Friday, September 30, 2011

90s Vs Today


Funny Pictures

90s vs today

90s vs today

90s vs today

90s vs today

90s vs today

90s vs today niggas

Kids say anything these days...

The Melanie Iglesias Flip Book: Part 2




Melanie Iglesias is back with a sequel to her first Flip book video (Which Can be seen here)...If you ever heard me talk about Melanie before, I'll remind you that I think she's one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen...Ever...Her look is "my" type and I hope I marry a girl a quarter as beautiful as her...

Word on the street is that she may have a show on MTV in November so i will definitely try to catch that just because she is so effin' beautiful alone...

Follow her perfect face on Twitter @MelanieIglesias and remind her how pretty she is...

She is on the top of my 10 most wanted girls to get a pic with for Facebook...Someday Phil...Someday...

Is Facebook Male or Female


Facebook Gender Female

"Like" my page on facebook cuz I need fans...


11 Year Old Football Player Demias Jimerson Banned For Scoring Too Many Touchdowns!




I hate this kind of shit...Let the kid excel and break new grounds...At least next year he doesn't have to lay down for the system anymore...

This is America What the fuck...


XoEve in the Bathtub


Evelyn XoEve in the Bathtub

Ooo La La it's Eve getting her bathtub on...My favorite tattooed Asian is was fine in and out of this bikini...

Im so jealous of that rubber ducky and the look on his face is basically saying "Haha I'm getting some Ass from Evelyn and you are not"...Stupid Duck...Anyways...

Check out Eve's awesome site XoEve.com for more hotness...

Stalk, I mean follow her on Twitter @XoEve and tweet her up...Cuz she's hot!

Man Slams Through Glass Door



Man Slams Through Glass Door - Watch MoreFunny Videos

He must be a power walker...

Couch Acciddents


Take a Picture While they cry couch accident

They'll be fine for a couple extra seconds anyway...

Thursday, September 29, 2011

What Shirt to Wear


Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Banned Match.com Commercials: "Really Like You"




That's weird that two videos on my blog in a row involved someone getting jizzed...


Exotic Sabrina on Facebook




Here's a reminder that my Brazilian super crush Exotic Sabrina's site is now live and you should check it out...Yes she has the accent too...

She has a Facebook page with some awesome freebies...You know u have a Facebook account...99% of us do so don't bullshit me and
"Like" Exotic Sabrina

Peter North Decorator App




Silly Hipster


Funny Pictures

Awesome Scarf Bro...

Ladie Lane Sexy Side Boob


Ladie Lane Side Boob Sexy

Here's my lovely crush Ladie Lane looking super sexy here...I love the way her boob is almost popping out but not quite...I like the expression she has on her face...I can;t wait to get a Facebook pic with her someday...

Check out her super awesome website and see what it looks like when the boob actually falls out...

LadieLane.com



Deon Cole on Michael Jackson





Sabotaging Your Sister's Facebook


facebook sister troll poop

Sorry I'm a guy and little things like this are funny to me...

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Hipster Bullies




Stand up for yourselves...

Awesome Office Building Post It Art


Post it Art on office building

I wonder if the politcally correct people hated this because it's related to Christianity and basically every religion besides Christianity is okay to some of them...

Dont let my comment ruin the awesomeness of this photo...

Git Gisele in Sexy Fishnet Dress


Gisele Naked Mirror Fishnet

Fuck Yeah it's Gisele time again...She tweeted this super awesome picture this week to remind you that my favorite blonde bombshell is sexy as ever...She is one of the only reasons I would support cloning...

I would so wife her up just so she would send me a pic like this everyday while I was at work...

More of Gisele's awesome face..Check out her Official site:
GotGisele.com

Follow her on Twitter @GotGisele and you may randomly see a random twitter pic like this...You know you wanna...

Fuck Yeah Gisele!

Donnell Rawlings - Champion Sex




Love this guy...


Inappropriate Bushes


Penis Shaped Trees Bushes

I would laugh everyday if I lived or worked here and put this on facebook all the time to show the hilarity...

Sexy Miss Connecticut in the Maxim Office




Regina Turner you are a hottie...I hope this site gets popular enough someday so I can hire a girl like you...

Doorbells in 2011


Doorbells in 2011

I know i call or text people when i get there...Especially late at night you dont wanna ring a doorball and wake up the whole house...

I think most of us have a better phone than in this picture...

Monday, September 26, 2011

Physical Interpretation of Bragging


Bragging a physical interpretation

Sometimes it's that bad...

Take it easy people...

Kevin Farley - Bad Song Lyrics




Does anyone else remember him in the MTV created boy band "2gether"?

Shit was hilarious...

Spencer Nicks the Sexy Bears Fan


Spencer Nicks Chicago Bears Fan

Hot Chicks and Football have been in the air lately...Check out Spencer Nicks rocking my favorite team, Da Bears! in these sexy pics...

Spencer is a New Internet Hottie, this is my first time showing her off on my site and hopefully not the last...She has a sexy southern accent which is awesome...Her being a Bears fan is a personal favorite to me...Go Bears Spencer Fuck Yeah!

See More pics of Spencer from this gallery in AND out of her Bears Shirt Right Fuckin' Here

and check out her new official website:
SpencerNicks.com

Spencer Nicks Under Boob Sexy Bears

Follow her on Twitter @SpencerNicks

This Car is Gay All The Time


Gay 247 License Plate

Banned Match.com Commercial - Secret




She hates Pizza what the fuck is wrong with her?

Hot Twitter Pic of the Day - Nat G




Natalie Gauvreau is a sexy babe and she takes sexy pics for all of us...She makes Twitter a better place for pictures like this...

She has a great body and I love her tummy...

Follow her sexy ass on twitter @SexyNatG and check out her official website SexyNatG.com

Natalie if you're ever in AZ I would love to have a drink with ya...

Ass Gripper - Dipset Chronicles Episode 1




Shit goes down late at your local Walgreens...

I'm not a fan of ass like this but this shit was pretty funny...

Gimme a small, petite and fit ass any day over that badonkadonk...

Now pass the Mayo...

If video is not loading right Watch It Here

Chris Brown's Greatest Hit


Chris Brown's Greatest Hit

Now she says "Come Here Rude Boy" if she wants to talk to him...

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Man Catches Foul Ball While On His Cell Phone




He has great awareness of his surroundings...

Monroe Lee Awesome Under Boob


Monroe Lee Side Boob under Boob Mirror

Here's a sexy pic from super hot babe Monroe Lee...She has one of the awesomest boobs out there as you can see there is Under boob and side boob combined and a lot of it...You gotta love twitter for times like this...

Check out Monroe's Official website and blog at LuvMonroe.com

Follow her sexy ass on Twitter @MonroeLee and you might see her tweet a sexy pic like this...

Comedian Alex Scott - I'm So Glad You Said Something




Some of you can relate to this very well but are waiting for a black person to do it first because you're scared...

Boys Being Boys - Father and Son


Funny Pictures

Fart jokes and pooping are funny...Just Sayin...

Vanilla Deville Side Boob in the Mirror




Here's my delicious babe friend Vanilla Deville taking a candid mirror pic before going to the gym...She has an awesome rack for pics like this...I wish I was that mirror, it gets to see her naked every day...

You should totally check out Vanilla's award winning site that has been around for 12 years and counting...You know she's doing something right...

VanillaDeville.com

Follow Vanilla on Twitter @VanillaDeville and you may see more sexy pics like this tweeted from her in the future...

Inflatable Tube Diving Accident



Inflatable Tube Diving Accident - Watch MoreFunny Videos

How to Stop Kids From Wearing Sagging Pants


Stop Sagging Pants How To

I was guilty of this in my youth for a little while...Glad my dad didn't do this...I knew better than to sag around him...Only at school and in public where I thought I was cool as fuck...

Friday, September 23, 2011

Andy Samberg impersonates Mark Zuckerberg at F8 2011




I think we should consider the Slow Poke...

Mark...Please lets us have the "Most Recent" option back on our timelines...Yes, I'm begging you...

"Like" me on Facebook Right Here I need fans pretty bad...

Ariel Rebel Has a Sexy Ass


Ariel Rebel Ass in the Mirror Twitter

Check out this awesome pic from Ariel Rebel of her sexy ass out of the shower...Perfect phone placement blocking the nip so I can post it here...

Ariel is an adorably hot Canadian chick I think you should check out her Blog ArielRebelUnplugged.com and see what sexy things she is up too...

I got this pic from Twitter...Follow Ariel on Twitter @ArielRebel for more awesome pics like this...

The Hairy Facebook Pic


awkward photo facebook

Hilarious...

She must be Italian or middle eastern...

Lil' Blake Griffin




Lil' Blake was awkwardly white...

I miss the Lil' Penny commercials they were great...

Nikki Sweets Candy Bikini Top


Nikki Sweets Candy Bikni

Awesome Nikki Sweets bikini top...I've always loved this on hot chicks...You don't see it very often so I always savor the moment just like my favorite candy...Nice pun Phil...

Check out more sexy pics of Nikki at her official website
NikkiSweets.com

Tweet and follow her sexy ass on Twitter @NikkiSweetsxoxo

Met a Blind Guy - Nate Bargatze




Coolest Dog Trick Ever


Dog Takes off Bikini Top

I love Man's best friend...

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The New Facebook Sucks


New Facebook Inception

Finally an uproar about a Facebook change...They've done subtle changes in the past and we all got used to it...This one is making the news and trending on Twitter and everything else...

Its whack that they want to tell you what they think is top news to you and that real time little box in the corner is horrible and now everyone can see what your writing to people as soon as u write it...

"C'mon Son!" as @MrEdLover would say...

I think myself, Morgan Freeman and everyone else can agree:

Morgan Freeman New Facebook

Now "Like" my Page on Facebook Thanks!

Jenna Marbles - White Girls in the Club




The screaming thing has to stop...

Jenna I wanna meet you someday, just sayin...

Elouise The Sexy Tattooed Barbie in Pink


Elouise Pretty in Pink Barbie

Here's my Lovely UK crush Elouise lookin awesome and adorable...She has the sexy British accent along with the hot body and tattoos which is all great variables to make up a "Hot Chick"...

Elouise has a lot to show off on OnHerCam and GodsGirls for all her hotness and see more tattoos that you see here...

Follow her sexy ass on Twitter @ggElouise and tweet her sweet nothings to make her smile...


Elouise Tattooed Barbie Gods Girls

First World Problems


Funny Pictures

I hate forgetting my phone when going to poop...Even if it's just a quickie...


Nursing Home Confidential - "Old Folks For Life" Promo




I still don't know if this is slightly real but this song was pretty gangster...

What Your Dog Really Thinks About You


What your dog thinks about you

Nice one Jim Benton

SHOW girlz Magazine - Black Lingerie 14 Video




Black Lingerie #14 (Latina) is an all-star issue of featuring the top Latina models in the industry including cover models Cubana Lust, Jessica Burciaga, Suleyn Medieros, Jesikah Maximus, Sasha Del Valle and Alana Marie. This issue is on newsstands now and on the iPad and Android through Zinio. Go collect all the sexy covers today!

The Issue online at SHOWgirlzExclusive.com

"I just love Jessica Burciaga and Suelyn and take anything I can get from them" -Phil

Jim Belushi is Shooting a Pilot


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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I've never watched any of his shows but I still thought this was funny...


Monday, September 19, 2011

Notorious BIG - Juicy Interpreted Wrong

Setup CAM - What Body Parts Women Look at On Guys




So they like to check out the Arms and the Crotch the most...Unless you have some weird abnormality such as a Mike Tyson tattoo...

Meet Madden The Hot Chicago Bears Fan


Meet Madden Bears Fan

Woo Hoo another sexy Chicago Bears Post...This time its the lovely Madden...She is a sexy hot blonde, girl next door type...I think she's from Chicago but not sure...Hot girls wearing my favorite teams gear is always a way to score points...


Meet Madden Walter Payton Jersey

There's more pics from this Gallery Right Fuckin' Here cuz yeah Madden is a hottie with a body and we all want more...

Her Official Website for all her hotness:
MeetMadden.com


Meet Madden Chicago Bears Sexy

Stadium Seat Fails Around The World


Stadium seating fails around the world

"Hey! Down in front!"


Stop YouTube Cheaters - Nikki and John PSA




I'm a big fan of Nikki and John and I'm glad to see they are taking a stand against fraudulent YouTube notoriety...

Check out Their Prank Channel Right Here

Katie Banks Sexy in Pink


Katie Banks Pretty in Pink

Here's bust babe Katie Banks looking super fine here...Kate has a phenomenal body that I wanna hold against me...

One cool thing about her besides being super pretty...She likes to show you whats under her clothes...There's more pics from this sexy gallery Right Fuckin' Here

You know you want more of her at her awesome official site
KatieBanks.com


Katie Banks Sexy Couch

Hot Chick Air Walks on Stripper Pole



Chick Does Cool Air Walk on Fitness Pole - Watch MoreFunny Videos

It's funny that its called a "Fitness" pole sometimes now...


Passed the Fuck Out


Hot Girl Passed Out in front of Door

Haven't posted a funny pass out pic in a minute...This chick seems pretty attractive too...

If you are this girl, take a pic of yourself in front of this door and email it here and we would all like to see ya...

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Reasons To buy Hillshire Farms Lunch Meat


Reasons to buy Jillshire Farms Lunch Meat Tupperware

They do have the edge over other lunch meat with these awesome containers...

Ladie Lane Smoking Teaser Video


Untitled from Ladie Lane on Vimeo.



Here's Super fine Tattooed babe Ladie Lane in a sexy little video...Ladie is Smokin' in this video, more ways than one...

Tweet her Gorgeous face @LadieL and tell her that Phil has a crush on her...

See Ladie Lane in all her glory and Hotness at her site
LadieLane.com

Fuck Yeah...

Sore Throat Remedy for Women


Sore throat Remedy blow job

Those cartoon chicks have some nice racks...