Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Nic-O-Dick - Whitest Kids U'Know




I LOLed when the guy used it in the bathroom for the first time...

Ari Dee - Blow Up Doll Meets Pot Head




The Awesome Ari Dee made this pic for me today...She's the one who captioned it "Blow Up Doll Meets Pothead"...

I love the shit outta her...She's one of the coolest hotties I have ever met and she has the most awesome face and lips ever...

You gotta love her "Blow Up Doll" pose here...

Check out more of Ari Dee cuz her beauty will stick on you...

You should also Tweet Ari Dee and tell her Phil sent ya...

Misunderstood Sarcasm with Luke Younger




Dude nails it...

Jurassic Park Jeep Wrangler


Jurassic Park Jeep Wrangler

I thought it was pretty cool...

Notice Newman's work vehicle is ironically parked next to it...

Nik Richie Swimming in the Caesar's Palace Fountain




Saw this on Twitter a few weeks back when he posted it...It's cool to see Funny or Die actually host this video...

I guess its extremely forbidden to do this at Caesar's Palace or some shit...

Nik Richie is kind of a rock star nowadays and he gets paid to party and do appearances...The American Dream...His site TheDirty.com is actually the main reason I started blogging...

Fuck Yeah Nik Richie...If you ever want a particular Fuck Yeah Shirt, Your wish is my command...Just Sayin...

Dirty Army For Life...

Barack Obama and Igor


Obama and Igor

I thought it was funny...and I actuallty didn't clown Obama here...

Im so bi-partisan now...

Awesome Rampage Jackson Interview after UFC 130




Rampage is hilarious here...It's good that he won the fight because I think he woulda straight up beat Ariel Helwani's ass during this interview if he had lost...

Elay Smith Has Big Boobs - Follow Her On Twitter

Elay Smith Twitter

I love the was Elay Smith advertises herself to get more followers on Twitter...

So Follow @ElaySmith cuz she has an awesome rack...

See the NSFW version Right Here

Thursday, May 26, 2011

People of Wal-Mart Video




How awesome is this song...You're welcome...I hope this girl get mad internet money for this...

Im sure the people over at the PeopleOfWalMart.com blog are loving this...

Check out her website JessicaMusic.com

Crush of the Day - Ladie Lane


Ladie Lane

Uh Oh...Phil has a crush on a girl with tattoos...Don't tell my parents...In the past most of my crushes didnt have many tattoos but hey every girl is different and I stumbled across Ladie Lane and I am starting to crush on her...

She does have the petite body and dark hair that I love in a girl...So I guess im not straying to far from comparing her to "My Type" as I have in the past...

She's pretty adorable with some badassness that intrigues me...She has a lot of tattoos, I dont have any at the moment...Maybe opposites attract...

Would love to buy you a beer some day Ladie Lane...

Ladie Lane does have her own official site where you can see a shit load more of her and her hotness...

Check out LadieLane.com and yeah she shows her awesome boobies and stuff...So if you're under 18 then fuck off...(insert smiley face here)...

You can also follow Ladie Lane on Twitter and tell her Phil sent ya...Maybe that will help me buy her that drink someday...

Now here's some Side Boob action...

Ladie Lane

Hot Girl Nikki Gets Antiqued Good




Her reaction is so awesome in this...I want her autograph...

John probably had to look at porn that night...

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Garth Knows Best


Garth

I found this pic cuz I have a Tumblr and you should try it sometime its pretty fuckin amazing...

Veronica Vice Sexy Video in a Bikini






My little Veronica Poo has her own exclusive site now at VeronicasVice.comShe's fuckin' adorable and has a sweet high voice...

Plus most of us guys love a girl that is tiny and looks like we could easily pick up...Check her out at VeronicasVice.com and she is chatting live a lot at OnHerCam.com

Tell her Phil sent ya...

Hand Job or Tit Job


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I wonder if this will improve my SEO and attract more people cuz of the title....

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Masturbation Jar



Kobe Bryant's Unaired NBA Playoffs Commercial




Kobe wants to be a ball hog again...Thats cool...

and as always...Fuck the Lakers...

Eco This License Plate




Im a big fan of custom license plates...If you have followed me on Twitter for a while you know i have posted a lot that I come across on there...

I like this one cuz I am a fan of sarcasm...Fuck Yeah

Nice find Bibi Jones

Ashleys Candy Lifting Up Her Shirt




Something sexy about a girl in (and out) or a regular T shirt...You dont have to dress super glamorous to be sexy...

Ashley's Candy shows a great example of that In This Latest Set...

Todd Johnson - Botched Haircut




I feel like a dick for saying this but the part about down syndrome was hilarious...That impression was far too good...

Freedom and Liberals




Saw a friend post this on facebook and it made me laugh...

The US Military is the reason you have some of the freedoms you have today...

The Phil has spoken...

Dont get your panties in a bunch...(or how ever you say it)

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Kevin Brown - Women and Alcohol




Facebook Drama


Violet is Hot in Black




New awesome set from my Violet Poo...She might have one of the best pair of fun bags in the world...

Fuck Yeah Viorotica.com

Remembering Macho Man Randy Savage




The wrestling world lost another great entertainer and Legend this week...Randy Savage died at the age of 58 from having a heart attack while driving and then crashing into a tree...

Macho Man is one of the few famous wrestlers that people know who he is that never watched wrestling...Everyone loved him as the Spokesperson for Slim Jim...

In the ring and on TV he was awesome to have around...My voice would hurt as a kid trying to impersonate him on the microphone...No one's elbow drop was as cool either...

I have always thought this in my head...No one in wrestling has had more diffferent outfit combinations and color schemes than Macho Man did...

RIP man...

Picture Trolling


Subtle Trolling

I dont know if this is old or not but I just saw it...The longer I look at this, the more I laugh, out fuckin' loud...

Guy makes subtle changes in his friends appearance in pictures...This is priceless awesomeness...

The School Bell and Condoms Graph




Joakim Noah says "Fuck You F-ggot" to Heat Fan




You cant erase it once you done it...He wont get as much "heat" as Kobe Bryant did though cuz this one wasn't as obvious...

oh and...Fuck You Miami Heat...

Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Navy Seal Who Killed Osama Bin Laden




Fuck Yeah...It would be a hard secret to keep...Especially if you drink a lot...

Dodging a Bullet with Girlfriends Dad




Great Save...Parents are hilarious...

Good and Evil


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You dont call out your boy like that hahha...

Sweet Victoria's Bouncing Boobies






Brand new Video from the Boobilicious Sweet Victoria...This video speaks for itself...

Thats a way of saying I'm lost for words from her sexy everything...

Sweet Victoria can be seen at OnHerCam.com and has her own blog SweetVic.com so check out all her Hotness and Boobness...

Drunk Driving with Peter Griffin




The Great one has spoken...

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Daniel Tosh - Google




Inside Osama's Laptop: iTunes


Bin Laden's Laptop

Nice find from Team Coco

WWE Diva Kelly Kelly celebrates at the "Maxim" Hot 100




Kelly Kelly is So super hot and Im glad to see her get some recognition from Maxim...The Wrestling industry has some drop dead gorgeous and talented women and it's cool to see one of them be in Maxim...


Destiny Dixon Tanning Topless




Here's the lovely Destiny Dixon laying out in the hot Arizona sun that we share...She angled this pic perfectly so its just safe enough to post here without showing the whole goods...She has one of my favorite pair of tittays along with the rest of her being flawless too...AZ chicks are the best...

See whats below the camera here at her Official Naughty Site
DestinyDixon.com

Tweet Her @DestinyDixon and tell her Phil wants to see her in one of his shirts...

Photography - Men vs Women


Photography Men and Women Differ

Girls may also add a pucker face to that also...

Lillian Shows Off Her Curves





Fuck Yeah Lillian or as I like to call her "Lil Dogg" so it matches my nickname...We're "Phil and Lil" like from rugrats...Only we're not brother and sister but future ex husband and wife...Rawr...

See more of Lillian my beautiful Asian Sensation at OnHerCam.com cuz she's hilarious and I guarantee you love her if you talk to her...Just Sayin...

Louis Vuitton Hand Bag Haircut


Louis Vuitton Hair

This photo is pretty cool and also trips my the fuck out how real the zipper effect looks...

Monday, May 16, 2011

Ben Bailey - Cash Cab Fall Back Plan




The Cash Cab Guy is pretty funny...Check out his stand up...

His Special on Comedy Central is May 21, 2011...

TheRealBenBailey.com

Hair Like Kurt Cobain


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Hand Bra of the Day - Bryci

Bryci Hand Bra


Awesome Hand Bra pic by Bryci...She is a good tweeter as you can see here...

Follow her on Twitter and check Bryci.com for all her hotness...

Blacks on Blacks - YC Parody by Jonathan




The real version is a good club banger right now and this parody is just fuckin' hilarious...

and save your breath with any racist comments...EVERYONE gets made fun of...

If you go out of your way to label people racist...You're part of the reason real racism wont go away as fast...

Sit back and have a good time...

Follow Jonathon on Twitter @JonathanRPMS

Fan Runs On Field at Astros Game and Escapes





How awesome was this? I wonder if they caught him or if he dipped into the crowd...It's possible with his "Climbing to another level" shit he pulled off...

Danni Gee With Her Peeps

Danni Gee's Ass

Got a message from Danni saying "Wanna see a pic of me and my peeps?" so I said sure... and it turned out a lot sexier than the her and her friends pic I expected...

See more of my favorite Italian Bitch down the block at her site
Danni-Gee.com

Tweet Her sexy ass @TheRealDanniGee and tell her Phil sent ya...

Petey Peso - Found My Shine




Check out my homies song ninjas...You may know Petey Peso as Peter Roy also...Search for Petey Peso on Facebook

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Angry Birds at Work




I play it on at least one break at work too...At least I go outside...

Casey Woods on ADD




"I built a Volkswagon from scratch too!"

How To Get a Date with a Book


Funny Pictures

Too bad I hate reading books...Print is dying...

Deep Thoughts With Kesha




Yeah Jenna Marbles made me laugh again...I love her smart ass creativity when making fun of someone...

Asshole Parking Job of the Day




I hate when people purposely park like a dick...Even worse, Its in the handicapped spot...If they are handicapped they still shouldn't feel like they can park that thing anywhere...Unless it's way late at night, parking like this is a total DICK move...

Nikki Sweets Teasing In Her Robe




Here's the lovely Local babe Nikki Sweets looking sexy in (and almost out of) her robe...Nice Side Boob Type Action if you ask me...

Im gonna get a facebook pic with Nikki one of these days...Til then...See "all" of Nikki at her official website NikkiSweets.com

MC Pennywise - Have a Little Fun Music Video




Dope video from local rapper Pennywise...

Check out More of MC Pennywise at Reverb Nation

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Violet Glowing In Red and LINKs



Check Out Violet's Official Site
Viorotica.com
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Follow my ass on Twitter and also now Tumblr and yeah its crazy and fun...

Now check out these awesome links bitches...


Reggis Bush's Gilfriend in Her Underwear - The Dirty

FHM Australia 100 Sexiest Women in the World - The Beer Goggler

Amazing Banana Sculptures - Beverly Hills Honeys

An Amazing Collection of Beautiful Asses - Turd Ferguson Blog

Irina Shayk Rocking Some Bikinis - Don Chavez

15 Lady Gaga Inspired Cheerleader Tryout Costumes - Busted Coverage

Bree Olson Does Playboy NSFW - Drunken Stepfather

Robert Tractor Traylor Found Dead in Apartment - GuyISM

Hot Girls Making Funny Faces - UnCoached

Very Sexy "Chica de Mayo" Gallery - I Hate My Cubicle

Hump Day Hotties will Help Blood Flow - Funtasticus

Denise Milani Lawsuit against Webmasters Dismissed - MoonDog Sports

Annalynne McCord or Jesse Jane? - Royalty Fame

Awesome Rachel Bilson Captures - Sharapovas Thigh

Obscure NBA PLayers, Tate George - The No Look Pass

My T Shirt Web Site Project, Tell Your Friends - Fuck Yeah Shirts

Women's Deodorant vs. Men's Deodorant


deordorant

I'm thinking the V8 scent smells like the vegetable juice than the car engine...

Crush of the Day - Kelli Hutcherson




This Strikeforce Ring girl is smoking fine...Look at her abs...She says in this video that she doesn't work out...If that's true its not fair yet still a beautiful thing...

The under boob shots in this video are fuckin' awesome...

I wanna buy her a drink right here right now...

See more of her Maxim Photos Right Here

Four Hour Erection


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Saran Wrap Toilet Prank




Dont Get Mad, Get Glad...

Her reaction is pretty fuckin' priceless...

Got Gisele Flashing A Boob in the Mirror




Here's my favorite blonde bombshell Gisele flashing some titty in the mirror...I love real and candid shots like this...It's a certain sexy that shows you they arent always in a studio all glamored up all the time...She is a real girl like you and me...She's just exceptionally hot and has a great body and awesome knockers...

You can see this photo without the smiley face Right Here

Check out her awesome site GotGisele.com

and if you like it enough Here's a Phil Knows Best Exclusive 20% Off Special if you join...

Monday, May 9, 2011

Mothers Day Facebook Wrap Up




Devin Field - Celebrating Osama's Death




I love the way he points that some people need to pull their heads outta their politically correct ass...

America - Fuck Yeah!

Danni Gee Pretty in Pink




Here's my favorite Italian hottie Danni Gee showing off her hotness again...I love her tummy and the V shape definition in her lower abs that I am totally jealous of...I girl that can stay in good shape like that is so sexy to me...

She lives near me now...I need to get her to be my personal trainer and whip me into shape for pool season...Wouldn't that be a sweet dream come true...

Follow Danni on Twitter and check out her Boneriffic Official website Danni-Gee.com...


Wheel Of Fortune Contestant Makes Racist Suggestion




What a Jackass...

Pat Sajak played that off very cool...


Hilarious Wal-Mart Cashier




When you realize it's not as bad as it first looks...You'll love this pic...

Lillian Shows Off for Regretful Morning





Lillian, one of my favoritest chicks made a little video showing off her Asian Sensation sexy face and a little more...She looks great in them jean shorts...

She looks great out of them too...If you wanna see Check Her Out Here

and big ups to Regretful Morning


Ultra Violet Comic




Check out my buddy from Art Over Life Studios recent comic art project Called Ultra Violet which features Violet from Viorotica.com as you never have seen her before, in sexy comic and action form...Yes her boobs are still big...

So check back twice a week
UltraViolet

American British Translation Guide


Funny Pictures

This is for a hot chick in Europe that told me she likes my blog this week...Hope she thinks this is funny and doesn't hate me...

Love Youre Face @GGelousie

Jesse Neal Leads The National Anthem At TNA iMPACT




At last weeks iMPACT taping at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida, USS Cole veteran and TNA Wrestler Jesse Neal wanted to kick off the night with a special rendition of our National Anthem. After Sunday's news on Osama Bin Laden, it was an especially emotional and patriotic time for Jesse.

This was awesome to see practically the whole locker room come out and show support for Jesse when I dont think he knew they would come out...Made me feel proud to be a wrestling fan and an American...

Jesse was on the USS Cole that was bombed by Bin Laden and killed several American military personnel...

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Electric Door Knob Prank




I loved this...Nikki was pissed...Remember not to try this at home like they did...

The Queen and The Mask




Smoking!!!!! Resemblance...

Tayte in the Mirror



Here is the sexy and tattooed Tayte from OnHerCam.com...I loved this pic of her...She's a sexy Alt model with an awesome rack...

Check out more of Taytey Cakes at OnHerCam.com and Gods Girls

I still dont know if Tayte loves or hates when I call her or refer to her as "Taytey Cakes" but I think its an awesome nickname...


Repo Games Show on Chelsea Lately




I watches this show last week it was kinda cool...This clip is hilarious though I must say...

Wedding Background Check




Stealing the show over there...

Lita Lenee And The Lies Of The Beautiful People




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Awesome Video of the Lovely Lita Lenee...I love her black hair here and she looks pretty tan and perfect I must say...

I got to meet her sexy ass last month...She is chill and I loved being able to see her awesome smile in person...

Fuck Yeah Lita Lenee

Xo Eve Has a Sexy Face and Awesome LINKs



Check out More" of the Lovely Evelyn at her site
XoEve.com
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Tony Parker Downgraded For Life - The Dirty

Sara Jean Underwood is a Sexy Reporter - The Beer Goggler

Purple Kicks and Purple Kush - Beverly Hills Honeys

New England Patriots Cheerleader Alexa Flutie - Busted Coverage

Jessica Taylor in Sexy Lingerie - Don Chavez

America's Hottest Blonde 20% Off - Got Gisele

Girls Kissing, Fuck Yeah - Dead Dog

Dumb Money Moves Guys Make - GuyISM

Painter Bob Ross Lives - People of Wal-Mart

Inside Bin Laden's Pakistani Compound - Thats Gank

Miss Danni Gee's Official Site and Blog

Jodie Marsh 3-D Lap Dance - Royalty Fame

Tooshie Tuesday Time - Funtasticus

What I Should Drink Flowchart - Tailgating Ideas

Drunk Red Sox Fan Tackled on Field - Sharapovas Thigh

Playboy Busty Babe Mary Piemonte - MoonDog Sports

Gemma Atkinson, Fully Loaded Babe - Gunaxin

My T Shirt Web Site - Fuck Yeah Shirts