I posted this cuz it made me laugh out loud...
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Danni Gee's Jacket is Unzipped
Here's a close up of my sexy pal Danni Gee with her jacket zipped open and her pants riding low...It's awesome cuz she has an amazing body and big awesome boobies...
When I grow up I want my wife to walk around like this...Danni my invitation for marriage is always open...Fuck Yeah...
Check out Danni's super awesome site Danni-Gee.com and follow her sexy ass, boobs and face on Twitter @TheRealDanniGee and tell her Phil sent ya...
Celebrating Birthdays Then and Now
Yes this is the most attention we get for our birthdays nowadays but you have to admit it's the awesomest day of the year on your own facebook...
So make sure u check everyday and wish your Facebook friends happy fuckin' birthday...
Also.. Like My Page on Facebook Thanks a bunch...
Desiree Sexy in Pink Video
Coolest Girlfriend Ever
Not only can she beat u in Mario Kart...She will play with you while she's topless...
I'm sure there's many girls who don't understand and pretty much every guys is loving this trait in a girl and is not sure if it exists...
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Talia Shepard the Sexy Nurse
Halloween is still 2 months away but we are all aroused to see Talia Shepard dressing up in this sexy ensemble...She's a smokin' hot brunette with a pretty face and awesome boobies that I would love to be friends with...
You can see the NSFW gallery of Talia in her nurse outfit Right Fuckin' Here
Her official site is full of her pretty face and awesome body so make sure you check out TaliaShepard.com I promise you'll want her...
Cop Caught Having Sex on Hood of Car
That chick musta really wanted to get smashed out by a man in a uniform and this pig gave in to the temptation...
It looks like he "served" but was he "protected"?...
Shanelle Sexy "Grillz" Music Video
I love Shanelle's awesome gangster moves...She's hot and has a great rack...
Check out her awesome face and body at OnHerCam.com
Life Hacks 2.0
I love number 3 and I am also gonna randomly splash gingers with lemon juice if this list is true...
Monday, August 29, 2011
How My Actions Appear to Me When I'm Drunk
I can so relate to almost all these scenerios...I've had many moments where I spend like i'm a rich man...One time Credit Card fraud prevention called me about a big purchase from that week and I literally told them yes "I made that purchase cuz I was hammered drunk but yes I made that purchase..."
You learn to laugh later...The interest on my bills still sucks ass though haha...
Femme Eden Sexy in Sunlight Video
Fuck Yeah It's Femme Eden time again...Another flawless hottie who I think her looks were shaped by the finger of God himeself...She's becoming one of my favoritest things on the internet...I hope she never leaves...
See all her hotness on her official website and blog FemmeEden.com and also follow her perfectness on Twitter @FemmeEden where you might also see some sexy and candid Twit Pics too ya never know...
Thanks for being Pretty and awesome Femme I love your face...
Batman and Superman
Always remember Batman doesn't have super powers...He's just smart, rich and athletic and lucky as fuck...
Lindsay Marie is Hot at the Hard Rock Hotel
Here's one of my favorite hotties, Lindsay Marie doing what she does best which is be gorgeous...This is her most recent photoshoot inside a room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas...She is way fine here...
The rest of this pics from this set can be seen on her site Right Here and also follow her sexy ass on twitter @LindsayMarie
Fuck Yeah Beverly Hills Honeys
Lucky Hurricane Irene Survivor
Someone better go buy a lottery ticket...Even though they won't win cuz something like this doesn't happen everyday, let alone twice in a day...Just Sayin...
Friday, August 26, 2011
Irene is Blowing
Well played and congrats on the head in High School Robert...
Hope you stay safe this weekend...
State Farm Commercial - Magic Jingle Agent Freak Out
I like this...It's how it would really be if that Jungle thing worked...
Bryci - Referee Hand Bra
Fuck Yeah another super fine Bryci picture for our viewing pleasure...This is an exclusive sneak peak to her Sexy Referee set which is the newest hotness on her site Bryci.com...Don't you wish she'd put you in her penalty box?
Follow her on Twitter @Bryci to keep up with her and sexy body...You know you love her face too, she's fuckin' adorable...
Crazy Couch Prank
Half of you guys are only pushing play cuz the preview image of Nikki is sexy...Hey it's cool though...
Nice Job Nikki...You look very pretty in jean shorts too...
I hope you got a new couch...
Women's Underwear and Bikini Logic
No guy has ever understood this...We hang out with you girls and go swimming and such and see you in bikinis and bathing suits...
For some reason if your caught seen in your bra its a big fuckin' deal and your either ashamed or pissed off...
Ladies we dont care! Especially if we've already seen you in your bathing suit...
So lighten up...
Nelly - Grillz - Ari Dee Music Video
Here's my lovely crush Ari Dee in another sexy video...She was dared to redo the video for "Grillz" by Nelly...She looks way hot in her booty shorts here and you even see some "Bling" in her teeth...
I wish this version was the official video that aired on TV...Oh well a man can dream...For more awesomeness from Ari Dee check out her Profiles on OnHerCam and GodsGirls.com
Follow her Sexy Ass on Twitter @TheAriDee
Interesting Snack on the Bus
"I think I'll bring my jar or Mayo for this long bus ride"
Who the fuck brings Just a jar of Mayonnaise with them in public?
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Reasons I Scrub My Balls Every Morning
Every guy hopes for the unexpected BJ and this is something that runs through our crazy guy minds while we are washing our balls...
This is actually the reason we takes a shower at night before we go out again...
Just in case...
Hot Girl Walking Gets Smoked Out By Truck
Yeah those guys are shitheads...That shit leaves a smell trail for a while I've seen people do it outside bars and shit and it sucks ass...
Hand Bra of the Day - Kate's Playground
Kate has been in the internet model game for a while now and is still hot as ever...Look at that rack...I loved this set and had to whore it out...
See more awesome pics of Kate Right Fuckin' Here
Fuck Yeah Kate...
Jenna Marbles Answers Your Questions Part 2
I like Jenna's opinion a lot...Someone else that may "Know Best" and I have an internet crush on her...
I hope on her drive she passes thru Phoenix or Scottsdale, AZ and takes a Facebook pic with me...
Anything can happen...
Follow Her @Jenna_Marbles
If Hank Hill Were into Bondage
If you thought Bobby was a confused kid then....Think if this was his dad...
Shanelle The Busy School Girl
See more of this bodacious blonde babe Shanelle's pics and videos at On Her Cam and chat with her sexy ass for free...She knows her sports too so see if you can bullshit with her...
Shanelle is a Packers fan so that's what keeping her from being perfect...
Love you too Shanelle ;) Go Bears!
The Dos Equis Guy as a Baby
You this is fake cuz the real Dos Equis guy had a beard as a baby i'm sure...
Stay Thirsty My Friends...
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Ari Dee School Girl Video
Here's the awesome Ari Dee's latest video celebrating the start of the school year...I would love to keep her after class for show her some pointers...Or just One pointer in particular...Yeah that was me trying to be crude and funny...
One thing I noticed about this video is that Ari Dee has an awesome and kind of long tongue that makes me wanna make out with her even more now...Look for it...
Anyways...Ari Dee has a shit load of pics and videos which you will love...Follow her sexy ass on Twitter @TheAriDee and tell her how hot she is...
Judging People
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
This reminds me of politics too much for some reason...
Brooke Marks Hand Bra on the Couch
Yeah Brooke Marks is looking hot here...She's one of my favorite web models when it comes to personality besides her being super gorgeous...She's funny as fuck if you ever chat with her etc...
Check out her awesome website BrookeMarks.com and follow her sexy ass on Twitter @TheBrookeMarks
Fuck Yeah Brooke
Monday, August 22, 2011
The Heinz Ketchup Tattoo
I can't remember where I found this picture at a while back but I knew I needed to save it...
Not gonna lie I kinda like it...whether it's on a hamburger, or used to dip your fries or pork chop in...Ketchup is pretty popular...
Just Sayin...
Affion Crocket Guests As "Jay-Z, Drake, Lil Wayne & Kanye West" On the Radio
These impressions were pretty fuckin' funny...
Femme Eden Sexy Corset in Bed
Newest snapshot of Femme Eden in bed...I can't get enough of her beauty and perfect face...She is tip top shape physically too I love it...
Follow her ass on Twitter @FemmeEden for more awesome candid pics...Bookmark her Official site and blog FemmeEden.com for the latest news...Look for her chatting live at On Her Cam...
Fuck Yeah...
Lowest Sagging Jeans Ever
C'mon this is fuckin' ridiculous...
If you punched him in the face he cou'dn't run after you...That's why he might have some ammo in that giant backpack...
Even people who sag think this is takin' it too far...
Comedian Melissa Villasenor - Mickey Mouse Voice
This girl is awesome I bet she's hilarious in person...
Danni Gee Casual and Outside
Here's my super crush Danni Gee hanging outside...I always get a kick of her old fashioned cop sunglasses and she pulls them off well...
Every outfit she wears on her site Danni-Gee.com is smaller than what she is wearing in these pics...
Follower her sexy Italian ass on @TheRealDanniGee and find out what she up to and getting naked and stuff...
Bring the Chicken Big Mac to America
I'm not sure which country this is from because I can't read that writing but yeah it weirds me out that other countries far away have this option at McDonald's and we don't here in America...
I'm not saying a Big Mac is the best fast food burger around but it's a classic and it hits the spot once and a great while...I wanna try the chicken version cuz, well, its chicken...
I've had a chicken Whopper once just to say I had one and experience it...So yeah McDonalds you should give this a shot...For the kids...
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Andy Levy Apologizes To Chris Brown
Andy Levy Apologizes To Chris Brown - Watch more Funny Videos
I watched this on TV when it aired because I had saw and posted This Tweet that Andy had sent to Chris Brown...
This shit blew that tweet outta the water on hilarity and realness...
Redeye is a hilarious show with offensive humor and that is why it is awesome...
Tweet @AndyLevy
The Phone Check
I've done it so many times...The phone has revolutionized the art of acting like you are not a lost idiot sometimes...
Bryci Little Pink Dress
Yeah, Bryci has one of the most phenomenal big racks I have ever seen...She is super pretty too which makes her fit into the "perfect" zone...Cutting her hair shorter earlier this year looks great on her too...You can see more of this gallery Right Fuckin' Here to see if you think I am right or not...
If you like what you see check out "All" of Bryci at her site
Bryci.com
Damn, that's some awesome cleavage...
Hand Bra of the Day - Kiss Kara
Fuck Yeah Kiss Kara is lookin' fine here sporting the infamous "Hand Bra" that is shown off by many babes on this site...
If you follow Kara on Twitter @TweetKissKara you can see more awesome pics like this from day to say and see all the sexy action Twitter can show you on her sexy awesome website KissKara.com
Descriptive Candy Names
Whoever made this just made fun of Reeses and that ain't cool...Reeses are fuckin' awesome everyone knows that...
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Got Gisele G String and Side Boob
Fuck Yeah Gisele, my favorite busty blonde is here again to show off her hotness...Gisele has great side boob and great everything else...
This is some new material that leads to awesome sexy time at her official Site and blog @GotGisele and tell her Phil sent ya...
Oh and that is just her other elbow below her boobie not a deformity I saw it too at first...I've seen her lovely rack in person and believe me her Fun bags are fuckin' spectacular...
Find the Vomit
It's funny how many pictures on the internet capture this kind of shit...Go buy a lottery ticket if you're ever involved in shit like this...
Priceless...
Kayden420 Showing Some Love
Here's my lovely stoner babe friend Kayden420 showing yours truly some love...She's a badass alt model that doesn't have many limits and she'll smoke u chronic smokers under the table...
Check out her official site and blog at
Kayden420.com
Fuck yeah Kayden you're awesome!
Bus Driver Crashes From Texting and Driving
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Jackass of the week...
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Andy Levy Tweets Chris Brown
This was one of the funniest tweets I have ever seen...
Andy Levy later tweeted I think Chris Brown may have blocked me for some reason. :(
Follow Andy on Twitter @AndyLevy he's a pretty funny guy...Redeye is hilarious too...
Exotic Sabrina Double Hand Bra Special
Here's a double dose of our favorite Brazilian Babe wearing next to nothing in the mirror and sharing with us her perfect beauty and hand bra...
You can follow Exotic Sabrina on Twitter @XoticSabrina for more awesome pics like this and tweet her and let her know how pretty she is...She's funny too if you talk to her...
Check out her awesome Official site and blog:
ExoticSabrina.com
Japanese and American Cucumbers
One's way less expensive and you get twice as much...
America! Fuck yeah...
Frozen Panty Challenge with Ari Dee
Our pal Ari Dee made a funny and sexy video...She angled it great too so im allowed to share it here...She freezes some booty shorts of hers for a challenge and its pretty hot, or cold...You get a good look here at Ari Dee's awesome tummy and petite body...I wanna clone her and have her as my own...
Ari Dee is one of the more interactive girls on the interwebs and thats one of the million reasons she is so awesome...Lots more pics and videos of her on OnHerCam and Gods Girls
Tweet Her sexy ass too @TheAriDee
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Movie Quotes Interpreted by a Proper Englishman
Of course the Samuel L Jackson one was my favorite...
Big Ups to TheFrogman.me
Veronica Vice Sexy Tease Video
Here's my lovely homegirl Veronica Vice in a little video of her showing off...One of the finest things to come out of Canada...
Follow Veronica On Twitter @VeronicaVice cuz that's where this video was first seen...
Check out her Offical website where you can see what's underneath them clothes at:
VeronicasVice.com
Reasons to Hate the Rain
So true...I have always hated the rain because I think it's annoying to drive in...Living in Arizona doesn't help either because it doesn't rain that much so so many people get soooooo excited when it might rain and never stop talking about it...Co-workers talk about it and if you have a job where you talk to a lot of people it sucks even more because right after "Hi, how are you?" comes something about the fucking rain...
Just Sayin....
Double Bowling Ball Nutshot
Lots of Douche-baggery today...
Why you guys messing with your nuts like that?
They can go through ball pain together now...How sweet and gay...
Lexus Parks in Wet Cement
Seen this a lot today...Looks like the driver hasn't gotten out yet...His face would be all over the internet too I'm sure...
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