she will post a sexy twitter pic wearing one...

She is one of my favorite chicks to follow and as you can see...you should follow her too at @ClubAlektraBlue and tell her Phil sent ya...

Hit me up when you're back in Scottsdale Alektra, I'll buy you a drink...

Monday, August 23, 2010

Scrappers - Darren Answers Your Questions




If you haven't seen the show "Scrappers" on Spike TV you should check it out...It's one of my new favorite shows on TV...It follows around a couple of crews in Brooklyn that collect scrap metal and turn it into cash...

I think the show is great...Me being Italian myself...I think it's hilarious watching these New York Grease balls argue back and forth about everything...To me it's great TV...There's nothing funnier than Italians arguing and fighting...

Darren is a funny part of the show...He doesn't have an attitude as bad as the rest and kind of gets picked on sometimes...He always has a funny comment on any situation and is becoming a favorite on the show...

Check out Darren in the video above and watch the rest of the Scrapper guys every Tuesday night on Spike TV...Replays air throughout the week so check your local listings...

Under Boob of the Day - Violet


Violet's Under Boob

It's Under Boob time again! (the crowd goes wild)...Today I present you one of my favoritest girls Violet... (Yeah I post about her a lot, shes hot, so why the fuck not)...Violet is an awesome and unique chick...She displays her under boob quite nicely here...She has an all natural body and its pretty flawless...She has perfect eyes and lips too...Her body may very well be shaped by the finger of God himself...

If you follow Violet you know she is one of a kind and loves to play dress up...I think shes adorable in some of the outfits and wigs she puts on and also love her in her normal dark hair and no make up...

Follow Her on Her Official site and Blog for more sexyness
Viorotica.com

Just reminding you how awesome and pretty you are Violet...I hope I get to hang out with you again next year cuz your hilarious and awesome in person...

Justine Marino - Birth Control




"Gotta Control the birth right? Control that shit"

Janelle Shows Off Her Sexy Tank Top and Rack





Today's Babe of the day is Janelle from OnHerCam... I haven't had a gorgeous Latina chick on here in a minute so I thought Janelle could spice things up with her hotness today...I love her tan skin and pretty eyes...She also has a nice full head of hair you would love to run your fingers through if given the chance...

Gotta love what is underneath the tank top she is wearing as Janelle has a sexy and curvalicious body...Check out more of Janelle over at OnHerCam and follow her sexy ass on Twitter and tell her Phil sent ya...

History of the Internet


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Damn do I miss the old Napster...

Youngin Starts Talkin Slick About His Boys Girl & Gets KO'd




At least throw a punch first before using a weapon man, Cuz he obviously wasn't a stranger...Oh I get it...You have been watching too much WWE Wrestling again...Make sure you hook the leg when you go for the pin...

Shitty Bathroom Stall




Must be in a gay bar...

Monday, August 16, 2010

Hampton Yount - Anti-Drug Commercials




"Dont Rape"

Miss Danni Gee Loves Dr Pepper Cherry





I am a firm believer tha having a hot chick endorse your product helps exposure and sometimes sales...

Here is my future ex wife Danni Gee about to enjoy a nice Diet Dr Pepper Cherry...Seeing a hottie like Danni with one gives me the urge to have one..."Maybe I will look as hot as her" or "Be able to get with a chick as hot as her" if I drink a Dr Pepper Cherry...

This is a random post...Im dreaming that one day the Dr Pepper people will see this and either sponsor me or Danni Gee...She's my buddy so I wouldn't mind helping her get money opportunities...I can't wait for her official site to launch though...That shit will be Boobtastic!
In Conclusion...

Need a flavorful diet soda? grab an ice cold can of Dr Pepper Cherry!

You will be as hot or get to sleep with a girl as hot as Danni Gee :)

Fake Mouse Prank




I love the Pranks Nikki and John pull on each other...


Side Boob of the Day - Vanilla Deville




Here's my favorite Scottsdale hottie in the adult biz, Vanilla Deville showing off her nakey side before getting in the bathtub...She has an awesome pair of chesticles that offer some great side boob action...

Vanilla Deville is a sweet heart and she has my favorite stage name in the business... I am gonna meet her someday...We are just miles apart and cant wait to take the infamous "Facebook" pic with ya....

Vanilla Posted this teaser pic on Twitter...You should follow the shit out of her to see more pics like this
@VanillaDeVille
and tell her Phil sent ya...

See "the rest" of Vanilla at her official website
VanillaDeville.com

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Gisele with Her Pit Bull




Watching Gisele doing simple tricks with her dog is cool cuz she's effin hot...Her pit bull is pretty precious too...I admit I would sit and lay down if Gisele asked me too...I love casual Gisele in this video...She doesn't have to glam herself up to be hot...

She is kind of a dork too which is pretty hot I might add...

See "more" of Gisele at her awesome Official Site
GotGisele.com

Drunk Cow




This cow did one too many kegstands it looks like...

Interview with Pornstar Jesse Jane




Jesse Jane is so effin sexy...She looks like fun to hang out at a carnival with too...

I love how easy it was for her to get in porn...

Im jealous..Hopefully I can get half as popular as Holy Taco and be able to hang out with babes like Jesse someday...

Fuck Yeah...

14 Sweet Facts About Sugar


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Chicken McNugget Drive Thru Rage




Pretty popular video this week...This bitch is fiending for some nuggets like its her crack fix or something...

I know we all forget that it's breakfast time sometimes when we go to McDonalds early but we know the rules when we are reminded and we deal with it and get an Egg Mcmuffin instead... That's the way it goes...

Does anyone know if this bitch got arrested?

Violet is in the Pool with LINKs



Check Out Violet's Super Awesome Site Right Over Here
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Now check out these great links...


Ben Quayle Wrote for Nik Richie - The Dirty

Anett is a Huge Chested Hottie - The Beer Goggler

Some More Dirt on Montana Fishburne - Royalty Fame

Daily Delight, Augustina Cordova is Hot - Spewf

Sophie Reade Stretching and Working Out - Don Chavez

Sophie Horn is a Hot Golfer and Model - Busted Coverage

Marisa Miller Learning to Sword Fight - GuyISM

America's Hottest Blonde Bombshell - Got Gisele

Sexy South African Model Jenna Pietersen - UnCoached

The Rock Asking a Girl Tough Questions - Dead Dog

Jessica Alba Seducing a Cop of the Day - Drunken Stepfather

Laura Lee Looks Like Lotsa Fun - MoonDog Sports

Irina Shayk Brings the Goodness - Sharapova's Thigh

Sexy Chick Taps a Dude During Sex - Spill Your Sex

Jerrod Johnson Singing No Diggity Karaoke - Bare Knucks

Bree Conden is a Sexy So Cal Hottie - Gunaxin

Tata Thursday is Phenomenal Today - Funtasticus

Candice Swanepoel Promotes the Incredible Bra - Celebrity Odor

Danni is Naked with Strawberries - Miss Danni Gee's Blog

Birdman's Two Million Dollar Bugatti - Afro Toe

Paris Hilton Sued for 35 Million - Kikster

Best Source for Discount Cigars Online - Cigar King

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Tony Rock - Drinking & Blazing




You ever meet someone that don't drink "Da fuck is wrong wit you?"

Miss Danni Gee Sexy for Journey





One of the most popular songs ever along with one of the prettiest girls ever...Danni Gee and Journey make a great pair...

Big Ups to DailyGrindRadio.com

Thanks to Danni Gee for being so sweet and awesome along with her flawless looks...

Fuck Yeah...

The Business Behind Facebook


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Facebook is making a little more than I am at my 9-5 job...

Dr Pepper KISS Display in Grocery Store




I took this pic at a local grocery store by my house...I thought this display was awesome... It's all 12 pack soda cases of Dr Pepper and Coke products...This is an awesome work of art I think should be recognized...

What do ya'll think?

Crush of the Day - Israeli Supermodel Bar Paly



The Israeli hottie stretches her limbs at her Maxim photo shoot...

She looks great in a wifebeater and I love her sexy accent...



Bar Paly steals the opening scene of The Ruins (now on DVD)...and pays for it dearly; stars in an upcoming movie about shape-shifting human/hyena monsters, aptly titled Hyenas; began modeling at 17 and quickly transitioned to Israeli TV, the launching pad for all human/hyena monster movie starlets.

See more photos of Bar Right Here

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Big Ass Stool




Why the fuck did she pull her dress out around the stool like that? That means her ass and the stool have one small layer between them...Eww..>Soakin up that ass sweat onto that stool...Not the best courtesy in a public place...Sit on your dress like a normal person...

Guh-Ross!

Nice capture
Brooke

Miss Danni Gee Is Sexy and Phun





Here's Miss Danni Gee again in another sexy teaser video...She's modeling a shirt from Phun.org, check out that site if you like lotsa hot babes...

Danni is effin' hot in this video...The bottom half thong is so tiny and hot on her...Some of my favoritest abs in the world...

Check out Her Official Site
Danni-Gee.com and follow her sexy ass on Twitter, @TheRealDanniGee and tell her Phil sent ya...

Twilight Simple Logic


Twilight Vampires Cant get Erections

Cuz Twilight is Whack...

Pretty Nikki Tanning in a Bikini Downtown




Nikki likes to play jokes and mess with people...she is also pretty hot...So of course we watch her videos....

Monday, August 2, 2010

Reporter Breaks Ice Sculpture



Reporter Breaks Ice Sculpture - Watch more Funny Videos

Man that guys was fuckin' pissed...I love it...

Making Out - Fuck Yeah


Tommi

Here's the lovely Tommi modeling Fuck Yeah Shirt from my new T shirt web site I started recently...Do you like to make out? Does it happen when you're drunk...I've had a few drunken make outs when I have a few more beers than usual...Making out with chicks is fun...

Would you make out with Tommi?

Fuck Yeah

There's a shit load more Words and phrases on shirts on the website...There's a guys and girls section with many different choices for each and more being added every week...When you check out the site you can email me ideas and "Like" on Facebook which would be cool...

So check out my little "Fuck Yeah" T shirts over at
FuckYeahShirts.com

and check out more of the sexy model above, Tommi, Right Here

Dog Humps Pillow Then Cleans Himself Up




A friend of mine took this video...

I love the thrusting technique that Elvis displays here...

19 Things You Didn't Know About Star Wars


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Porsha Has Gorgeous Legs





Porsha has an awesome pair of legs to go with her sexy face... She's a sweetheart and way cool...Gotta love a girl that loves to rock out and will watch UFC with you...She is definitely a great girl to crush on...

Check out more of Pretty Porsha and chat with her
Righte Here

and follow her sexy ass on Twitter
@PrettyPorshaOHC

Who is Your Real Friend





Jew Gold - South Park




This clip is utterly hilarious... Since when does Cartman carry a gun?... I fuckin' love it...

Got Gisele is a Sexy American Cowgirl and LINKs


Got Gisele?
God Bless America for Gisele, See Her Official Site
GotGisele.com
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and check out these awesome links, Phil approved...


Adderall is the Makes Baseball Players Better - The Dirty

Alektra Blue out in See Thru - The Beer Goggler

Welcome LeBron James Billboard in Cleveland - Royalty Fame

84 Awesome Volleyball Ass Pictures - Spewf

Playmate Hope Dworaczyk Sexy Tweets - Busted Coverage

Megan Fox is Still Fake Married - Don Chavez

9 Common Porn Moves You Should Avoid - GuyISM

Violet is the Internets Hottest Alt Babe - Viorotica

Life is Getting Tougher Everyday - Dead Dog

Youtube Lesbian Video of the Day - Drunken Stepfather

Irina Shayk May Melt Your Computer - Sharapova's Thigh

Tyreke Evans Has a Speeding Problem - Bare Knucks

Larissa Riquelme is Hot in Hombre Magazine - MoonDaog Sports

The Hottest Latina Chick on the Web - Cam with Carmen

A Nice Gallery of Pasties on Boobs - Gunaxin

Tata Thursday on a MOnday is Okay - Funtasticus

I Can Hardly Wait, Chicks Making Out Video - Big Smudge

Transformers 3 Footage behind the Scenes - Hyphy Market

Sexy Exclusive Hot Chick Videos - OnHerCam.TV

Your Number 1 Source for Discount Cigars - Cigar King